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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... an Inappropriate Work Erection

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I get many during the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one earlier for the first time in aaaaggggeeess.

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may have just given my DD one :-0

#Sorry, NotSorry

Haha.. Naughty angel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get many during the day.

If you are working from home it is maybe ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yesterday I had one

Did you think of England until it went away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one earlier for the first time in aaaaggggeeess."

What triggered it?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I always have to tuck it in the waistband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I get many during the day.

If you are working from home it is maybe ok? "

Oh yes, but I'm going to site in Hull tomorrow. I should wear tight undies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one earlier for the first time in aaaaggggeeess.

What triggered it? "

Caught a reflection of myself in a window.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband "

What if he peeks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me as I work in a school. Not appropriate in any circumstances.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

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the shirt covers it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get many during the day.

I know the feeling, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time, should stay off fab whilst at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get many during the day.

If you are working from home it is maybe ok?

Oh yes, but I'm going to site in Hull tomorrow. I should wear tight undies.

Duct tape?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Not at work today but the horn is real and needs taking care of…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one earlier for the first time in aaaaggggeeess.

What triggered it?

Caught a reflection of myself in a window."

... I'm going to stare at you next time I'm feeling the horn!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I get many during the day.

If you are working from home it is maybe ok?

Oh yes, but I'm going to site in Hull tomorrow. I should wear tight undies.

Duct tape?

Compression shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah someone chatting to me this morning gave me Wood

But then she always does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace? "

Very much at work

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yeah someone chatting to me this morning gave me Wood

But then she always does "

Did you joiner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me as I work in a school. Not appropriate in any circumstances."

Yikes, that would truly be inappropriate! Well done x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I had earlier I’m all good now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bloody time, especially when getting a message from a certain someone

Makes walking around my work bench very interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah someone chatting to me this morning gave me Wood

But then she always does

Did you joiner?

Ba dum dum tch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x"

IWO

Inappropriate Wide On

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it"

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a work visit in Hong Kong a few years back, and took some time to meet a lovely lady from Tinder. We were setting up a role play and she sent me some ridiculously hot photos that got me rock hard.... Just a few seconds before the CEO of the company I was visiting walked in the room!

I had to do this really awkward half standing hand shake so he couldn't see the tent in my trousers!!

However, after my embarrassment subsided, I met the lady and wow, had one of the hottest experiences of my life... Fucking against the full length hotel room window on the 20th floor is something I'll never forget!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

IWO

Inappropriate Wide On

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get many during the day.

I know the feeling, lol."

Are you at home or in the workplace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

It’s all about waist band

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it? "

With great difficulty and whilst repeating 'Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day' over and over until it subsides...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time, should stay off fab whilst at work

I had permission to play earlier so i may have gone for a little stroll through the story section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the time, should stay off fab whilst at work

I had permission to play earlier so i may have gone for a little stroll through the story section

Oh I frequent the story section often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x"

IWFF... Inappropriate Work Fanny Flutters? (imagine how funny that acroymn would have been if I'd gone with Work first)

IWTC.... Inappropriate Work Throbbing Clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have just given my DD one :-0

#Sorry, NotSorry

Haha.. Naughty angel! "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not at work today but the horn is real and needs taking care of…

I just blew my horn

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m sure my accounts girl knows as I fight off my erection and head to the water cooler for a cup of cold water, she looks at my fading bulge and sometimes flushed red and at time bites her bottom lip.

I’m worried.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

IWFF... Inappropriate Work Fanny Flutters? (imagine how funny that acroymn would have been if I'd gone with Work first)

IWTC.... Inappropriate Work Throbbing Clit

Haha love both of these terms! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get many during the day.

If you are working from home it is maybe ok?

Oh yes, but I'm going to site in Hull tomorrow. I should wear tight undies.

Duct tape?

Compression shorts.

