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By *parky4g OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I see there is a lady in the top pics with a couple of bottles inserted in the front and back door.

Each to there own but it always worry’s me with a breakage I’m sure it happens

What things make you worry my other thing is cotton wool if I touch it it puts my teeth on edge strange I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach "

Instantly thought about this video when seeing said picture!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach

Instantly thought about this video when seeing said picture!! "

That’s what I thought off as well when I read this had to go look at the hot picks and see for my self definitely will hunt me for life that video ha ha

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach "

Being there nosy cow I am, I just had to look it up…I couldn’t even click on the link, the description was more than enough! Can someone pluck my eyes out, please?

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By *parky4g OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I think if it’s the same video then yes that is probably where i get the thought from.

Quiet a large jar as I remember

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Odd isn't it. I don't find it sexual. Just weird......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach

Being there nosy cow I am, I just had to look it up…I couldn’t even click on the link, the description was more than enough! Can someone pluck my eyes out, please? "

Hugs to you hear some eye bleach lol

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By *parky4g OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I’m not preaching what people should and shouldn’t do to make that clear

The beer looks like Peroni very good beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if it’s the same video then yes that is probably where i get the thought from.

Quiet a large jar as I remember

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He was going for the world record. Smashed it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oops

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Not my cup of tea, or should I say not my glass of Merlot.

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

This is hot and horny! Lol

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By *parky4g OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire


"I think if it’s the same video then yes that is probably where i get the thought from.

Quiet a large jar as I remember

He was going for the world record. Smashed it "

Lol nice one

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I have seen this live lol so hot!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Peroni as well

*dons hat

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No a pressecco bottle I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always baffled me, there is plenty of risk free objects that can go up the arse, get yourself to your local fruit and veg shop! Why risk a serious incident like that is beyond me

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lol it wasn't me using the bottle! A female was

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach

Being there nosy cow I am, I just had to look it up…I couldn’t even click on the link, the description was more than enough! Can someone pluck my eyes out, please?

Hugs to you hear some eye bleach lol "

Thanks gorgeous, hugs and eye bleach always gratefully accepted xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself. "

Seconded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach

Being there nosy cow I am, I just had to look it up…I couldn’t even click on the link, the description was more than enough! Can someone pluck my eyes out, please?

Hugs to you hear some eye bleach lol

Thanks gorgeous, hugs and eye bleach always gratefully accepted xxx"

Your welcome anytime and thanks so much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself. "

I wasn’t being negative I know she is and was just saying anytime I see or hear off glass there always think back to that video

As it’s a reminder never to try it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not my thing, each to their own.

I can't get past the bottle potentially creating a vacum and the possibility of complications on removal.

That's probably due to all the medical issues I've had in the past.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself. "

Now my interest peaks.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Wonder if she left the caps on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself. "

You're right.

I apologise Bluebell! I do love your efforts for this picture and you have a lovely floof!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well, as long as she was enjoying herself!

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Wonder if she left the caps on? "

Oooww that would make your eyes water

Or conversely if they are twist offs I wonder if she could do it hands free?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Well, as long as she was enjoying herself! "

100%

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself. "

Both of my comments were in relation to 1 man 1 jar; I hope they didn’t come across as relating to the lady in question, or her picture, but if they did I can only apologise unreservedly. It has never, and never will be my intention to be negative about or judge anyone, here or irl. There’s too much of that crap around already.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself. "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I appreciate the forum posters photos!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself.

Now my interest peaks."

Meh

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach "

I thought it was 2 girls 1 cup ? Is that a different one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's Bluebell, a Fab legend and absolute goddess. Normal rules don't apply in her case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s a forum regular and a lovely lady, so any negative comments I suggest you keep to yourself.

Now my interest peaks."

It’s funny how selective you are.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 man 1 jar I remember showing showing my dad that video and he nearly had a heart attack!

