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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists have discovered that hermit crabs of a place called Hull are sexually excited by plastic pollution in the sea..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The pollution has probably driven the poor little buggers mad.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"The pollution has probably driven the poor little buggers mad."

With lust by the sounds of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty "

Give us a smog.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Is anyone excited by the smell of plastic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists have discovered that hermit crabs of a place called Hull are sexually excited by plastic pollution in the sea..

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It's not Hull it's 'ull

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Scientists have discovered that hermit crabs of a place called Hull are sexually excited by plastic pollution in the sea..

I think it's up north, probably in one of the Yorkshires ...

It's not Hull it's 'ull "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the first time anything exciting happened in Hull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the first time anything exciting happened in Hull? "

Would you like to be the second most exciting thing!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Scientists have discovered that hermit crabs of a place called Hull are sexually excited by plastic pollution in the sea..

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Plastic Fantastic

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Is anyone excited by the smell of plastic.. "

Yes ...the smell of burning plastic..love burning it in the back garden...

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is this the first time anything exciting happened in Hull? "

I was the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists have discovered that hermit crabs of a place called Hull are sexually excited by plastic pollution in the sea..

I think it's up north, probably in one of the Yorkshires ...

It's not Hull it's 'ull "

It is, well done!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Is anyone excited by the smell of plastic..

Yes ...the smell of burning plastic..love burning it in the back garden... "

I used to like the smell of my paddling pool as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Would you like to be the second most exciting thing!"

That would require a presence in Hull. More chance of being fucked in space* than visiting Hull.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Do they crack one out over sperm point?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How can you tell if a crab is sexually excited?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you tell if a crab is sexually excited?"

Not sure but Hermit crabs do have huge penises, about 60% of their body length when erect. That's a lot of Lynx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because there using them as shells and the better the shell the better the mate

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"How can you tell if a crab is sexually excited?"

They have a hard on.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"How can you tell if a crab is sexually excited?

Not sure but Hermit crabs do have huge penises, about 60% of their body length when erect. That's a lot of Lynx."

Blimey

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is anyone excited by the smell of plastic.. "

No but petrol or firelighters

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Hull crabs fuck plastic - on PornHub now..

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By *acksparrow99Man
over a year ago

London

Plastic? Kinky...

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