Don't confuse them with cycling shorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Not at work today but the horn is real and needs taking care of…

I just blew my horn

Grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah someone chatting to me this morning gave me Wood

But then she always does "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had earlier I’m all good now

Weirdo

Did you help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

Nearly been caught a few times as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the bloody time, especially when getting a message from a certain someone

Makes walking around my work bench very interesting

ooops, careful you don't knock anything off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

IWO

Inappropriate Wide On

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was on a work visit in Hong Kong a few years back, and took some time to meet a lovely lady from Tinder. We were setting up a role play and she sent me some ridiculously hot photos that got me rock hard.... Just a few seconds before the CEO of the company I was visiting walked in the room!

I had to do this really awkward half standing hand shake so he couldn't see the tent in my trousers!!

.... I just did the same to my DD

I love being fucked against Windows... Although i do sometimes worry the frame will give way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

It’s all about waist band "

You are so confident

i feel like I'm on a mission now...

..... Midniiiigghhhtttt stop itttt!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it?

With great difficulty and whilst repeating 'Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day' over and over until it subsides...

I don't think I'll be horny for another week now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

You’re very naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time, should stay off fab whilst at work

I had permission to play earlier so i may have gone for a little stroll through the story section

Oh I frequent the story section often

So many gems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have just given my DD one :-0

#Sorry, NotSorry

Haha.. Naughty angel!

Brilliant! "

Haha i don't think that is quite what he was saying

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I had earlier I’m all good now

Weirdo

Did you help it

do you mean did I wind myself up yes and did I sort it myself also yes

and yes it helped

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m worried."

Omg.. Ask her if she's THIRSTY!!

I DOUBLE DARE you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

It’s all about waist band

You are so confident

i feel like I'm on a mission now...

..... Midniiiigghhhtttt stop itttt!! Haha"

What’s the mission do you need a partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

IWFF... Inappropriate Work Fanny Flutters? (imagine how funny that acroymn would have been if I'd gone with Work first)

IWTC.... Inappropriate Work Throbbing Clit

Haha love both of these terms! Xx"

I'm gonna try WIFF

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it?

With great difficulty and whilst repeating 'Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day' over and over until it subsides...

I don't think I'll be horny for another week now

Works a treat....well until the next rush of blood that is lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not at work today but the horn is real and needs taking care of…

I just blew my horn

Grrrrrrrrr

I think you mean toooooooooot toooooooottttt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

Nearly been caught a few times as well

don't get sacked!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

IWFF... Inappropriate Work Fanny Flutters? (imagine how funny that acroymn would have been if I'd gone with Work first)

IWTC.... Inappropriate Work Throbbing Clit

Haha love both of these terms! Xx

I'm gonna try WIFF

Can I be of any assistance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

Nearly been caught a few times as well

don't get sacked! "

I work for myself so if I did I would probably send myself to the corner

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m worried.

Omg.. Ask her if she's THIRSTY!!

I DOUBLE DARE you

I accept that dare

Hope she’s open minded or I’m gonna be unemployed

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I may have just given my DD one :-0

#Sorry, NotSorry

Haha.. Naughty angel! "

Lol those are the best …..

you naughty girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

You’re very naughty

I know haha.... In our early days i sent him some gorgeous artist full nudes.. They arrived with a lovely ding... Ding... Ding.... TWELVE times haha

in the middle of a very important meeting with his boss +colleagues.. Who heard the dings and looked at his phone..

... So with the weight of their eyes across the office meeting room table , he checked his messages and then had to stammer that it was err a matter he would deal with later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had earlier I’m all good now

Weirdo

Did you help it

do you mean did I wind myself up yes and did I sort it myself also yes

and yes it helped

Weirdo

Weirdo.. I just did the same

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By *ectorRivaMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

He peeps out, but not when erect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

It’s all about waist band

You are so confident

i feel like I'm on a mission now...

..... Midniiiigghhhtttt stop itttt!! Haha

What’s the mission do you need a partner in crime "

I need the waistband to burst open... I'm gonna elicit the girls to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

It’s all about waist band

You are so confident

i feel like I'm on a mission now...

