FabSwingers.com forum: Any one fancy a drink in the bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fun and a drink middle of the week you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar martini please Sir..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of coors please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please Sir..

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for you my darling the world ice ? Xx

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan
over a year ago

Bath

JD splash of diet please sir hold the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of coors please

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certainly you deserve it my man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD splash of diet please sir hold the ice

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coming right up colonel

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Fun and a drink middle of the week you know it makes sense

cider for me please, always a cider, preferably a fruity one like pear or blackcurrant, chilled to perfection and fizzy.

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Currently sipping on a gentlemans jack daniels and ! Nothing better after a long day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fun and a drink middle of the week you know it makes sense

cider for me please, always a cider, preferably a fruity one like pear or blackcurrant, chilled to perfection and fizzy.

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hi dizzy you are making me dizzy pear chilled coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently sipping on a gentlemans jack daniels and ! Nothing better after a long day "
enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spiced rum and C please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large gin and tonic ... be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A spiced rum and C please

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for a spicy lady coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large gin and tonic ... be rude not to "
so rude you are getting a double you saucy minx xx

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of hot chocolate for me this evening please. I know, very unexciting but I'm not feeling the Jack Daniels this eve!

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

Oooh I will have a virgin bloody Mary please...

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Belgian beer or Bacardi and please. No lemon thanks.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Cup of hot chocolate for me this evening please. I know, very unexciting but I'm not feeling the Jack Daniels this eve!"

Sneak a JD into the hot chocolate bartender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

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no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be rude not to,a nice chilled rosè please.

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By *alentino7Man
over a year ago

London

Double single malt scotch please. No ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of hot chocolate for me this evening please. I know, very unexciting but I'm not feeling the Jack Daniels this eve!"
JACK DANIELS coming up really xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine please barman…

Wednesdays are most definitely a day for a drink!

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh I will have a virgin bloody Mary please..."
virgin by name virgin by nature xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A spiced rum and C please

for a spicy lady coming right up

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Belgian beer or Bacardi and please. No lemon thanks.

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in the same glass sir ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect timing barkeep.. double disaronno and c0ke please sir.. Wait, make that 2 of them

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Horlicks please senor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be rude not to,a nice chilled rosè please.

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great choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double single malt scotch please. No ice"
as it comes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

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pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Perfect timing barkeep.. double disaronno and c0ke please sir.. Wait, make that 2 of them

Make that 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine please barman…

Wednesdays are most definitely a day for a drink!"
every day is a drink day you deserve it xx

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

Any nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfect timing barkeep.. double disaronno and c0ke please sir.. Wait, make that 2 of them

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no problermo my Italian kicks in

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Belgian beer or Bacardi and please. No lemon thanks.

in the same glass sir ?

Separate glasses if you have both please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horlicks please senor "
nearly bedtime

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Carrying on from an earlier thread, pussers rum from your secret stash please..

( if you know you know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already indulging, I have a large Scotch, no ice, with a dash of lemonade ?? please do enjoy your night time sips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

stick your nuts up your arse the last ones you got me were crap

Any nuts?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Horlicks please senor nearly bedtime

Already tucked in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrying on from an earlier thread, pussers rum from your secret stash please..

( if you know you know)"
no prob lem pull up a bollard shippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Already indulging, I have a large Scotch, no ice, with a dash of lemonade ?? please do enjoy your night time sips

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scotch in bermondsey is that a posh drink your neck of the woods

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

stick your nuts up your arse the last ones you got me were crap

Any nuts?

Probably enough nuts in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

stick your nuts up your arse the last ones you got me were crap

Any nuts?

Probably enough nuts in the room

"
true enough and crackers

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan
over a year ago

Bath

"JD splash of diet please sir hold the ice

coming right up colonel

Ching ching old chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD splash of diet please sir hold the ice

coming right up colonel

Ching ching old chap

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same to you my military friend

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

stick your nuts up your arse the last ones you got me were crap

Any nuts?

Probably enough nuts in the room

true enough and crackers

Scampi fries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent pint of Guiness please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening bartender

Just the usual double JD for me and a Pina Colada for NBVN when she arrives

no problem not been open for a few nights problems with stock a mate of a mate couldn't get me my off the back of lorry stock but all devices are resumed

Good man

Got some knock off bar snacks if you're interested

pork scratchings 1000 boxes please

stick your nuts up your arse the last ones you got me were crap

Any nuts?

Probably enough nuts in the room

true enough and crackers

Scampi fries?"
stick em stink of fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A decent pint of Guiness please"
sorry for delay my man just changing the barrel

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