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My mate fancies you.... the return of the smut

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got too long to wait until my next smile, so I'm relying on you lot to entertain me

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

Give us all some smut. And ffs....

REMEMBER THE OP NEEDS LOVE AND FILTHY SMUT TOO please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In! "

Shocked I am.

Smut slut

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

In, either or both of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow not usual sausage fest in seconds, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be the fwend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I'm in lol

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Can I play

I'd very much like to be "in"

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in also x should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Super Smutty Suffern Sausage-Swallower says...

Tell JLamotta that while your mate appreciates a sausage fest, his will do as a starter

Just do it- tick!

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By *alentino7Man
over a year ago

London

Tagging in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My very sexy mate says - Please tell Mr.SJ that he is most certainly in. Just not in enough yet, he needs to come closer.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Ooh I'll play intermediary

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

JLamotta, my sexy as fuck goddess of a mate wants to bite your bum.

You should let her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just a friendly reminder.... this is only entertaining if people actually send messages...

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JLamotta, my sexy as fuck goddess of a mate wants to bite your bum.

You should let her "

My bum keeps getting bitten in these, it's full of teeth marks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Valentino7.....

I've a sexy babe of a pal who would very much like to put her mouth where your hand is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"JLamotta, my sexy as fuck goddess of a mate wants to bite your bum.

You should let her

My bum keeps getting bitten in these, it's full of teeth marks "

Erm..... I can't even begin to pretend to be surprised by that

(And I promise it wasn't me)

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Fuck it…a public confession to my lovely mate and OP NSP, let’s get a boobie squish soon xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck it…a public confession to my lovely mate and OP NSP, let’s get a boobie squish soon xx"

Yes!! We need a boobie squish! Xxx

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh posh!!!

My gorgeous friend says...

Please could you ask Posh to return my blue diamond. My granny threw it off a boat but I never imagined it landing there!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh posh!!!

My gorgeous friend says...

Please could you ask Posh to return my blue diamond. My granny threw it off a boat but I never imagined it landing there! "

That's bloody brilliant!

Tell your mate to come and get it

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm in

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in and happy to be your postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This just in from this absolute stunner, Message for _acdreamy - I think we could take some cracking photos together…preferably whilst naked x

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Although I’m not sure I fully understand the game, it’s always better to learn whilst you play!

I’m in.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Never tried this one before, but I’m always up for something new, so I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow not usual sausage fest in seconds, I'm in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooh bring me the smut!

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By *razyhorse58Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Sounds fun

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"This just in from this absolute stunner, Message for _acdreamy - I think we could take some cracking photos together…preferably whilst naked x"

That sounds like a lot of fun! I would definitely be interested in that. I love photography!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I wanna be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

I fancy Posh and I want her left hand dildo in my hole

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Damn... Discovered this too late. Lunch break is over

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

In also!

(just in case posh wants to let me put the dildo in her hole in return, maybe even a double ender scenario?)

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"This just in from this absolute stunner, Message for _acdreamy - I think we could take some cracking photos together…preferably whilst naked x

That sounds like a lot of fun! I would definitely be interested in that. I love photography! "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Will be having a quick look at the thread now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while x

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"This just in from this absolute stunner, Message for _acdreamy - I think we could take some cracking photos together…preferably whilst naked x

That sounds like a lot of fun! I would definitely be interested in that. I love photography!

So do I "

Your pictures are stunning!

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

PinotGringo

...

My sexy as all hell mate says...

oofft hello, where have you been hiding, shame it wasn’t under my skirt xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fancy Posh and I want her left hand dildo in my hole "

Blinking heck.... where have you been hiding?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My handsome mate says - Message for wildblonde69 pls...I love how enginatic and subtle your pics are ... Always worth a quick admire !

Thank you !

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Pinotgringo... My hot friend says...

I'm a damn good teacher and I'll hold him while I show him the ropes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

PinotGringo....

My beautiful babe of a mate (who i fancy the pants off btw) says she would live to taste you like the fine wine you're named after

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"PinotGringo

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My sexy as all hell mate says...

oofft hello, where have you been hiding, shame it wasn’t under my skirt xx

"

I think I know who this is, ninja mode may have been a good idea for this game.

I agree that she is your sexy as hell mate! She’s absolutely stunning, and I would happily take camp inside her skirt.

