FabSwingers.com forum: Not old enough for this ride

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anybody remember getting turned away from a theme park ride for being too young, or too small etc? I do. I remember rushing up to Nemesis at Alton Towers as a kid only to see that sign at the entrance of the ride with the little arm saying you must be taller than this to enjoy the ride. I was disappointed but at least I didn't have to waste 2 hours in the queue to find out I couldn't go on.

This got me thinking about Fab and the recent posts about men blaming others for their lack of success. I think some men believe that they can actually get on the ride when, actually, they can't. They need a sign to tell them that their stomach won't be doing somersaults today and that they have to come back later when they meet the requirements.

Before anyone says it, I know I'm too fat, too ugly and too boring to ride Fab. I'm just here to watch the bags whilst everyone else has fun.

*Disclaimer: This is a silly post and it not the intention of the OP to cause offence. Please don't leave your feelings where they can get hurt as the OP has a fat arse combined with old age and needs regular breaks.