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Have you ever found a willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

at the bottom of your popcorn bag at the cinema?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I’d like to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what a treat that’d be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to "

Salted or sweet?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That would be a good prank for a cinema date, someone must have done it and put it on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my own. "

Was you surprised to find it there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet? "

Can I be greedy and say both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh what a treat that’d be! "

Shall we go to the cinema?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That would be a good prank for a cinema date, someone must have done it and put it on YouTube "

Don’t tell me you’ve never done this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both? "

2 bags of popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema "

And popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both?

2 bags of popcorn? "

Only if it means 2 willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema

And popcorn? "

Salty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both?

2 bags of popcorn?

Only if it means 2 willies "

Orange Wednesdays?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No, but I've got a "wheres Wally" Christmas card somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema

And popcorn?

Salty? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but I've got a "wheres Wally" Christmas card somewhere.... "

Where is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both?

2 bags of popcorn?

Only if it means 2 willies

Orange Wednesdays? "

Yes, two for one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both?

2 bags of popcorn?

Only if it means 2 willies

Orange Wednesdays?

Yes, two for one "

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both?

2 bags of popcorn?

Only if it means 2 willies

Orange Wednesdays?

Yes, two for one "

*Checks Google to see where Mansfield is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number of cinemas I've been thrown out of ...

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

No but it would be very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema "

I'm sitting next to Lib.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"No but I’d like to "

When’s the Mansfield cinema open and what films is it showing?

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"No but I’d like to

Salted or sweet?

Can I be greedy and say both?

2 bags of popcorn?

Only if it means 2 willies

Orange Wednesdays?

Yes, two for one

*Checks Google to see where Mansfield is "

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema

I'm sitting next to Lib."

I will seat in the midle

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Who wants to go to the pictures with me?

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"at the bottom of your popcorn bag at the cinema?

Love and Peace "

That sounds like fun!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I normally get fish tacos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The number of cinemas I've been thrown out of ... "

They have no sense of humour

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Who wants a cinema meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema

I'm sitting next to Lib."

I’m sitting next to Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants to go to the pictures with me? "

Yasmeen likes popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"at the bottom of your popcorn bag at the cinema?

Love and Peace

That sounds like fun! "

Don’t get too big a bag of popcorn. You need to keep the blood in it for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free Willy was a great film

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I normally get fish tacos "

Prawn sized?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants a cinema meet "

That’s the idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free Willy was a great film"

Is that the one were the captain gets eaten at the back of his boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free Willy was a great film

Is that the one were the captain gets eaten at the back of his boat? "

You’re thinking of Moby Dick

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Like a horses head at the foot of the bed?

Blimey what kind of cinemas do you go to ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free Willy was a great film

Is that the one were the captain gets eaten at the back of his boat?

You’re thinking of Moby Dick "

Ah yes, that’s the one we’re his friends try to find him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a horses head at the foot of the bed?

Blimey what kind of cinemas do you go to ? "

The Showcase on the Lancs

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I normally get fish tacos

Prawn sized? "

Mackerel

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Like a horses head at the foot of the bed?

Blimey what kind of cinemas do you go to ? "

Ones that serve boxes of popcorn with holes in

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Like a horses head at the foot of the bed?

Blimey what kind of cinemas do you go to ?

The Showcase on the Lancs "

Now that doesn't suprise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I normally get fish tacos

Prawn sized?

Mackerel"

My fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The number of cinemas I've been thrown out of ...

They have no sense of humour "

I know. They wouldn't even let me keep the rest of the popcorn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one sticking through a pizza box but not popcorn

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No, but I once found a Weiner in a bun

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just realised you meant through the bottom of the bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The number of cinemas I've been thrown out of ...

They have no sense of humour

I know. They wouldn't even let me keep the rest of the popcorn! "

I’d of shit in the pick’n’mix then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw one sticking through a pizza box but not popcorn "

This is always a good back up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but I once found a Weiner in a bun "

Who’s buns?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just realised you meant through the bottom of the bag.

"

Come on woman, keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants a cinema meet "

This is going to be a thing now isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I haven't! probably a good thing, I'm a noisy eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants a cinema meet

This is going to be a thing now isn’t it "

The next time you go the cinema I want some feedback

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No I haven't! probably a good thing, I'm a noisy eater "

Oh she's back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I haven't! probably a good thing, I'm a noisy eater "

Why’s she sucking the popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants a cinema meet

This is going to be a thing now isn’t it

The next time you go the cinema I want some feedback "

Oh most definitely

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have a sudden urge to go to the cinema "

What shall we go see

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No, but I once found a Weiner in a bun

Who’s buns? "

Hot cross buns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets "

They’re better for sticking a hole in

And you never answered the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but I once found a Weiner in a bun

Who’s buns?

Hot cross buns "

Ooohhh something to aim at

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets

They’re better for sticking a hole in

And you never answered the question "

Put yours in there and I’ll have a rummage around

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Who wants a cinema meet

This is going to be a thing now isn’t it "

I'm going to get banned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets

They’re better for sticking a hole in

And you never answered the question

Put yours in there and I’ll have a rummage around "

Ok but don’t drop one of those pips down my japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets "

You’d need a pair of scissors to cut the hole

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets

They’re better for sticking a hole in

And you never answered the question

Put yours in there and I’ll have a rummage around

Ok but don’t drop one of those pips down my japs eye "

Ouch!!! Even I’m feeling that for you

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"What seriously goes through your mind when you ask these questions

We don’t have popcorn bags down south. It’s in paper buckets

You’d need a pair of scissors to cut the hole "

I don’t think I can be trusted with scissors

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