She was mine too! xx

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Message for whenthemoodtakesme79 from my very sexy friend -

I’d love to get you in the mood x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Wildblonde, I've got a gorgeous hunk of a fella in my box who wants me to ask you....

Can I be your naked butler at your next girls night x

(Him, not me.... I'm not doing naked buttling)

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

JamieJ

My beautiful friend would love to be stretched by you

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"I fancy Posh and I want her left hand dildo in my hole

Blinking heck.... where have you been hiding? "

I never hide, sometimes it's more that fab is utter bollocks

Hellowwwww

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have one from a stunner of a mate for....

Whenthemoodtakesme.... Feel free to come see me when ever the mood does

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fancy Posh and I want her left hand dildo in my hole

Blinking heck.... where have you been hiding?

I never hide, sometimes it's more that fab is utter bollocks

Hellowwwww "

Only sometimes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! Can I be in please?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Happy to spread some lurrrrrrrve

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Pinotgringo... My hot friend says...

I'm a damn good teacher and I'll hold him while I show him the ropes "


"PinotGringo....

My beautiful babe of a mate (who i fancy the pants off btw) says she would live to taste you like the fine wine you're named after "

I think this may be my favourite thread. Ever.

I’m an excellent student, I have also been told I am mature beyond the years on the label, strong yet a bit fruity.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

This sexy guy would like Dancer to know she's the hottest of the hotties

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"I fancy Posh and I want her left hand dildo in my hole

Blinking heck.... where have you been hiding?

I never hide, sometimes it's more that fab is utter bollocks

Hellowwwww

Only sometimes? "

Occasionally some sexy weirdo shows me her heart and it makes me feel better

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello! Can I be in please? "

In me please.

Oops. I said that out loud

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for silent...Bob from my stunning mate-

FAF?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fancy Posh and I want her left hand dildo in my hole

Blinking heck.... where have you been hiding?

I never hide, sometimes it's more that fab is utter bollocks

Hellowwwww

Only sometimes?

Occasionally some sexy weirdo shows me her heart and it makes me feel better "

Awwwwww you cutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Can I be in please?

In me please.

Oops. I said that out loud "

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"Message for silent...Bob from my stunning mate-

FAF?"

Yes, always, but they know the rules

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder!! TG my babe!

It's a hot hot hottie for you....

So now we’ve established you and me break no ones codes. When are you free to play! X

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"This sexy guy would like Dancer to know she's the hottest of the hotties "

Thank you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder!! TG my babe!

It's a hot hot hottie for you....

So now we’ve established you and me break no ones codes. When are you free to play! X"

Oh anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Can I be in please? "

Can I be in your shower??? Please?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tinder!! TG my babe!

It's a hot hot hottie for you....

So now we’ve established you and me break no ones codes. When are you free to play! X

Oh anytime "

Crap. Now I wish I'd sent that message

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder!! TG my babe!

It's a hot hot hottie for you....

So now we’ve established you and me break no ones codes. When are you free to play! X

Oh anytime

Crap. Now I wish I'd sent that message "

Aww you know you're on that list too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Can I be in please?

Can I be in your shower??? Please? "

Hell yeah!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Most definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a coffee break, back in

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

So how does this work.

Oh I think I’ve got the jist.

I’m in

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

im in for summat to do

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Inbox is open if anyone wants me to embarrass them

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a Message for kittynd

Kitty kitty kitty! WOW!

what a lady gorgeous figure front and back. D you lucky devil

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So how does this work.

Oh I think I’ve got the jist.

I’m in "

The master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super sexy friend says.. NSP, you make him chuckle and you have nice big boobs!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Honeyboy you lucky man, my beautiful friend says

Message for Honeyboy- can you please be in me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I’ll dip in.. the joys of virtual training!

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By *onegal82Man
over a year ago

letterkenny/Belfast

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My super sexy friend says.. NSP, you make him chuckle and you have nice big boobs! "

I'm a comedy genius me!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tinder!! TG my babe!

It's a hot hot hottie for you....

So now we’ve established you and me break no ones codes. When are you free to play! X

Oh anytime

Crap. Now I wish I'd sent that message

Aww you know you're on that list too "

I'm a lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and sending

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

One for the beautiful Tindergirl:

My mate is a very cheeky sweetheart and she's really looking forward to seeing absolutely all of you!

