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"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you "Good evening Meli and congrats on being first poster tonight! Your prize is a selection of my finest cherries | |||
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"Evening Ash and all "Good evening GJB...Do you have any biscuits to share with us tonight?... | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
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"Evening Ash and all
Good evening GJB...Do you have any biscuits to share with us tonight?..."Only crisps and peanuts tonight  . Second tonight. | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
Jo x"Of course it counts. What kind of cake? | |||
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"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you
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"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today "Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish.... | |||
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"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you
It has to be done sadly, it's my fit to fuck diet time. "You are being very good. I keep thinking about being good!  | |||
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"Hi! Just finished a couple of digestives with a bit of Tesco choc & hazelnut spread - nom! I’d have shared if your post had been 5 minutes earlier…sorry (not sorry!) "Good evening...I knew I should have posted sooner!.... | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
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"I'm erm shedding the weight so please can I have some cherries instead? Thank you
It has to be done sadly, it's my fit to fuck diet time.
You are being very good.
I keep thinking about being good! "It's not worth it. Sin a little, it's better for the soul.  | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
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Can I lick the bowl
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"Wotcha Ash! This evening I have been avidly gobbling a packet of tescos finest custard creams (lord of biscuits) I'd love to share them with you but... well... that ship has sailed! (burp)." Evening Bob....custard creams?
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"Hi! Just finished a couple of digestives with a bit of Tesco choc & hazelnut spread - nom! I’d have shared if your post had been 5 minutes earlier…sorry (not sorry!)
Good evening...I knew I should have posted sooner!.... "Aw, next time! | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
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Coffee, it's a three layer for my daughters birthday x"Ohhh how lovely. X | |||
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"Evening all. Coincidentally I've been shopping today and have purchased a complete evolution of hob nobs. Plain hob nobs. Chocolate hob nobs (the ones with chocolate on the top) And finally, fully coated hob nobs, chocolate top bottom and sides. Hob nob heaven over here at mag towers. " Good evening _agneto... An evolution of hob nobs! I liked that! | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
Jo x"Good evening Jo.... Yes that counts!....what have you been baking!... | |||
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"Evening Ash and fellow forumites "Good evening fingers...have you got any magical biscuits to share with us?.... | |||
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"Evening Ash and all
Good evening GJB...Do you have any biscuits to share with us tonight?...
Only crisps and peanuts tonight . Second tonight. "What flavour crisps?... | |||
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"Evening Ash and fellow forumites
Good evening fingers...have you got any magical biscuits to share with us?...."I'll happily share my chocolate digestives  | |||
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"Good evening Ash an' all. I hope all are well and dandy? Is this a biscuit-themed nocturnal thread?" Good evening Nero....it sure is...I hope my gym doesn't read this thread or I will be in trouble! | |||
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"Evening Ash and all
Good evening GJB...Do you have any biscuits to share with us tonight?...
Only crisps and peanuts tonight . Second tonight.
What flavour crisps?... "Cheese and onion . Salted peanuts jumbo size. Shopping Friday morning . Bicuits on list. Decide which, once in store. | |||
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"Wotcha Ash! This evening I have been avidly gobbling a packet of tescos finest custard creams (lord of biscuits) I'd love to share them with you but... well... that ship has sailed! (burp). Evening Bob....custard creams?
The whole packet?"Yep... I'm not proud
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"Evening Ash Evening Perverts.. I have a multipack of Cream biscuits and Chocolate Digestives "Good evening Grumpy....a multi pack?... | |||
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"Hi! Just finished a couple of digestives with a bit of Tesco choc & hazelnut spread - nom! I’d have shared if your post had been 5 minutes earlier…sorry (not sorry!)
Good evening...I knew I should have posted sooner!....
Aw, next time! "I look forward to it | |||
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"I don’t eat biscuits, but I do have some dark chocolate orange and salted caramel slabs "Good evening Steve....they sound nice.... | |||
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"Evening Ash Evening Perverts.. I have a multipack of Cream biscuits and Chocolate Digestives
Good evening Grumpy....a multi pack?... "Yes from Morrisons... Has 10 different mini packs of different cream biscuits... Bloody Yummy | |||
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"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish.... "Hmmmmmmm. I might be cheeky and ask for some Crunch Creams instead | |||
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"I'm baking birthday cakes not biscuits Does it count? I'm shattered
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Just off to bed and I’ve eaten the biscuits. I’m partial to M&S almond biscuits | |||
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"Evening Ash and fellow forumites
Good evening fingers...have you got any magical biscuits to share with us?....
