FabSwingers.com forum: Top tip

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off. "

How long have you been pondering this tip, and were you wearing a hat whilst pondering?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m so going to employ this one from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real life pro tips.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

What if you’re ONLY wearing a hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How long have you been pondering this tip, and were you wearing a hat whilst pondering?"

I was wearing my thinking cap, but I’ve done this for years and thought it was worth passing on my wisdom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if you’re ONLY wearing a hat?"

This could be problematic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the better tip if you don’t phone ahead I am not awnings the door ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m so going to employ this one from now on

Keep your hat near the door, I suggest investing in a hatstand.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Wow!! Good job I’ve just bought a new hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the substitute if you never wear hats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!! Good job I’ve just bought a new hat

You can put it to good use now.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chapeau!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the substitute if you never wear hats?

Carve out a watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chapeau!"
m

That’s clever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or the better tip if you don’t phone ahead I am not awnings the door ha ha "

If they look through the window put your hat on and they will be none the wiser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The real life pro tips."

These tips are gold.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

This is similar to my own policy of answering the door with a Belle Epoque duelling pistol albeit with less bloodshed

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"What's the substitute if you never wear hats?

A coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The real life pro tips.

These tips are gold."

I wasn't being sarcastic - I think it's genius.

I'd tip my hat to you but I've just taken it off as someone knocked on my door.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Which hat should I wear CJ?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

If you're on the phone and want to end the call, knock on the inside of your front door and say "ive got to go I've got a visitor".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21c version. Answer the door wearing headphones. If you don't want to speak to them point to the headphones and mouth the word Zoom call.

Extra tip. Get cheap white headphones and cut off the wire to look super pro.

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

Don’t land a glider n a field that’s just been muck spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My top tip is always carry a boiled egg in your pocket. I know it seems weird, but if you need to fart it is the perfect accessory. But first you have to scream loudly to hide the noise and then throw the egg on the floor so nobody questions the smell. You're welcome.

Thanks for the hat tip. I'll make sure to try it out when the postman comes tomorrow.

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

I've just taken it off as someone knocked on my door."

I think you might be doing it wrong

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Get a door ‘peephole’ thingy...no hats naked or not required... simples

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I find a coat works just as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My tip tip is to always keep a get well soon card on display. If unexpected visitors arrive I can apologise for the mess and say that I've been too poorly to dust and wash the windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get why you'd point to your hat ? It's there on your head. I think the pointing would blow the whole charade for me. I'll definitely be watching out for that from now on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My top tip is always carry a boiled egg in your pocket. I know it seems weird, but if you need to fart it is the perfect accessory. But first you have to scream loudly to hide the noise and then throw the egg on the floor so nobody questions the smell. You're welcome.

Thanks for the hat tip. I'll make sure to try it out when the postman comes tomorrow. "

This is excellent, alternatively take a dog wherever you go, then blame it on the dog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't get why you'd point to your hat ? It's there on your head. I think the pointing would blow the whole charade for me. I'll definitely be watching out for that from now on."

I studied overacting in drama and this is the sort of thing I learnt, along with if you can’t believe your eyes, then give your eyes a rub and do a double take, this is known as method acting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound"

Do you wear it back to front or make a special effort to bend the peak for finesse…

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Which hat should I wear CJ?

CJ's not answered this, so I'm gonna have to take some wellie pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ypu can leave your hat on....

As long as you dance like the blokes from full monty for me again CJ

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

God I love this. Hat wearing needs to come back into the mainstream. I'd love a cheeky wee cloche.

Mrs TMN x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Don’t need the hat OP, if someone knocks on my door who I don’t wish to trouble my time with, I just tell ‘em to bugger off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound

Do you wear it back to front or make a special effort to bend the peak for finesse…"

Only wear it back to front for special occasions....but the peak must be bent! These flat peaks are just terrible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which hat should I wear CJ?

CJ's not answered this, so I'm gonna have to take some wellie pics

Sorry Ace, I didn’t see your comment, I think a trilby for you Sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ypu can leave your hat on....

As long as you dance like the blokes from full monty for me again CJ

That’s the only moves I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound

Do you wear it back to front or make a special effort to bend the peak for finesse…

Only wear it back to front for special occasions....but the peak must be bent! These flat peaks are just terrible.

I concur.. 90’s style baseball caps are the boss!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What's the substitute if you never wear hats?

Carve out a watermelon."

and pretend to be Stephanie from LazyTown

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Chapeau!m

That’s clever."

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