Can you take "snaps" for me when you meet please?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Miranderingminx you lucky lady my friend says

Please tell MianderingMinx I'd like her to dip in over here please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a proposal from my stud of a mate.... and I'm totally in

You me dancer and fallen angel a cottage, a real fire comfy rug hot tub and zero clothes allowed.

Girls? Join us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super sexy friend says ... Message for Honeyboy….looking forward to dinner x

(Message from me: lucky sod)

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Question for Posh

"Posh are you going to stop at mine on your trip north ? "

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"I've got a proposal from my stud of a mate.... and I'm totally in

You me dancer and fallen angel a cottage, a real fire comfy rug hot tub and zero clothes allowed.

Girls? Join us!"

Hell yes!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A gorgeous chap wants to say :

KittyND, we’re going to the same event next week. Getting to see you may be too much for me to take, so if you’re interested. Drop me a message

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

MiranderingMinx another lovely friend says

MianderingMinx - you are my ultimate woman crush, just stunning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for whenthemoodtakesme79 from my very sexy friend -

I’d love to get you in the mood x"

I'm sure I can be put in the mood

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP, my sex friend says that one day, he is up for you corrupting him!

(I would)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dancer my darling...

My studly mate says if you don't gag you're not doing it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In with bells on

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP, my sex friend says that one day, he is up for you corrupting him!

(I would)"

How the fuck can this angelic being (me) corrupt anyone?

Which of your sex friends is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miranderingminx you lucky lady my friend says

Please tell MianderingMinx I'd like her to dip in over here please "

Where is over here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honeyboy you lucky man, my beautiful friend says

Message for Honeyboy- can you please be in me xx"

Oooh hello! I'm intrigued...reveal yourself beautiful friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those that don't realise your supposed to post the messages on the thread please

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

NSP you lovely lady a friend of mine says

Please tell NSP I'd like to replace that blue diamond with a string of pearls

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Happy to play postie. And I’m in too

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

FattentheCurve someone just as amazing has asked me to let you know that you are too beautiful to be an intermediary, but they would be very happy to negotiate with you any time 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a bit please

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Meandering Minx - I don't want to tell you what my mate said because; A) I want to have fun with her myself and B) I want to have fun with you myself. But rules is rules so here goes:

"Meandering minx

Oh how I'd love to kiss my way down that back tattoo "

(Personally I want to kiss the bit between her legs while she's doing that handstand pose)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MiranderingMinx another lovely friend says

MianderingMinx - you are my ultimate woman crush, just stunning x"

ohh really?x thank you.. whoever you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My super sexy friend says ... Message for Honeyboy….looking forward to dinner x

(Message from me: lucky sod)"

Ahhhh yes... I am soooo looking forward to dinner! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play postie too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

bearded guy you stud

My sexy mate says - fancy giving me a tickle, I’ll sit on your face for ease x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a beautiful lady with a message for The bearded guy....

Remove the towel!

(Shes hot)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP you lovely lady a friend of mine says

Please tell NSP I'd like to replace that blue diamond with a string of pearls "

I keep forgetting that blue diamond is still in public

I'm in.... tell your mate I like a long string of pearls

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

My new mate with one of the longest profiles I've ever skim-read but the best boobs on this thread says:

"Message for _iddlesticks; Damn that strimmer; good job you’re the whole package…minus package If I said you had a gorgeous dad body, would you hold it against me??!"

Unplug it first Fiddlefella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild blonde

I know you're straight but those lips look very kissable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bearded guy you stud

My sexy mate says - fancy giving me a tickle, I’ll sit on your face for ease x"

Please tell your sexy mate that I would be more than happy to oblige

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question for Posh

"Posh are you going to stop at mine on your trip north ? " "

Well now..... there's an offer

How could I refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a beautiful lady with a message for The bearded guy....

Remove the towel!

