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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what was it???

someone gave me some bath bombs a couple of years ago haha said thank you but gave them away first chance I had haha im not really a rose petal kinda bloke haha bet theres a lot worse out there though whats yours ???

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

A pair of dead man's swimming trunks....had this rich auntie tight as fuck..Xmas presents she gave were always second hand .. anyhow her husband had died that year..Xmas day I open a present from her..it's a pair of black swimming trunks..a pair of second hand swimming trunks....dead man's swimming trunks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pair of dead man's swimming trunks....had this rich auntie tight as fuck..Xmas presents she gave were always second hand .. anyhow her husband had died that year..Xmas day I open a present from her..it's a pair of black swimming trunks..a pair of second hand swimming trunks....dead man's swimming trunks... "

fucking hell man haha that beats my bath bombs hands down!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paper mache lamp from my first wife for our first wedding anniversary.

Tony

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I wanted a BMX. Mum got me for Xmas a Joyrider girl’s bike because you could fold it into the boot of a car. White tyres and a lime green frame, I wasn’t the hip street kid I wanted to be that year..and the next .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a genital wart count as the worst present for my 21st birthday from an ex bf?

Literally had to freeze it to death x

Left me mentally scarred that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of dead man's swimming trunks....had this rich auntie tight as fuck..Xmas presents she gave were always second hand .. anyhow her husband had died that year..Xmas day I open a present from her..it's a pair of black swimming trunks..a pair of second hand swimming trunks....dead man's swimming trunks... "

That reminds me of the time my boy was off to Uni and he's gone to visit his Gran to say bye to her.

He came back with a carrier bag full of his dead Grandads pants-

"You can never have too many pants" She told him.

He did not have the heart to refuse her

There were 1970 throw backs, tidey wideys, budgie smugglers, all colours and patterns

Wtf do you do with a dead man's pants!

He left them in his room still in the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man U season ticket. Mind you it was handy to jot down a shopping list on the back.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

The worst present I was ever given. A mens aftershave / deodorant Christmas set by my nephew. He knew I could not use. As set off my hay fever allergy. Gave me same the year before. He said thats ok. Took back as he used it himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tartan handkerchief.

-I would have been chuffed with bathbombs.

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Easy, covid on my birthday this year!! Worst present ever

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Man U season ticket. Mind you it was handy to jot down a shopping list on the back. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh no some classics so far haha keep them coming!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brown, diarrhoea coloured cardigan 3 sizes too big and looking like it belonged on someone 4 x my age.

I did have bath bombs once, they tinged my skin blue for several days

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Earrings from my aunt for Christmas for the last few decades despite me not having my ears pierced and telling her on numerous occasions!

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