FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite sayings of yours.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That make you chuckle.

I will start off.

'rough as a badger's arse' lol.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Too long in the jungle to be fucked by a monkey

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"That make you chuckle.

I will start off.

'rough as a badger's arse' lol."

tasty as the dogs doo-dahs has always creased me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Chunky's ........ Services are available"

"Taxi to ........ Please"

"Get ya kit off"

"What do you mean I'm fat?" - i tend to say that a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I basically use these a lot:

Bitch, you are my soul mate lol

Also

What fresh hell is this

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Mother dick

I first heard it on the walking dead and it's stuck in my vocabulary

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"That make you chuckle.

I will start off.

'rough as a badger's arse' lol."

That’s a great one as is the similarly themed, ‘It smells like the underside of a foxes tail.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharp as a tack, and just as flat headed

A wise man learns from his mistakes, but it a cleaver man that learns from the wise mans mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you 'avin' a laugh?

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By *amalusMan
over a year ago

Tullamore

"Ah sure that lads harmless"

Translation: he's thick as 2 shirt planks

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

More brains in a fish supper

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

There's wiser eating grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s not the sharpest tool in the box

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box "

Haha.

I only used that yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Strength of a spring onion'

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

Tendring Essex / Hampshire / Northants

"It's better looking at it, than for it"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Like a herring with the back ripped out of him

He couldn't beat Casey's drum

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

We’re sucking diesel now

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be reyt

(said in a Yorkshire accent)

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Keep 'er between the hedges big lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick it in the bollocks

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

The grass is not always greener on the other side …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve got a mouth like an Ethiopian long distance runners inside leg..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a gun with 2 bullets I'd shoot myself twice.

Or No shit Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is what it is!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"If I had a gun with 2 bullets I'd shoot myself twice.

Or No shit Sherlock"

You've just reminded me about 'Sherlock'. Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now. "

ya alright luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did we just get caught with our pants down?!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

"AY-UP ME DUCK!" (Hello!)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be reyt

(said in a Yorkshire accent) "

Or a north notts

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Favourite Yorkshire one is “ tin tin tin “

Is isn’t in the tin…

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

"Crow Fart" - Early Morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, sky is blue,

FBI want to steal my penis, can i hide it inside you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

""It is what it is!""

At the end of the day, it's as wide as it is broad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wetter than an otters pocket

Fanny like a horse's nostril.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sandwich short of a picnic.....

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

He's got a slate off

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box "

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

Which reminds of the line in the film The Green Mile "I think that boy's cheese just slid off his cracker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

Yoooooooo (that’s another one lol)

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Oi! Ballldddiiieee" which is how I think people around my way say hello to me.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

Yoooooooo (that’s another one lol) "

I prefer "Seven cans short of a six pack".

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

"Do you think I paddled up the Thames on a banana skin?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old saying from my motocross days "all the gear, no idea!"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am "

Sure the craics 90

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're talking about you not to you

No shit Sherlock

Not as stupid as I look

The problem with common sense is it's not very common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you think I paddled up the Thames on a banana skin?"

love that!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sound as a pound

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Whole basket short of a picnic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag

see hell freeze over first

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90 "

Wise the bap luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe green but not cabbage looking

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

*Lagan

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv "

Wind your neck in sir

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

*Lagan "

Feck ya it’s the bann here

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

S'appnin

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

*Lagan

Feck ya it’s the bann here

Understandable but it's Lagan here

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Fingers crossed, legs open

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball "

How’s about a wee cup of tae

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

*Lagan

Feck ya it’s the bann here

Understandable but it's Lagan here

It’s the foyle if ya keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s not the sharpest tool in the box

He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

"
'He ain't got both paddles in the water'

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

*Lagan

Feck ya it’s the bann here

Understandable but it's Lagan here

It’s the foyle if ya keep going

And possibly the Boyne if you head south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all going to to hell in a handbasket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t even … *eye rolls*