(Shes hot)"

Please tell this beautiful lady that she only has to send me a DM and I would only be too happy too for her

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"bearded guy you stud

My sexy mate says - fancy giving me a tickle, I’ll sit on your face for ease x

Please tell your sexy mate that I would be more than happy to oblige "

I'll come to guide her on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whenthemoodtakesme79

it’s just a short train ride from Glasgow to Edinburgh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meandering Minx - I don't want to tell you what my mate said because; A) I want to have fun with her myself and B) I want to have fun with you myself. But rules is rules so here goes:

"Meandering minx

Oh how I'd love to kiss my way down that back tattoo "

(Personally I want to kiss the bit between her legs while she's doing that handstand pose) "

Curiosity piqued…..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I do like to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow this moves really fast

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Fallen Angel you lucky thing! My very sexy friend says - How I would love to find you in all your beauty at my local woods

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My new mate with one of the longest profiles I've ever skim-read but the best boobs on this thread says:

"Message for _iddlesticks; Damn that strimmer; good job you’re the whole package…minus package If I said you had a gorgeous dad body, would you hold it against me??!"

Unplug it first Fiddlefella! "

I most certainly will hold it against you, although if you’d like to let me know, we can arrange a private viewing.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

MiranderingMinx another friend says

Can you please tell, miandering minx, i often dream of spanking that perfect arse of hers

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By *appyharryhMan
over a year ago

Burntwood

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_iscean_dream - take me to that log cabin and ravish me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bearded guy you stud

My sexy mate says - fancy giving me a tickle, I’ll sit on your face for ease x

Please tell your sexy mate that I would be more than happy to oblige

I'll come to guide her on.... "

Her comfort is top priority such sacrifices you all make for each other

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Minx you very lucky lady my fellow friend says

Will you tell minx that I’d love to be down the beach with her and then take her home to rummage through her dungarees.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

My cheerful mate wanted to say:

"Can you tell fallen angel that I want to bend her over and eat that gorgeous pussy and ass all night long xx"

He's cheeky aswell as cheerful, but he has a point!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Miandering Minx you babe.... my sexy fucker of a mate says....

Your pics are beautiful as is your voice, I’d love to see if your eyes make the perfect threesome x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've a busy box today.....

Can you tell dancer I want to cover her pretty face with my heavy load xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy friend of mine says....

Please could you mention to That Bearded Guy that he needs a "butt in the moonlight shot" for his album please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vine-Please let Wildblonde know that I would love to get between her legs and stay there until she moans with pleasure

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m out now, enjoyed it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dear lord this is a sexy man.... for a sexy woman

For MianderingMinx

"I can't get enough of your pics, god I wish you were closer my favourite Hotlist Honey"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please could you tell Fallen…. I hope she had a wonderful birthday and if she wants a desert, I’ve got a late present waiting for her, with a bow in it

Take the gift my gorgeous woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy friend of mine says....

Please could you mention to That Bearded Guy that he needs a "butt in the moonlight shot" for his album please "

Haha now that’s a request I’ve never had before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out as messenger now, thanks all, much fun x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

bloody filters and your blocked

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"A sexy friend of mine says....

Please could you mention to That Bearded Guy that he needs a "butt in the moonlight shot" for his album please

Haha now that’s a request I’ve never had before "

Just more bum pics in general...

A gal can never get enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MiranderingMinx another friend says

Can you please tell, miandering minx, i often dream of spanking that perfect arse of hers"

Good luck…. It would be a first!

Though what if i return the favour?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry missed one

FallenAngel my handsome friend says

Please get a faster car if you're gonna have a 30 minute driving maximum. Or a helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miandering Minx you babe.... my sexy fucker of a mate says....

Your pics are beautiful as is your voice, I’d love to see if your eyes make the perfect threesome x"

There only one way to find out……….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear lord this is a sexy man.... for a sexy woman

For MianderingMinx

"I can't get enough of your pics, god I wish you were closer my favourite Hotlist Honey""

Lol Posh! Thanks.. any more hints as to who?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minx you very lucky lady my fellow friend says

Will you tell minx that I’d love to be down the beach with her and then take her home to rummage through her dungarees."

If it helps at all… the dungarees are back in action on the weekend…. I could do with a good rummage!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Minx you very lucky lady my fellow friend says

Will you tell minx that I’d love to be down the beach with her and then take her home to rummage through her dungarees.

If it helps at all… the dungarees are back in action on the weekend…. I could do with a good rummage! "

Oh it definitely helps.

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy friend of mine says....

Please could you mention to That Bearded Guy that he needs a "butt in the moonlight shot" for his album please

Haha now that’s a request I’ve never had before

Just more bum pics in general...

