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By *uckoo clock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

During a recent appraisal of all the possesions we have within our four walls i happened upon that section entitled 'wifes belongings', and specifically the footwear department

I myself have four pair of footwear which enable me to accomplish all manner of things such as climbing ladders, gardening, walking, dancing etc etc.

My lady however has fifty pairs, which like software on a laptop needs constantly updating, as she would have it.

So to anyone and specifically the ladies can you help enlighten this feeble man as to why anyone would need that amount of shoes.

And when inviting comments from the ladies i do realise its a bit like having a row with your Mrs and asking your mother-in-law to referee(oops).Im not gonna come out of this smelling of roses am I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifty pairs of shoes required 300 days shopping to amass them. That's 300 days you don't have to go shopping with her. I'd encourage her to buy as many shoes as she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i ALWAYS need shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because shoes are beautiful things!

Do we need any other reason?

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By *uckoo clock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"i ALWAYS need shoes "

Perhaps my lady coud help you out lol ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fifty pairs of shoes required 300 days shopping to amass them. That's 300 days you don't have to go shopping with her. I'd encourage her to buy as many shoes as she wants. "

Women should NEVER take men shopping with them. It's abuse.

I am female and have about 15 pairs of shoes/ boots and 2 handbags. I have no idea why anyone would need any more than that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoe collection:

2 pairs of sandals (May - October)

1 pair of trainers (worn three times)

1 pair of dress shoes (for hatches, matches & despatches)

1 pair of Timberlands (touch 'em, ya dead!)

2 pairs of casual shoes for work

1 pair of steel-toe boots (for work too)

A pair of wellies.

Can't think of another reason why I'd need more than that.

Siren's shoe collection has it's own fookin room!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Because they're pretty!

And in different pairs I feel/act differently

And yes I do have fuck me shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because unlike boys shoes, they chip, rip, tear and loose shiney newness faster than any other item of clothing (yes even a £200 pair)

They're worth their weight in gold for a whole two months and then they are relegated to 'the pile' or for 'that outfit'..

Just keep the girl happy,, buy the fucking shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During a recent appraisal of all the possesions we have within our four walls i happened upon that section entitled 'wifes belongings', and specifically the footwear department

I myself have four pair of footwear which enable me to accomplish all manner of things such as climbing ladders, gardening, walking, dancing etc etc.

My lady however has fifty pairs, which like software on a laptop needs constantly updating, as she would have it.

So to anyone and specifically the ladies can you help enlighten this feeble man as to why anyone would need that amount of shoes.

And when inviting comments from the ladies i do realise its a bit like having a row with your Mrs and asking your mother-in-law to referee(oops).Im not gonna come out of this smelling of roses am I ?"

And you are asking us why?......

my wardrobe has just collapsed under my collection so maybe you might get more sympathy from other men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just keep the girl happy,, buy the fucking shoes "

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By *uckoo clock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"

Just keep the girl happy,, buy the fucking shoes

"

She is happy....and i am skint.....a marriage made in heaven ?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

50 pairs of shoes is such a small number! I need another flat to house all mine! There are far too many to count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just keep the girl happy,, buy the fucking shoes

She is happy....and i am skint.....a marriage made in heaven ?"

Did warn you we don't have any sympathy

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

when we find a pair we like and are sexy and comfy we need them in every colour available thats why

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"when we find a pair we like and are sexy and comfy we need them in every colour available thats why"

this is true!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"when we find a pair we like and are sexy and comfy we need them in every colour available thats why

this is true!"

it ensures we have a pair for most outfits and if not can always go buy more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good pair of shoes can be as sexy and horny as having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like blow jobs, we like shoes,one goes with the other. Simples

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By *uckoo clock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"A good pair of shoes can be as sexy and horny as having sex "

I do admit that a number of the collection bring a smile to my face, and not least the ones she wore while her legs were wrapped around another guy lol !!

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

i counted 79 pairs and decided they had to go

i made a killing at the car boot sale

then experienced the grieving period --- what had i done ???

lots of lovely shopping and now have 40 pairs and i love and need every one

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