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit "Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?.. | |||
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"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish....
Hmmmmmmm. I might be cheeky and ask for some Crunch Creams instead "I love them too.....several crunch creams are on their way up North... | |||
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"Evening Ash & Lorna
Just off to bed and I’ve eaten the biscuits. I’m partial to M&S almond biscuits "Good evening DC....I have started quite enjoying going to M&S recently. Sleep well | |||
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"Evening… I have no biscuits "Good evening tunye and welcome to the nocturnal thread. You're very welcome to share our biscuits | |||
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"Hellow "Hello silent Bob......How's it going tonight.... | |||
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"Good evening, Ash! What biccies are on the menu tonight?! Today has been an incredibly busy work day. I didn't have a break at all today
Good evening Mrs KC...I some lovely hob nobs if you're feeling peckish....
Hmmmmmmm. I might be cheeky and ask for some Crunch Creams instead
I love them too.....several crunch creams are on their way up North... "They're one of my favourite biscuits | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
"Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy  | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy "Good luck...I hope you don't get lost!... | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy
Good luck...I hope you don't get lost!...
"After having driven round it about 2 million times, it's amazing the things that you see when you're on foot as opposed to on a bike or in a car | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna et al, I've just put some pork steaks in onion and mushroom gravy in the oven, and am gonna watch the Carabao Cup highlights in a bit
Alreeet Ace....How's your feet after all that walking yesterday?..
Fully recovered now, I'm halfway round circumnavigating Derby Outer Ring Road, last year I did it clockwise, this year I'm doing it anti clockwise cos I got a bit dizzy
Good luck...I hope you don't get lost!...
After having driven round it about 2 million times, it's amazing the things that you see when you're on foot as opposed to on a bike or in a car "Hi Ace. Xx | |||
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"Hi Lorna, hope you're feeling a bit better than you were a few nights ago x "Thanks lovely. Still not 100% but better than I was. How are you? | |||
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"I've just had a lotus biscoff biscuit with Cadbury caramel spread on "Good evening....lotus biscuits are great to dunk in coffee | |||
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"Hi Lorna, hope you're feeling a bit better than you were a few nights ago x
Thanks lovely.
Still not 100% but better than I was.
How are you?"Oh, I'm fine ta, there's lots of people in this world who have more grumbles than I've got | |||
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"It will soon be the midnight hour "Nearly another day gone. For some closer to weekend off. | |||
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Quack quack."Excellent news, Jim! Algae? | |||
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Excellent news, Jim! Algae?"No thanks. | |||
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Excellent news, Jim! Algae?
No thanks."
Short 'n' sweet tonight from me, Jim, sorry. I need to sleep. Goodnight | |||
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Quack quack.
Excellent news, Jim! Algae?
No thanks.
Short 'n' sweet tonight from me, Jim, sorry. I need to sleep. Goodnight "Sleep well. x | |||
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Excellent news, Jim! Algae?
No thanks.
Short 'n' sweet tonight from me, Jim, sorry. I need to sleep. Goodnight "Ooop … hello and goodbye all at once xxx | |||
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"I ate one of my sons gluten free millionaire bars earlier because it was the last one and it was looking at me - it was excellent "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I like your glutes. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams " I'm going to say two words. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams " Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first | |||
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"I ate one of my sons gluten free millionaire bars earlier because it was the last one and it was looking at me - it was excellent
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I like your glutes. "It’s the biscuits … biscuits are good for the glutes | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first "I like the way you eat custard creams. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first "Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them  | |||
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"I ate one of my sons gluten free millionaire bars earlier because it was the last one and it was looking at me - it was excellent
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. I like your glutes.