..... Midniiiigghhhtttt stop itttt!! Haha

What’s the mission do you need a partner in crime

I need the waistband to burst open... I'm gonna elicit the girls to help

So basically you want me in person with a hardon and see if the band breaks got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder! "

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it?

With great difficulty and whilst repeating 'Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day' over and over until it subsides...

I don't think I'll be horny for another week now

Works a treat....well until the next rush of blood that is lol

.. So round about 1.5 mins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the bloody time, especially when getting a message from a certain someone

Makes walking around my work bench very interesting

ooops, careful you don't knock anything off

Its not the knocking things off, its the walking into the bench OUCH

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Don’t think I’ve ever had an appropriate one…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder what the female equivalent of this is - IMPAW….inappropriately, moist, pussy at work, perhaps? If so yes, yes I have that x

IWFF... Inappropriate Work Fanny Flutters? (imagine how funny that acroymn would have been if I'd gone with Work first)

IWTC.... Inappropriate Work Throbbing Clit

Haha love both of these terms! Xx

I'm gonna try WIFF

Can I be of any assistance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

Nearly been caught a few times as well

don't get sacked!

I work for myself so if I did I would probably send myself to the corner

how funny would that be.. Having to send yourself a written warning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m worried.

Omg.. Ask her if she's THIRSTY!!

I DOUBLE DARE you

I accept that dare

Hope she’s open minded or I’m gonna be unemployed

ROFL .. I'm a little scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have just given my DD one :-0

#Sorry, NotSorry

Haha.. Naughty angel!

Lol those are the best …..

you naughty girl "

Such a good girl

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've been the victim of ICB before now... inappropriately close boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

He peeps out, but not when erect "

Well that confused me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd be on the register if I did. Two separate world's for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always have to tuck it in the waistband

What if he peeks out

the shirt covers it

sometimes the buttons on my shirt pop open of their own accord ... Maybe its only girls blouses that do that

It’s all about waist band

You are so confident

i feel like I'm on a mission now...

..... Midniiiigghhhtttt stop itttt!! Haha

What’s the mission do you need a partner in crime

I need the waistband to burst open... I'm gonna elicit the girls to help

So basically you want me in person with a hardon and see if the band breaks got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the bloody time, especially when getting a message from a certain someone

Makes walking around my work bench very interesting

ooops, careful you don't knock anything off

Its not the knocking things off, its the walking into the bench OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

Nearly been caught a few times as well

don't get sacked!

I work for myself so if I did I would probably send myself to the corner

how funny would that be.. Having to send yourself a written warning

Had a word with myself a few times haha

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By *ockgit64Man
over a year ago

Poulton le Fylde, Lancs.

Guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t think I’ve ever had an appropriate one…"

Ohhhhhhhh

You must be very cool and controlled

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m worried.

Omg.. Ask her if she's THIRSTY!!

I DOUBLE DARE you

I accept that dare

Hope she’s open minded or I’m gonna be unemployed

ROFL .. I'm a little scared

Fear not....I’ve got a plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been the victim of ICB before now... inappropriately close boobies

Omg I'm stealing that

IWB... I actually think I have Inappropriate Work Boobies every time i take my hoodie off

I realised on a video call yesterday with my boss +team that I'd decided to wear a red bra with a tiny black strappy top

I had to put my hoodie back on even though it was hot and swelter for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be on the register if I did. Two separate world's for me. "

Thank goodness you separate the two x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I have had many

Are you safely at home or 'at' a workplace?

Very much at work

Phew

Nearly been caught a few times as well

don't get sacked!

I work for myself so if I did I would probably send myself to the corner

how funny would that be.. Having to send yourself a written warning

Had a word with myself a few times haha"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guilty as charged"

At home or in the workplace?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m worried.

Omg.. Ask her if she's THIRSTY!!