But you would be surprised at how strong those beer bottles are. I mean, the glass isn't delicate and unless you're really forcing it in, the tip can handle a nice vag and rectum with ease. I am speaking from vaginal experience.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"1 man 1 jar I remember showing showing my dad that video and he nearly had a heart attack!

But you would be surprised at how strong those beer bottles are. I mean, the glass isn't delicate and unless you're really forcing it in, the tip can handle a nice vag and rectum with ease. I am speaking from vaginal experience. "

I'd yazoo your bumhole

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"1 man 1 jar is all I am saying google at your own perel

And if needing hugs afterwords I am hear with some handy eye bleach

I thought it was 2 girls 1 cup ? Is that a different one ?"

Very different. 2 girls 1 cup = *vom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times "

Let me explain it to you Bob, as far as I know she didn’t ask anyone to start this thread and if there are any negative comments there’s a good chance she will read it, so put the two together, didn’t ask for the thread plus negative comments that are read and there you go.

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By *ed_Panda13Woman
over a year ago

Walsall

Apparently the reason he was so quiet was because his parents were in another room

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times "

Totally agree! I'm sure Bluebell knows when you post pics you are going to get positive and negative comments. I suspect she couldn't give a shit either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times "

More than that

It’s ( don’t offend who your trying to shag )

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times "

Nit-pickings against the rules our kid!

Whether they post or don’t…

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times

Let me explain it to you Bob, as far as I know she didn’t ask anyone to start this thread and if there are any negative comments there’s a good chance she will read it, so put the two together, didn’t ask for the thread plus negative comments that are read and there you go. "

Still don't get it. Feel free to dis my handhole

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Peroni bottles are tough. I intervened in a pub fight/beating and got one bounced off my head for my troubles, it didn't even break, the bottle that is, my head came away with a good sized gash.

Ruined a nice shirt and got 7 staples for trying to be a good samaritan. Take some strong pelvic floor muscles to break one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is this picture???

For Health and Safety purposes of course. Ahem...

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Peroni bottles are tough. I intervened in a pub fight/beating and got one bounced off my head for my troubles, it didn't even break, the bottle that is, my head came away with a good sized gash.

Ruined a nice shirt and got 7 staples for trying to be a good samaritan. Take some strong pelvic floor muscles to break one "

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

It would only really put Me off if it was a 2ltr juice bottle.

I'd be thinking theres no point

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times

More than that

It’s ( don’t offend who your trying to shag ) "

In tennis terms that’s called 15 - love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get how because someone is a regular their pictures can't be discuss in the same way as anyone else on the site? As long as it's not mean or shaming anyone, surely it's ok. I actually really like bluebelle's pics and she gets loads of fabs from me, but I think this thread shows how we treat anonymous people online very differently to those we think we "know". They all have feelings, right? Humans are so strange at times

More than that

It’s ( don’t offend who your trying to shag )

In tennis terms that’s called 15 - love "

Nope check mate as I don’t see a single thing in that thread that directly pointed to saying anything nasty about her my comment was solly based on

( but it always worry’s me with a breakage I’m sure it happens ) is in showing the effects of what can happen

Funny how people can miss interpreted things based solely on who they trying to shag

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside


"Peroni bottles are tough. I intervened in a pub fight/beating and got one bounced off my head for my troubles, it didn't even break, the bottle that is, my head came away with a good sized gash.

Ruined a nice shirt and got 7 staples for trying to be a good samaritan. Take some strong pelvic floor muscles to break one

"

Yup, painful life lesson learnt. Don't be a hero.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Peroni bottles are tough. I intervened in a pub fight/beating and got one bounced off my head for my troubles, it didn't even break, the bottle that is, my head came away with a good sized gash.

Ruined a nice shirt and got 7 staples for trying to be a good samaritan. Take some strong pelvic floor muscles to break one

Yup, painful life lesson learnt. Don't be a hero."

Never stop being a hero x

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

How exactly would you explain what happened to the nurse in A&E if something went wrong whoops I slipped and fell on my husbands Budweiser

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