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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Is your bonce befuddled?

Got an issue but got no tissue?

Then this is the poor imitation thread for you!

Go on, I'm all ears. Or I will be later once I get back from the shop.

(Disclaimer: this thread is not, repeat not, held in conjunction with the original thread maker. It is a poor imitation which means no royalties will accrue. Winner!)

Mrs TMN

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hi OP,

My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?

Kind regards,

Mr TMN

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hi OP

I have an obsession with your boobs, what am I to do?

E

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By *r_pussy_licker24Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Not a lot you can do on this one they are fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP

I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic

But it seems to have disappeared

What am I meant to do now?

From...

Gutted Glasgow

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hi OP,

My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?

Kind regards,

Mr TMN "

Dear Mr TMN,

Soory to say, this sounds like a lost cause! Your best course of action is just to grin and bear it. Good luck!

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hi OP

I have an obsession with your boobs, what am I to do?

E "

Dear "E",

In the absence of my actual bazongas, the best thing to do is blow up a couple of balloons, stick your head between them and start motorboating. Don't blame me if your hair sticks out with all the static, though.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hi OP

I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic

But it seems to have disappeared

What am I meant to do now?

From...

Gutted Glasgow"

Hi Gutted Glasgow,

Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hi OP,

My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?

Kind regards,

Mr TMN "

You could also bump the thread for her when it falls off page one. That's what a kind and supportive partner would do.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hi OP,

My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?

Kind regards,

Mr TMN

You could also bump the thread for her when it falls off page one. That's what a kind and supportive partner would do. "

Hi OP,

Sure. It’s the least I can do. Please send a pic of your vagina.

Mr TMN

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

*Morgan Freeman voiceover*

“And Mr TMN never did get his vagina pic”.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yeah, your role as supportive partner changed from "bump thread" to "let thread die". Try to keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After cooking flapjacks, what’s the optimum time to take them out the tray, too soon and they’re still gooey and leave loads behind, too late and they’ve welded to the tray ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi OP

I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic

But it seems to have disappeared

What am I meant to do now?

From...

Gutted Glasgow

Hi Gutted Glasgow,

Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome "

Thank you for the fantastic advice

I will do exactly that

But I can't remember how the picture was exactly, so I can recreate it

Could you repost the picture to jog my memory

Or send it direct to me by message

Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get Glasgow

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"After cooking flapjacks, what’s the optimum time to take them out the tray, too soon and they’re still gooey and leave loads behind, too late and they’ve welded to the tray ?!"

Quite the conundrum! I've never mastered this. I'll have to refer you to my mother on this one...

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hi OP

I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic

But it seems to have disappeared

What am I meant to do now?

From...

Gutted Glasgow

Hi Gutted Glasgow,

Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome

Thank you for the fantastic advice

I will do exactly that

But I can't remember how the picture was exactly, so I can recreate it

Could you repost the picture to jog my memory

Or send it direct to me by message

Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get Glasgow

"

Nice try, Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get, Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi OP

I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic

But it seems to have disappeared

What am I meant to do now?

From...

Gutted Glasgow

Hi Gutted Glasgow,

Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome

Thank you for the fantastic advice

I will do exactly that

But I can't remember how the picture was exactly, so I can recreate it

Could you repost the picture to jog my memory

Or send it direct to me by message

Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get Glasgow

Nice try, Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get, Glasgow "

Oh well...

Mr Gutted Glasgow

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