I DOUBLE DARE you

I accept that dare

Hope she’s open minded or I’m gonna be unemployed

ROFL .. I'm a little scared

Fear not....I’ve got a plan

Employment office

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've been the victim of ICB before now... inappropriately close boobies

Omg I'm stealing that

IWB... I actually think I have Inappropriate Work Boobies every time i take my hoodie off

I realised on a video call yesterday with my boss +team that I'd decided to wear a red bra with a tiny black strappy top

I had to put my hoodie back on even though it was hot and swelter for a bit

My customer just got so close that her nipples were rubbing against my chest

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

What about an IWBP?

inappropriate work butt plug?

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Not a prob for me as I have a heavy desk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been the victim of ICB before now... inappropriately close boobies

Omg I'm stealing that

IWB... I actually think I have Inappropriate Work Boobies every time i take my hoodie off

I realised on a video call yesterday with my boss +team that I'd decided to wear a red bra with a tiny black strappy top

I had to put my hoodie back on even though it was hot and swelter for a bit

My customer just got so close that her nipples were rubbing against my chest

what the hell is your job??

What about covid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about an IWBP?

inappropriate work butt plug?

Omg.. I wouldn't be able to sit still

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a prob for me as I have a heavy desk!

What if you have to go for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

Hahah it’s all part of the fun! Just a shame I haven’t got someone to tease with it as I walked pass

Working from home for a year or so did have its benefits as I could schedule private meetings to sort myself out… not sure they’d be office appropriate!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What about an IWBP?

inappropriate work butt plug?

Omg.. I wouldn't be able to sit still

Its easy.....but feels better not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

Hahah it’s all part of the fun! Just a shame I haven’t got someone to tease with it as I walked pass

Working from home for a year or so did have its benefits as I could schedule private meetings to sort myself out… not sure they’d be office appropriate!

Omg that is genius.. A private work meeting for myself

how did i not think of this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about an IWBP?

inappropriate work butt plug?

Omg.. I wouldn't be able to sit still

Its easy.....but feels better not to

The amount of wailing that came out of my mouth last time, I'm not sure my DD could cope again.... Unless he brings duct tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg I've had a proper laugh at some of the conversations this thread has sparked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

Hahah it’s all part of the fun! Just a shame I haven’t got someone to tease with it as I walked pass

Working from home for a year or so did have its benefits as I could schedule private meetings to sort myself out… not sure they’d be office appropriate!

Omg that is genius.. A private work meeting for myself

how did i not think of this! "

Haha I’m glad I’ve brought a lease of life to your work day

just fill your calendar out as focus time… I’m more than happy to take you under my wing and attend, mentor and assist you with these meetings however I can just fire me over a teams invite

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By *ynaMike69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it?

With great difficulty and whilst repeating 'Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day' over and over until it subsides...

I don't think I'll be horny for another week now

Works a treat....well until the next rush of blood that is lol

.. So round about 1.5 mins? "

Doesn't take me long to be able to go again....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

Hahah it’s all part of the fun! Just a shame I haven’t got someone to tease with it as I walked pass

Working from home for a year or so did have its benefits as I could schedule private meetings to sort myself out… not sure they’d be office appropriate!

Omg that is genius.. A private work meeting for myself

how did i not think of this!

Haha I’m glad I’ve brought a lease of life to your work day

just fill your calendar out as focus time… I’m more than happy to take you under my wing and attend, mentor and assist you with these meetings however I can just fire me over a teams invite

So thoughtful

I'll just get some tissues to clean my screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

Hahah it’s all part of the fun! Just a shame I haven’t got someone to tease with it as I walked pass

Working from home for a year or so did have its benefits as I could schedule private meetings to sort myself out… not sure they’d be office appropriate!

Omg that is genius.. A private work meeting for myself

how did i not think of this!

Haha I’m glad I’ve brought a lease of life to your work day

just fill your calendar out as focus time… I’m more than happy to take you under my wing and attend, mentor and assist you with these meetings however I can just fire me over a teams invite

So thoughtful

I'll just get some tissues to clean my screen

That’s me! Always happy to help and lend a hand, tongue or more if needed - whatever makes you the most productive and gets you back to work!

my inbox is always open for that invite… however, I might have to start charging if you want more of my work wankings tips

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

"Yes it happens to me all to often.

