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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Want a drink? Bar is open! It's been one of those weekends so going to have a small tipple

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

chilli vodka jelly please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a seriously large tipple have had a

day at work...(Sheila)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chilli vodka jelly please x"

Sorry I seem to be all out of those at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a large black Russian please

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

what kind of hostess are you? bet there aren't any crisps either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On red wine at the mo, still have quite a bit left in the glass, so I am fine, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ill have a large one of anything sweet and bubbly thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the wagon. Had far too much yesterday. Even though it was my birthday

I'll have a tea please, white with two sugars!x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fat lots of ice please

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"On red wine at the mo, still have quite a bit left in the glass, so I am fine, thanks.

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down it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shot of sambuca for me. Sambuca makes me loose my inhibitions xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

diet lemonade ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what kind of hostess are you? bet there aren't any crisps either!"

I have crisps! I have nibbles! I have dips! But someone got to the jelly vodkas and didn't leave any for anyone!!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

which greedy pig was that then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee 2 sugars please

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"coffee 2 sugars please

dont spoil that trim bottom with all that sugar xx

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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago

southampton

A large G and T, ice and lemon thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coffee 2 sugars please

dont spoil that trim bottom with all that sugar xx"

Don't worry it's always been like that, 2 sugars have never changed it

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

hic im here did someone mention chilli vodka shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"which greedy pig was that then!"

Hhmmm I wonder??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Pimms please xx

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"coffee 2 sugars please

dont spoil that trim bottom with all that sugar xx

Don't worry it's always been like that, 2 sugars have never changed it

phew i can sleep easy tonight in that knowledge!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Yorkshire tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of 6X for me, and a voddie and diet (or dry white wine) for Perky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea please"

kettles on

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has the bar closed already?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"Large Pimms please xx"

ooh, keep me away from Pimms - I'll always have a scar on my nose from when I fell asleep with my head down the loo and woke myself up snoring, thus banging my nose on the toilet seat, from too much pimms!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I'll have a bacardi and ginger though - discovered in the premixed drinks in asda - went down rather well!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"I'll have a bacardi and ginger though - discovered in the premixed drinks in asda - went down rather well!"

although saying that - I drank too much bacardi once and was feeling a little icky on the train home and was sick in the shoe box I had from a new pair of shoes - wouldn't like to have been the cleaner on that train when he opened the box! - I'm beginning to see a trend here - I'd better have a soft drink - lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has the bar closed already?"

hope not still waiting for my coffee

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

anybody pissed yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry I was just perving! No no I meant browsing in cleavage canyon!!

Right who is having what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large brandy and ginger please no ice

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

lacey's on her way she's just setting off in her wheelie bin!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yorkshire tea please

kettles on

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I have to have my special mug...dont forget

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large brandy and ginger please no ice

It's on me!!! Start licking it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already at the pub - but since the bars busy and I'm on a comfy stool - ill have a Guinness please!

Oh and chuck in a jaegerbomb if you like - I'm feeling frisky!!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Already at the pub - but since the bars busy and I'm on a comfy stool - ill have a Guinness please!

Oh and chuck in a jaegerbomb if you like - I'm feeling frisky!!

Thats it im setting off too if its starting to get frisky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I feel frisky too!!

Now where is my pole??

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

you lost it rtemember!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'll have a jaegerbomb and a sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you lost it rtemember!"

No you pinched it........ Remember???

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Can I feel frisky too!!

Now where is my pole?? "
as i recall you took it home with you!!

sorry im late couldnt get a wheelie bin for love nor money

can i have a cocktail please i feel a little that way tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a jaegerbomb and a sex on the beach please

Come down here, we live opposite the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like a cocktail of pussyjuice...obviously some alcohol to mix it with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perky's on her way back from seeing Olly Murs (on stage, you pervs!!!) and says can we have another round of Vodka Jellies - strawberry please......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch and diet please, no ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large brandy and ginger please no ice

It's on me!!! Start licking it off

Now your talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already at the pub - but since the bars busy and I'm on a comfy stool - ill have a Guinness please!

Oh and chuck in a jaegerbomb if you like - I'm feeling frisky!!

Thought you would be off the booze after the last hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

asbach brandy and lemonade for me plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"asbach brandy and lemonade for me plz"

That's my fav brandy havnt had any since Germany though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like one of them screw up against the wall thingies.

And a Smirnoff Ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery nipple, a slow comfortable screw and a blow job please!

All cocktails - honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippery nipple, a slow comfortable screw and a blow job please!

All cocktails - honest!

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippery nipple, a slow comfortable screw and a blow job please!

All cocktails - honest!

*checks drinks cabinet*

I can do the sloe comfortable screw.

I can also provide a nipple (two actually) but you'd have to make it slippery yourself. And all I'm short of for the blow job is the whipped cream...

I'm now sending myself to the naughty step for being rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippery nipple, a slow comfortable screw and a blow job please!

All cocktails - honest!

Sex on the beach please

Ooh no thanks. Sand in one's bits is most uncomfortable.

Is there a Sex in a Hotel? A Sex on High Thread Count Sheets? A Sex in a Lovely Comfy Bed with a Really Hot Man (or Two)?

If not, someone should invent them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would settle for sex anywhere! Even in a cleavage canyon!!

Oh right you were talking about cock tails right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single malt please

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