FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative uses for a butt plug

By *ic_khan2341 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Just saw someone on fab with a red butt plug. I thought if her fella annoyed her, she could take it out and stick it in his gob to shut him up!

Can you think of any other uses for a butt plug?

Vic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn horn

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Quite good at plugging the feed/expansion pipe in header tanks

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Good paperweight at work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopper for a decanter?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

M&S had some Xmas ornaments that looked like butt plugs, so I suppose that utt plugs could also be used as Xmas ornaments.

Cal

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Car Bonnet ornament

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rear reflector whilst naked cycling

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Back scratcher.

Scratch that itch

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Herb crusher

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Key fob so you don't lose those keys

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Were butt plugs modelled on lava lamps or the other way round..??

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By *ed_Panda13Woman
over a year ago

Walsall

Self defense weapon

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A rappers necklace.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Kerbing mallet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mini pestle in a pestle and mortar

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Makeshift plectrum?

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Coat hanger for when you have guests

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A friend of mine has one that doubles as a flask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herb crusher

Dam straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toothbrush

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Poo stopper

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got an inflatable vibrating one, so a puncture repair kit for a Clown's car

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"I've got an inflatable vibrating one, so a puncture repair kit for a Clown's car

I'm imagining one of those big orange float thingy's from Baywatch and you running along the beach!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

A door handle you can open with yer bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep fry and put it in a sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shuttlecock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog toy

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"Deep fry and put it in a sandwich?"

Brown or red sauce?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh...When my kid found mine and asked what it was I said I've no idea, I found it when I was clearing nanny's house!

Bad minx!

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shuttlecock"

Could turn nasty!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Lawn dart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tool to carry on the bus to ensure you get a seat, while reassuring the aliens that you will give it back when the next starship picks you up to collect the samples you’ve taken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog fart prevention implement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden dibber

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hand whisk.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Stops granny dribbling - not granny C, of course

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A glass one could be used in lieu of an ice cube in a tall drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got an inflatable vibrating one, so a puncture repair kit for a Clown's car

The inflatable ones are excellent for hanging doors. I've been told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear plugs

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Gloryhole draight excluder

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Ornate gate tops

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tent peg.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Baby teether

To reserve free weights and gym equipment

Stops ponds completely freezing in winter

Fuel tank stopper

Smoking cessation aid, for chewing

Men put them in their trunks for fab pic bulges

Collapsed food arch remedy

Attach to suitcase for recognition at airport

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

When you hoover a spider up, you could stick the butt plug into the nozzle to stop the beast from crawling back out? Miss pc

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Fire out of your m203 grenade launcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine has one that doubles as a flask. "

I wanna taste.

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By *ic_khan2341 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A nose stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine bottle top

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By *ic_khan2341 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A guitar pick

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spinning top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stopper for a decanter?

Snap.. depends on the size of course but great for keeping wine fresh..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

To be honest I had one, found it that useless I may as well put it up my arse.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Dummy

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By *ic_khan2341 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

If you had 2 of them, ear rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herb crusher

Now that is a good one

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By *ICK47Man
over a year ago

banbury

Dick replacement

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

yeovil

Doughnut holder

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