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them "I've got a stiffy. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy."is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's good to see you. How are you doing? | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's good to see you. How are you doing?" everything's good, how's things over yonder? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. It's good to see you. How are you doing? everything's good, how's things over yonder?" That's what I like to read. I'm bobbing along. | |||
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"The Plain Chocolate (two finger) Kit Kat. Yum. I keep them in the fridge." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Throbber. Classic biscuit. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them "Yes … yes you do
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy.
is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream? "You can dip it in my tea if you like Jim - I’ll blow it first
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"That's what we call nfl referees "zebras"" I did not know that. The nocturnal thread, it's an educational. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
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"That's what we call nfl referees "zebras" I did not know that. The nocturnal thread, it's an educational." their black and white striped shirts | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
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You should see what I can do to a tunnocks "Tell us how you devour a Tunnocks. | |||
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Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
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You should see what I can do to a tunnocks "I look forward to the video or was that an invite ? in which case I might have to bring Jim with me as protection | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm just going to say two words; Custard Creams Do you eat them properly? … like pull them in two and eat the custardy stuff first
Do I look like some sort of deviant? . Mind you it does sound like a sexy way to eat them
I've got a stiffy.
is it sandwiched between two pulled apart parts of a custard cream?
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"That's what we call nfl referees "zebras" I did not know that. The nocturnal thread, it's an educational. their black and white striped shirts" I get the reference. I just didn't know NFL referees are also known as zebras. | |||
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"Evening all Hope everyone is well " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thursday. Happy Thursday. | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes" I thought they were white with black stripes | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes" Black beauties with white stripes. Do you like The White Stripes? | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Black beauties with white stripes. Do you like The White Stripes?" one or two songs,"the raconteurs" were a better band to me | |||
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"Is it pronounced zeebra or zebra  "i'd go with zeebra | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes" Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?" okay why? | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?" I know this I know thissssss *holds hand over mouth so as not to steal the punchline | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? I know this I know thissssss *holds hand over mouth so as not to steal the punchline "other than no polar bears in Antarctica, | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why?" Cos they can't get the wrappers off | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Black beauties with white stripes. Do you like The White Stripes? one or two songs,"the raconteurs" were a better band to me" I'll have to check out The Racounters. | |||
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"Is it pronounced zeebra or zebra i'd go with zeebra"Disgusting. Oh, I get you now. | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off "Can’t beat a classic punchline
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off "I knew that was coming. | |||
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"Is it pronounced zeebra or zebra i'd go with zeebra
Disgusting. Oh, I get you now."They have seriously sexy eyelashes leave him alone | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Black beauties with white stripes. Do you like The White Stripes? one or two songs,"the raconteurs" were a better band to me I'll have to check out The Racounters." I've got one of their cd's
Steady As She Goes
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
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Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx"I'll forgive you. If you make me a cup of tea. x | |||
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Can’t beat a classic punchline
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Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx"i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx
I'll forgive you. If you make me a cup of tea. x"Absolutely x … with a special custard cream? | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx
I'll forgive you. If you make me a cup of tea. x
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Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic "That punchline died before it left Derbyshire. | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic
That punchline died before it left Derbyshire."Oi, I heard that! | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins? okay why? Cos they can't get the wrappers off
Can’t beat a classic punchline
Jim … maybe it was on its holidays
Apologies it was wildbill who said they don’t live where the polar bears do xx i think that was where the punchline didn't cross the alantic
That punchline died before it left Derbyshire.
Oi, I heard that! " | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes" a herd of zebras is called a dazzle | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes a herd of zebras is called a dazzle" Jamie Hants would love that fact. | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes a herd of zebras is called a dazzle" The collective name for a load of Razzle magazines is called a porn stash | |||
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" Zebras are black animals with white stripes a herd of zebras is called a dazzle The collective name for a load of Razzle magazines is called a porn stash " | |||
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"Went to my news feed, polar bears use tools ( rocks, chunks of ice) to kill walrus "Poor walrus. | |||
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"Evening all!!…last day off after 21 days and can’t slee body must be preparing me for nightshift "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobeecums. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening all!!…last day off after 21 days and can’t slee body must be preparing me for nightshift
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobeecums. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface" | |||
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"It's Sir Mix-A-Lot's birthday today. Happy birthday, Sir-Mix-A-Lot!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho"Does he mix a lot of cake ingredients? | |||
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"It's Sir Mix-A-Lot's birthday today. Happy birthday, Sir-Mix-A-Lot!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
Does he mix a lot of cake ingredients? "I think he pats a lot of cakes. | |||
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