FabSwingers.com forum: A deterring status.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I wanted to stop messages coming in, without actually turning my filters off, what would you recommend I write as my status that would guarantee no one would message?

Is it possible on here?

Do your worst. The wittier the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr thrush is a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any herbal remedies for genital warts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure any status update would stop some blokes from messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure any status update would stop some blokes from messaging. "

Just take men off the Looking For list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe just copy my profile like nobody ever messages me and i aint got no filters haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wanted to stop messages coming in, without actually turning my filters off, what would you recommend I write as my status that would guarantee no one would message?

Is it possible on here?

Do your worst. The wittier the better. "

The sort of messages that you want to deter are written by blind men

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

This thread title would be a good one, without being offensive or icky

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m not sure any status update would stop some blokes from messaging.

Just take men off the Looking For list. "

That won’t work either

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Currently reading 101 ways to cook penis. Volunteers please

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

We didnt burn them!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh my god I can't believe he looked at another woman I'll have his balls for lunch!"

... If they read it, that'd put people off

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

'Yaay, hubby gets out of jail today!'

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"I’m not sure any status update would stop some blokes from messaging.

Just take men off the Looking For list. "

This, exactly. Just turn off 'looking for men'. Your inbox will then be drier than the Sahara

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Quick meet required, on day release, nothing serious, just bit his bell end off, told him not to cum in my mouth…

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Go big and prolonged on the man bashing. A two week ‘shock and awe’ campaign usually does the trick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can anyone help me diagnose why I have green gunge pouring from my clunge?

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Right, I have the wooden board, the hammer and the nails, now I just need a cock and balls. Apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think this smell is?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m not sure any status update would stop some blokes from messaging.

Just take men off the Looking For list. "

This does reduce the messages by quite a bit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Right, I have the wooden board, the hammer and the nails, now I just need a cock and balls. Apply within

I think that'd just make the messages weirder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you keep genital crabs as pets? Asking for a friend...

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Put that you are on here to post pics & just the forum.

Tell them all messages will be purged with extreme prejudice?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have a fondness for boiling bunnies and kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any herbal remedies for genital warts?? "

There was a guy on here a while ago who posted a thread about how he liked the feel of genital warts so I don’t even think that would stop some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

Gawd

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I will find and tell your wife/girlfriend…

Instantly slashed…

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

We have a winner! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You too could be the next John Wayne Bobbitt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

Deterrent?? Naaa, I'm in!

Once you bite through the crust you get to the jelly. It's like a pork pie but tastier and full of more protein!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

We have a winner! Lol

I'm quite serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will find and tell your wife/girlfriend…

Instantly slashed…"

This is a great shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

Deterrent?? Naaa, I'm in!

Once you bite through the crust you get to the jelly. It's like a pork pie but tastier and full of more protein!

Omg that made me retch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

Deterrent?? Naaa, I'm in!

Once you bite through the crust you get to the jelly. It's like a pork pie but tastier and full of more protein!

Omg that made me retch

I think we're at 2 ends of the spectrum. I just came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

Deterrent?? Naaa, I'm in!

Once you bite through the crust you get to the jelly. It's like a pork pie but tastier and full of more protein!

Omg that made me retch

Lol glad I saw this now and not first thing in the morning before breakfast

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"who else likes licking poo off the end of their finger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing you could write on your status would stop a man from messaging.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"Nothing you could write on your status would stop a man from messaging. "

Amen

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I find pubic hair is the best bedding for my pet rats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

I wish we could have a bet on this

I reckon the army of the unperturbed will still march/write in!! I think that if a lady said on her profile that her pussy has teeth and it bites cocks clean off (I'm crossing my legs as I write this), they'd still be a bunch of desperados who'll think their cocks are made of titanium. God loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Urgently seeking new husband to broadly persecute until death. Registry Office slot booked for next week”

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any herbal remedies for genital warts??

There was a guy on here a while ago who posted a thread about how he liked the feel of genital warts so I don’t even think that would stop some

Oh god I remember that

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"This mutant Covid Herpes variant is a right bugger!"

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Got it!

Take your Profile/Avatr pic off. You will just get a black silhouette pick instead (like a "newbie")

Put "will update later - just looking" then don't - ever update the profile.

Transfer all pics to "private".

You are now in stealth mode!

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Nobody fabbed my hole yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What great customer service at the clinic, the nurse remembered my name

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’m not sure any status update would stop some blokes from messaging. "

This...

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"What great customer service at the clinic, the nurse remembered my name "

Could have just been a lucky guess looking at your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to lick my crusty clit? Still unwashed from last night's gang bang

May get a couple off people take you up on that offer

Tryed something similar to it and didn’t work

Was on the back end off a meet just on to Wright a ver mail comes though

Instead off just straight up saying no I thought I would get creative and sed well a meets just away so it be sloppy seconds as long as you don’t mind a spunk stained dress I am good to go bad choices off words for a quirky way to say no

But give him credit turned up and did what he sed he was going to

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

STI Clinic results - 5 different infections. It may be 6, too early to tell. I blocked those little dicked wasters - you know who YOU are.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Waiting for a second opion

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"STI Clinic results - 5 different infections. It may be 6, too early to tell. I blocked those little dicked wasters - you know who YOU are. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Looking for a father for my 8 kids and 5 grandkids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always hide your profile. Sometimes that works x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Looking for a father for my 8 kids and 5 grandkids "

That will probably also get weird messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need help laying patio on ex husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That’s the last time I’m sucking of a zebra”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This itch is Geting worse my need to book a appointment with the clinic

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Their is nothing, even if you were crawling with fleas, had contracted a life threating sexual disease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""who else likes licking poo off the end of their finger"

With some of the messages I’ve had this would just entice messages

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

Meeting triplets & only matched if we all have Syphilis and Gonorrhoea sores AND discharge. NEVER DESPERATE.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I want to eat the sweetcorn, from last night's dinner, off your cock when you've finished rodgering me and then let's kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love an in-depth chat about James Joyce's Ulysses."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently reading 101 ways to cook penis. Volunteers please"

that just made me snort-laugh

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