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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

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Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I did keep putting them back into the cupboard before I finally just gave in

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I did keep putting them back into the cupboard before I finally just gave in

That's exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Injoy you only live ones so make the most off it

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

I know, it's not fair. All the fun stuff is gonna kill you and the stuff that's good for you tastes like shit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I call such foodstuffs, ‘Moorish’.

You simply can’t eat just one and with this philosophy in mind, in the blink of an eye the whole packet is vanquished.

Jam tarts…..now they’re bloody moorish as another example

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By *rixieMeWoman
over a year ago

Farfarfar away

Malteasers, I open them and can’t stop. I also can’t eat them one by one. I try and put as many in my mouth at once and just let them melt!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nope... that's just naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's well known that Pringles are laced with class A dr*gs.

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Packs of 100 keep falling into my amazon basket. Its a struggle but I make it through

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It's well known that Pringles are laced with class A dr*gs.

Adds them to my shopping list

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Two words.... evaporated milk

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Malteasers, I open them and can’t stop. I also can’t eat them one by one. I try and put as many in my mouth at once and just let them melt!"

I may start with just 1 Maltese then it's a case of....how many can I fit in at once

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

Mmmmmm Jaffa Cakes

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!

Or might be calories!!

Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.

Jo.Xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I did keep putting them back into the cupboard before I finally just gave in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!

Or might be calories!!

Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.

Jo.Xx "

I saw those jaffanuts as in your photo this morning

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!

Or might be calories!!

Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.

Jo.Xx "

Yeyyy...guilt free jaffa....sure I've got another packet in the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ate whole back of walkers thai chilli crisps once don't what happen my brain side no but my hand kept doing it

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!

Or might be calories!!

Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.

Jo.Xx

I saw those jaffanuts as in your photo this morning "

Ahh the jaffa Jonuts!

They are something else DC. So moist with orange running through the middle.

Jo.Xx

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I thought I was doing well buying a 6 pk of skips as I would eat one of the large packs in one go, but I failed miserably as all 6 have disappeared now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ate whole back of walkers thai chilli crisps once don't what happen my brain side no but my hand kept doing it

The BEST!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I was doing well buying a 6 pk of skips as I would eat one of the large packs in one go, but I failed miserably as all 6 have disappeared now

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they still make them yucky things

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!

Or might be calories!!

Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.

Jo.Xx

I saw those jaffanuts as in your photo this morning

Ahh the jaffa Jonuts!

They are something else DC. So moist with orange running through the middle.

Jo.Xx "

I scrolled through your pictures to find it...but I found myself mightily distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anabelle can help each other work off or over snacking with hot sweaty work out

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are dangerous and should come with a warning.

Im one of those oddballs who eats all around the edge, pick the chocolate off with my tongue, peal the jelly from the sponge and eat that saving the jelly for last.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!"

So you're the one.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!"

Great..I wouldn't have to share

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cherry bakewells….that’s another example.

Eat one…..Another won’t hurt….

…Eat the whole pack

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Anabelle can help each other work off or over snacking with hot sweaty work out

I'd be stick thin if you had your way

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

Perfect with a glass of milk

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

Gutted I can't message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

I'm a glutton myself, doesn't matter what it is I'll go til it's gone or I'm over satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

Perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anabelle can help each other work off or over snacking with hot sweaty work out

I'd be stick thin if you had your way

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no because you get your fill of something

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!

Great..I wouldn't have to share

Spot on! I have a friend who I share chocolates with because she loves all the ones I hate, and vice versa. It's perfect

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask.

Well...I didn't really need to ask, I juat like to hear you say it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask.

Well...I didn't really need to ask, I juat like to hear you say it

Then you should read my PM.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

Gutted I can't message you

We may have to change that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

Nothing wrong with that, they’ve mostly air so eating all 10 is only really like eating 5!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!

Great..I wouldn't have to share

Spot on! I have a friend who I share chocolates with because she loves all the ones I hate, and vice versa. It's perfect

Sounds like an ideal friendship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.

“Share”……..

Lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

You could even feed me! And the jaffa cakes

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

Nothing wrong with that, they’ve mostly air so eating all 10 is only really like eating 5!

Yeah..I like your thinking

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.

“Share”……..

Lol

You can't even spare 1

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sainsbury triple choc cookies in a bag...you have to be very special if I let you share mine

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

A finger up the rear during oral

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.

HMMM And what would that be?

Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask.

Well...I didn't really need to ask, I juat like to hear you say it

Then you should read my PM.