I’m worried.

Omg.. Ask her if she's THIRSTY!!

I DOUBLE DARE you

I accept that dare

Hope she’s open minded or I’m gonna be unemployed

ROFL .. I'm a little scared

Fear not....I’ve got a plan

Employment office

Dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tucked in my waistband

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC gets them all the time. Working from our living room has its benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few of these

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

It happens more often than you'd think

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it? "

I don’t

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Had one on the train home yesterday, but the woman texting me knew exactly what she was doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

After viewing your profile I cant imagine there’s many people without one

IWE are a dangerous game, tucked under the belt or held to one side using a sneaky hand in your pocket at the only options!

However wearing tight suit trousers does make this even harder!

You make your IWE even harder by wearing tight trousers

Hahah it’s all part of the fun! Just a shame I haven’t got someone to tease with it as I walked pass

Working from home for a year or so did have its benefits as I could schedule private meetings to sort myself out… not sure they’d be office appropriate!

Omg that is genius.. A private work meeting for myself

how did i not think of this!

Haha I’m glad I’ve brought a lease of life to your work day

just fill your calendar out as focus time… I’m more than happy to take you under my wing and attend, mentor and assist you with these meetings however I can just fire me over a teams invite

So thoughtful

I'll just get some tissues to clean my screen

That’s me! Always happy to help and lend a hand, tongue or more if needed - whatever makes you the most productive and gets you back to work!

my inbox is always open for that invite… however, I might have to start charging if you want more of my work wankings tips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tucked in my waistband"

Seems to be a common technique for most of the menfolk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr KC gets them all the time. Working from our living room has its benefits

This working from home malarkey is brilliant

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mr KC gets them all the time. Working from our living room has its benefits

This working from home malarkey is brilliant

We have a little mid-morning snog when he brings me coffee and a biccie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a few of these "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It happens more often than you'd think"

Really!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

All the bloody time

How do you hide it?

I don’t "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had one on the train home yesterday, but the woman texting me knew exactly what she was doing

Most of us do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr KC gets them all the time. Working from our living room has its benefits

This working from home malarkey is brilliant

We have a little mid-morning snog when he brings me coffee and a biccie

Oh that sounds delicious on all levels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

Can't please everyone

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My Girls Hard On has a life if her own

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I do! A friend of mine just sent me a video of herself in the bath

Have to hide behind my desk for a bit

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Girls Hard On has a life if her own

Do you squirm around on your chair

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My Girls Hard On has a life if her own

Do you squirm around on your chair

I wriggle yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

I do! A friend of mine just sent me a video of herself in the bath

Have to hide behind my desk for a bit

Haha girls are so naughty... And know exactly what they are doing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My Girls Hard On has a life if her own

Do you squirm around on your chair

I wriggle yes

"
then sit on my lap and I'll clamp you down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Girls Hard On has a life if her own

Do you squirm around on your chair

I wriggle yes

Me too

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

Oh me neither

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

Oh me neither

I was actually being serious

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

Oh me neither

I was actually being serious

Irony of FAB everyone bangs on about honesty, how dishonest guys are. You tell the truth nobody believes you anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

Oh me neither

I was actually being serious

Irony of FAB everyone bangs on about honesty, how dishonest guys are. You tell the truth nobody believes you anyway

I was being ironic

The irony of fab, when you're ironic, everyone gets serious

(i gave you a winky to help

)

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

Oh me neither

I was actually being serious

Irony of FAB everyone bangs on about honesty, how dishonest guys are. You tell the truth nobody believes you anyway

I was being ironic

The irony of fab, when you're ironic, everyone gets serious

(i gave you a winky to help

) "

Its been a while since I have had a winky from another woman, usually OH that gets them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never had an IWE, it would be quite inappropriate and unprofessional

Oh me neither

I was actually being serious

Irony of FAB everyone bangs on about honesty, how dishonest guys are. You tell the truth nobody believes you anyway

I was being ironic

The irony of fab, when you're ironic, everyone gets serious

(i gave you a winky to help

)

Its been a while since I have had a winky from another woman, usually OH that gets them

I can understand why you would be overcome, getting a winky.. Stay calm and keep breathing

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me…."