Or can’t deal (with him/her) *major eye rolls*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you live under a rock?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man? "

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd probably get banned if I said what I thought so I'm off to read some weird threads somewhere else

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do ya think I came up the Bann in a bubble

*Lagan

Feck ya it’s the bann here

Understandable but it's Lagan here

It’s the foyle if ya keep going

And possibly the Boyne if you head south "

I’d say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you live under a rock? "

LOVE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find l say

“ one sandwich short of a picnic”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y'alright love

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Tight as a nuns chuff

Happy days

All over it like a tramp on chips

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Smash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…He’s a snack (and all the variations) x

That’s one I need to copyright for myself as I use it multiple times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot diggy daffodil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…He’s a snack (and all the variations) x

That’s one I need to copyright for myself as I use it multiple times a day

Whos a snack *emoji eyes*

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By *yway60Man
over a year ago

Gamlingay

The wheel is turning but the hamster has died (in the same way as the lights are on but no-one is home).

My mouth is like the bottom of a bird cage (but it did have a cockatoo in it last night)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…He’s a snack (and all the variations) x

That’s one I need to copyright for myself as I use it multiple times a day

Whos a snack *emoji eyes*"

…U are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wheel is turning but the hamster has died (in the same way as the lights are on but no-one is home).

My mouth is like the bottom of a bird cage (but it did have a cockatoo in it last night) "

My siblings and I say "the lights are on but no one is home" Usually to eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick as pig's muck, twice as lumpy.

That's why they're called ex's

Needs their brains tested

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty "

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit."

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the brightest star in the galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool and groovy

Absolutely chef!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotter than a glass blowers arse ...

Could suck the chrome of some v8 pipes

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Not my monkey, not my circus is a favourite of mine when things are going wrong at work that don't involve me.

A couple I've borrowed from Jim Cornette over the years:

"Thank you, fuck you, bye!" For when I'm hanging up on cold callers.

"eventually even a blind squirrel finds an acorn"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit"

Catch yourself on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag

see hell freeze over first "

Couldn't knock the skin off a Rice Pudding

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Wetter than an otters pocket

One of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t got a scooby doo

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the saying

"Don't know yer arse from yer elbow"

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Keep your Alan's on

(Alan Whickers - knickers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be reyt

(said in a Yorkshire accent) "

Good lass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can ride bare arse down Briggate on that!

Referring to something blunt that should be sharp. Briggate = Busy high street in Leeds

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Be reyt

(said in a Yorkshire accent)

Or a north notts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think this face was painted on. Said when someone's bullshitting you.

You may think I was born yesterday but I've been up all night.

Similar vein.

What you incinerating?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Some great ones I’ve never heard.

A couple I use are “It’s all gone a bit Houston” and “We have a slight major problem”.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

That Ferrari, looks the absolute" (pauses) "canines undercarriage."

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man? "

Stickin aigt

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

As much use as a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke"

Aye she could it’s wee buns

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He couldn't organise a piss up in a Brewery/Orgy in a Brothel

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw enough balls at enough coconuts and you are bound to win a prize

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

If if's and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?"

Are you steamin

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Right enough like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from ******."

(Insert name of someone you know that talks a lot.)

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Right enough like!"

Youseuns away for a wee dander?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Right enough like!

Youseuns away for a wee dander?"

Just a wee saunter

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Right enough like!

Youseuns away for a wee dander?

Just a wee saunter "

Beezer!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

Shut yer bake...

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

When someone is very d*unk or has a wonky eye....

One eyes taken the bags to the car, the others still in ASDA

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"When someone is very d*unk or has a wonky eye....

One eyes taken the bags to the car, the others still in ASDA "

Or as they say in NI, one eye looking at you, the other ones lookin for you...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

"When someone is very d*unk or has a wonky eye....

One eyes taken the bags to the car, the others still in ASDA

Or as they say in NI, one eye looking at you, the other ones lookin for you..."