A gal can never get enough "

Aren’t you meant to send this message via someone else? Or are you just being brazen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out as messenger now, thanks all, much fun x"

Got your hands full?

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By *C7995XCouple
over a year ago

London

We are in xx

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Fiddlesticks... One from a hottie for you!

Please tell Fiddles he is my hero.

And I want to suck his willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

TandS this hottie says

Will you tell TandS I’d like to bury my face in her cum covered boobs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cherry...

My mate (who is a sexy fucker) days he will gladly massage you for half of your coffee

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oooh _iddlesticks you're popular... Another very hot lady asked me to say..

come press me against my window x

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

×two separate people×

AJ2388...She's worn out all the pics and videos of you and needs new ones please!

JamieJ9311...she'd love to see your beautiful smile shine down on her and light up the room x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the end

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In for the end "

End? We never end....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quuuuuick I want to be a postie at least once!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Coming in behind Dickie boy there^^

Gently poking his sexy bum

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Cherry...

My mate (who is a sexy fucker) days he will gladly massage you for half of your coffee"

Tell your sexy fucker of a friend that I'll take that deal and I'll make a fresh coffee for some cunnilingus

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"A sexy friend of mine says....

Please could you mention to That Bearded Guy that he needs a "butt in the moonlight shot" for his album please

Haha now that’s a request I’ve never had before

Just more bum pics in general...

A gal can never get enough

Aren’t you meant to send this message via someone else? Or are you just being brazen? "

Haha! I didn't send the original message, though I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment!

I guess I'm just a brazen hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whenthemoodtakesme79

it’s just a short train ride from Glasgow to Edinburgh x"

A short train ride followed by a very long ride x

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Just thought I’d get the last word...

So many beautiful women on this thread!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I will leave this open

Ten smacks to your bottom, delivered by my hand... and it will be as if your misdeeds never, ever happened.

Now take lift up your skirt, whilst droping your knickers to your ankles.

Lean over the desk, and place your hands flat on the top.

Drawing my hand back about two feet quickly brought it forward, striking the rear end with a satisfying smack.

"Oh!" she gasped. "Uh... one." That wasn't so bad, she thought.

I drew back, swung, connected. Smack!

"Mmmmpfff!" she went. "T-two." Her legs were shivering, though only partially from fear.

a muffled cry was wrenched from her lips as My hand landed, a flash of heat searing the tender skin of her bum. "Ohhhhhhh... th-three!"

There was pain, to be sure – a stinging sensation that burnt horribly for an instant – but leaving behind a mysterious warmth that glowed like a hidden light.

Then the next blow was struck, flashing through her body with something more than hurting. "F-f-f-four."

Her buttocks jiggled wonderfully with each blow, and her pale bottom was turning a rosy hue.

She drew her arm back, swung. The crack of hand against flesh seemed to echo in the office like a gunshot.

"Five," she whispered, breathing heavily. Her head was bowed forward, body swaying forward and back as the heat from her tingling bottom seemed to flow through her pelvis like warmed syrup – pooling beneath her tummy, then lower.

My hand made fiery contact once more, accompanied by a resounding smack! "S-s-six."stammered through trembling lips.

Her bottom burned, ached... but that lingering warmth was now accumulating between her legs, making her quim tingle in a surprisingly pleasurable way, as it sometimes did.

"S-seven!" she cried.

Holding her lower half still was the hardest part of it all. she wanted to bounce up and down, to run in circles around the room to afford her burning bottom some relief. Then there was the building heat that lurked in her dampening slit, growing more acute with every blow.

Right on cue, my hand came crashing down. "Eight..." she moaned the . The pain was becoming unbearably intense, almost too much to bear. she wanted to cry, to scream, to run away. Instead, she clenched her jaw in determination. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.

Then that hand struck once more, and a sob broke from her throat.

"Nuh-nine!" she managed, trying her best not to blubber like a baby, despite the tears that were rolling down her flushed cheeks. She sucked in a harsh breath. I can do this. I can.

I swept my arm back for the final blow, then swung and connected. A shudder shook body – but this time, she was silent, making no sound except for deep breathing.

My narrowing her eyes. " Are you counting?"

Her eyes widened in amazement as she saw Sandy give an emphatic, definite shake of her head.

I slowly drew my hand back, then swept forward to strike the bottom once more. Smack!

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