You won't surface for days

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

This isn’t some sort of freaky Mills and Boon story telling is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

Can't please everyone

Meant being a lady you couldn't, unless you're not one of those much talked about single bloke fake profiles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

This isn’t some sort of freaky Mills and Boon story telling is it

Well done of them are bodice rippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

Can't please everyone

Meant being a lady you couldn't, unless you're not one of those much talked about single bloke fake profiles!

ROFL! I gave my DD one which inspired the thread... It was completely inappropriate toning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

Can't please everyone

Meant being a lady you couldn't, unless you're not one of those much talked about single bloke fake profiles!

ROFL! I gave my DD one which inspired the thread... It was completely inappropriate toning

Timing

All about the timing

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

This isn’t some sort of freaky Mills and Boon story telling is it

Well done of them are bodice rippers

Hmmm, so it’s more for a woman than a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

This isn’t some sort of freaky Mills and Boon story telling is it

Well done of them are bodice rippers

Hmmm, so it’s more for a woman than a bloke

I guess you'll need to try for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than likely every fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

Can't please everyone

Meant being a lady you couldn't, unless you're not one of those much talked about single bloke fake profiles!

ROFL! I gave my DD one which inspired the thread... It was completely inappropriate toning

DD?

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

This isn’t some sort of freaky Mills and Boon story telling is it

Well done of them are bodice rippers

Hmmm, so it’s more for a woman than a bloke

I guess you'll need to try for yourself! "

Haha, ok midnight, I’ll have a gander

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

All the time - fortunately im a porn actor so….. only get in trouble when I haven’t!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Wearing a harness all day at work makes for a lot of these on a daily basis!

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

It occurs

And then feels like an "it" with a mind of its own... though coming here and chats with some don't help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... an Inappropriate Work Erection

Not you!

Can't please everyone

Meant being a lady you couldn't, unless you're not one of those much talked about single bloke fake profiles!

ROFL! I gave my DD one which inspired the thread... It was completely inappropriate toning

DD?

Daddy Dom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’re non stop at the minute! Being on here isn’t helping though…but I quite like the tease of it

Don't go into the story section

Oh?? Enlighten me….

You won't surface for days

Surely they can’t be that bad

No, some of then are delicious

This isn’t some sort of freaky Mills and Boon story telling is it

Well done of them are bodice rippers

Hmmm, so it’s more for a woman than a bloke

I guess you'll need to try for yourself!

Haha, ok midnight, I’ll have a gander

I seem to recall there was a really hot story about a girl called Sophie?? who got driven around to car parks?? and had cum loads sharpied onto the part of her body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time - fortunately im a porn actor so….. only get in trouble when I haven’t!

so what happens when you are NOT in the mood! How do you put the lead in your pencil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wearing a harness all day at work makes for a lot of these on a daily basis! "

Harness

I need to know more

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"All the time - fortunately im a porn actor so….. only get in trouble when I haven’t!

so what happens when you are NOT in the mood! How do you put the lead in your pencil

Well if it ever happens - Ill have 2 mins in your photo gallery should do the trick xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It occurs

And then feels like an "it" with a mind of its own... though coming here and chats with some don't help

It's almost like we were not innocent angel's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the time - fortunately im a porn actor so….. only get in trouble when I haven’t!

so what happens when you are NOT in the mood! How do you put the lead in your pencil

Well if it ever happens - Ill have 2 mins in your photo gallery should do the trick xxx"

ROFL.. Oh you are easily pleased!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"All the time - fortunately im a porn actor so….. only get in trouble when I haven’t!

so what happens when you are NOT in the mood! How do you put the lead in your pencil

Well if it ever happens - Ill have 2 mins in your photo gallery should do the trick xxx

ROFL.. Oh you are easily pleased!! "

Or you have a lovely bum!! Xx

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Any erection at my work is inappropriate!

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