Ooo Chunky...I'm blushing, I tell you

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

kettle chips... the salt and vinegar ones... can't stop till they are all gone... oops!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sainsbury triple choc cookies in a bag...you have to be very special if I let you share mine

You wou8be able to say no to my pleading

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Jaffa cakes are dangerous and should come with a warning.

Im one of those oddballs who eats all around the edge, pick the chocolate off with my tongue, peal the jelly from the sponge and eat that saving the jelly for last. "

That's an interesting way to eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.

“Share”……..

Lol

You can't even spare 1

Quid pro quo, Clarice……

This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Jaffa cakes are dangerous and should come with a warning.

Im one of those oddballs who eats all around the edge, pick the chocolate off with my tongue, peal the jelly from the sponge and eat that saving the jelly for last. "

I'm not the only one

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By *an25Man
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Mmm be nice to position a whole pack of down your body I'd start at the top and eat them till I get down to your own juicy centre

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I once got a maths problem - if you have 6 jaffa cakes and Johnny takes. 2 - how many has Johnny got? I said none and a broken nose no one steals my jaffa cakes!!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.

“Share”……..

Lol

You can't even spare 1

Quid pro quo, Clarice……

This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….?

I was gonna say a jaffa cake but I've eaten them all

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I take 2 - put them chocolate face to chocolate face and eat them as a tiny sandwich.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

I'm a glutton myself, doesn't matter what it is I'll go til it's gone or I'm over satisfied

I never stop until I'm satisfied, either

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A finger up the rear during oral"

I read that as ear. Ah, now it makes perfect sense

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I did keep putting them back into the cupboard before I finally just gave in

That's exercise.

Yeah...I can work with that

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Injoy you only live ones so make the most off it "

So true Nat ..I did so enjoy

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"A finger up the rear during oral

I read that as ear. Ah, now it makes perfect sense

that's aural sex

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I know, it's not fair. All the fun stuff is gonna kill you and the stuff that's good for you tastes like shit"

I know..what's that all about

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I call such foodstuffs, ‘Moorish’.

You simply can’t eat just one and with this philosophy in mind, in the blink of an eye the whole packet is vanquished.

Jam tarts…..now they’re bloody moorish as another example

I haven't had 1 of these in years

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nope... that's just naughty

I feel I do deserve a smacked arse for it

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

So you havent eaten that second packet in the cupboard then.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Don’t forget, part of your five a day, all that orange…

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hobnobs...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

You could even feed me! And the jaffa cakes

I know from where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.

“Share”……..

Lol

You can't even spare 1

Quid pro quo, Clarice……

This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….?

I was gonna say a jaffa cake but I've eaten them all

Daaaamn, a Jaffa Cake would have got you an All Areas Pass

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.

“Share”……..

Lol

You can't even spare 1

Quid pro quo, Clarice……

This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….?

I was gonna say a jaffa cake but I've eaten them all

Daaaamn, a Jaffa Cake would have got you an All Areas Pass

Runs to the shop..to stock up!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

You could even feed me! And the jaffa cakes

I know from where to start

Great because..I am very hungry

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Salt and vinegar mini chip-sticks. Chedders.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So you havent eaten that second packet in the cupboard then.

I'm saving them for bartering

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

Oohh yes! X

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A finger up the rear during oral

I read that as ear. Ah, now it makes perfect sense

that's aural sex"

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Someone mention biscuits???

And no. Jaffa cakes are not for me. But I’m all in on people having a little indulgence in their lives ??

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Malteasers, I open them and can’t stop. I also can’t eat them one by one. I try and put as many in my mouth at once and just let them melt!"

Have you ever played the ...how many can you fit in your mouth game

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Packs of 100 keep falling into my amazon basket. Its a struggle but I make it through "

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over a year ago

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

Don't bother with the Jaffa doughnuts, such a let down.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

You could even feed me! And the jaffa cakes

I know from where to start

Great because..I am very hungry

The art of feeding is a art of pleasure

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

You could even feed me! And the jaffa cakes

I know from where to start

Great because..I am very hungry

The art of feeding is a art of pleasure

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Watching someone eating jaffa cakes

You can watch me

I would be delighted

You could even feed me! And the jaffa cakes

I know from where to start

Great because..I am very hungry

The art of feeding is a art of pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now....I don't indulge myself often

But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.

The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.

What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?

Eating a whole box of those new crunchy nut bites… it’s like you’re eating kinder bueno cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like my Willy up your bum?

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Indeed they are too moorish quite do the same with biscuits also a pack of salami too start off with a few slices then eat the whole pack in one sitting

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