All the same it did tickle me when I first heard it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

Shut yer bake... "

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye must think I came up the Bann in a bubble

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ye must think I came up the Bann in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!"

Go on wet some tea there lad

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"That make you chuckle.

I will start off.

'rough as a badger's arse' lol."

Mines a pint

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"That make you chuckle.

I will start off.

'rough as a badger's arse' lol."

Mother fucker

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Alright R Kid...

Manc for saying hello to family member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say "Christ-a-coconut"... it has to be emphasised and loud. Usually said instead of "bloody hell".

I have a work colleague that says it and now my entire family say it... yep Swansea is odd

NBVN x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here"

Sounds like minus craic

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

Someone with seriously bad teeth.

"Teeth like a cavemans necklace"

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic "

Fair wick...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

It is what it is.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick... "

Would yous all give my head peace

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

Warrington

I can't say I have regular sayings as much as I pull from a pool of 80s wrestling quotes...

My favourite at the moment...

"I may not be the newest ride in the park but I get the longest lines" -Ric Flair

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace "

Well thats me tole... Scundered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock off

One of my favourites is fuck this shit. Very versatile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as a chocolate teapot.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man yerself!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace "

Scunderballs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace

Scunderballs

Waaaa? shut yer yap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play silly games, win silly prizes

Not my circus, not my monkeys!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Play silly games, win silly prizes

Not my circus, not my monkeys! "

Love that second one.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace

Scunderballs

Waaaa? shut yer yap!

Stop earwiggin

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace

Scunderballs

Waaaa? shut yer yap!

Stop earwiggin

Aye! - some neb an him!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace

Scunderballs

Waaaa? shut yer yap!

Stop earwiggin

Aye! - some neb an him!"

Mind yer beeswax

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup "

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

It's at times like these I feel like apologising to the OP

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ats us nai

The above is not a typo but how some in Belfast say that's us now.

ya alright luv

I'm feeling parful so I am

Sure the craics 90

Wise the bap luv

Wind your neck in sir

Stall the ball

How’s about a wee cup of tae

Aye dead on and then how about a poke from the ice cream man?

Aye keep ‘er lit lad

Spin the wheels Jonty

Not heard that one must be posh

Houl yer whisht

Every days a school day

Boys a dear yer a buck eejit

Catch yourself on

I fear this could be endless

Jaysus yer some yoke

Aye she could it’s wee buns

Wheres yer man at?

Are you steamin

Get yer kex aff

You jammie sod

Quare big list like!

Go on wet some tea there lad

Aye - just faffin about here

Sounds like minus craic

Fair wick...

Would yous all give my head peace

Scunderballs

Waaaa? shut yer yap!

Stop earwiggin

Aye! - some neb an him!

Mind yer beeswax"

Away and bate yerself

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

Lies

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"It's at times like these I feel like apologising to the OP "

Awk you’re full of shite

Sorry OP

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

Lies

I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

There's a village somewhere that's lost it's idiot- It aint fuckin' rocket science-you snooze you loose-crack on-everyday is a school day

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"It's at times like these I feel like apologising to the OP

Awk you’re full of shite

Sorry OP

Positively overflowing with it

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

Lies

True story - the Lagan is unique! I mean... it is pretty special for a river to be so dirty that it looks like it's flowing upside down right?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

Lies

I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river"

Yeah great craic when it floods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Come the fuck on Bridget”

“Mother fluffer” ( for context I work with dogs! )

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

Lies

I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river

Yeah great craic when it floods

You telling me the Bann never bursts its banks?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ye must think I came up the Lagan in a bubble

See even Mr T knows what it really is

You're right he does

I’m learning

Good man and I see you even got it right with the Lagan

Cheeky pup

Hey now I can't help it if he knows the Lagan is superior to the Bann

Lies

I'd reckon the capital would be built around the superior river

Yeah great craic when it floods

You telling me the Bann never bursts its banks? "

Course it does but it’s less damaging in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had a coffee and a bun

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun

Jebus

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun

Jebus

Wee buns...

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