FabSwingers.com forum: Vaginas…

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, boobs always get much mention and adoration on these threads but there never seems nearly enough praise for the wondrous magic of the vag-gee-gee.

Let’s put this right people!

Praise the vagina here

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Love a smooth pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy Birthday to your vagine!

Did you get it a cake?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy birthday Rachel's vagine.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy birthday to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy Birthday to your vagine!

Did you get it a cake? "

I thought I could get her a nicely shaped candle

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm rather attached to mine, I must say

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…"

Vaginas don't have hair

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All Hail the Vag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love mine, others, not so much!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Love a smooth pussy "

Just how I like it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I like mine especially when she purrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…

Vaginas don't have hair"

Shall we draw him a map?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Well, I guess, like dicks, you get nice ones and not so nice ones. We're all different so will like different ones........ although I haven't come across one I didn't like....... yet

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy Vaginniversary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I guess, like dicks, you get nice ones and not so nice ones. We're all different so will like different ones........ although I haven't come across one I didn't like....... yet

If you had, it’s unlikely you’d have cum across it!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Vaginas

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

That must be by choice.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Praise the vagina here

Could we be more all embracing and praise the vulva ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lady love your countryside

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Everyone loves a magical pocket

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Isn't the correct word vulva?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't the correct word vulva?

Dont confuse them!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Isn't the correct word vulva?

Dont confuse them!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I love my quim, it brings me pleasure aplenty. I wouldn't change it for anything. Maybe Bilquis' actually.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Isn't the correct word vulva?

Dont confuse them!

Safest way to travel apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy vagina birthday

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Isn't the correct word vulva?

For the vulva it is .......

For the vagina it's not

For the mons pubis it is not

For the clitoris it's not

For the labia it's not.

For the outer labia it's not

For the mons pubis ( where the pubes are ) it's not.....

Anyway ...... we are praising Vag!

All hail the vag ......

I like clit the best but ..... they both need a bit of adoration.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it.

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You should have just let him mansplain your body bits...... it's fun.

As long as they know where to lick and where to stick I'm not too concerned if they don't know the place names......

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

All hail the mighty vaginas! The big, the small, the hairy and smooth, the innies and outer, the natural and the beautifully created! All are wonderful and delicious in their own way!

Praise be indeed, those delightful valleys of vavavoom vaginess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I have a "Designer Vagina"! I just like the syntax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy birthday to your vag x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like referring to mine as the fanny for all-encompassing simplicity

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like referring to mine as the fanny for all-encompassing simplicity "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it.

You should have just let him mansplain your body bits...... it's fun.

As long as they know where to lick and where to stick I'm not too concerned if they don't know the place names...... "

I have to be frank Granny until five minutes ago I had no idea I had urinary meatus. I'm not flirting I genuinely do have one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like referring to mine as the fanny for all-encompassing simplicity

I mean ....... Men just say , Isn't my cock divine ?'

They don't go shaft

They don't go bellend

They don't go scrotum

They don't go bollocks

They don't go japseye

They go .......... COCK ....... here's my COCK ....... COCK...

And we don't say we like a bellend with hair on it ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it.

You should have just let him mansplain your body bits...... it's fun.

As long as they know where to lick and where to stick I'm not too concerned if they don't know the place names......

I have to be frank Granny until five minutes ago I had no idea I had urinary meatus. I'm not flirting I genuinely do have one

meatus ???

Hang on ....... dictionary corner needed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ........ me pee hole.

external urethral orifice

It's the word 'vestibule' that cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Isn't the correct word vulva?

For the vulva it is .......

For the vagina it's not

For the mons pubis it is not

For the clitoris it's not

For the labia it's not.

For the outer labia it's not

For the mons pubis ( where the pubes are ) it's not.....

Anyway ...... we are praising Vag!

All hail the vag ......

I like clit the best but ..... they both need a bit of adoration. "

Where are you supposed to stick your vagazzle?

Surely it's a mons pubis azzle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When I first heard of a vajazzles I honestly thought women were shoving glitter up their foofs like confetti bombs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I first heard of a vajazzles I honestly thought women were shoving glitter up their foofs like confetti bombs.....

Does anyone still vagazzle?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…"

You can rest your chin in my musky mons if you like

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…

You can rest your chin in my musky mons if you like

There's an offer you don't see on here every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Well done you

Will you ever try penis inside it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…

You can rest your chin in my musky mons if you like

Wow ..a musky Mons with a hint of quim

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a big fan of mine, she gives me all sorts of pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

One year without being touched by a penis! Wow, that surprises me, I thought a gal from Somerset would love pork in

Cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send vagisisisis please ladies

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen

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I heard that program

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen

oooooooooo Thank you. I missed that one.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen

You said “widespread”. Giggity

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Loads of fannies on here lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen

You said “widespread”. Giggity "

Arf Arf ........ and 'inside'

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen

You said “widespread”. Giggity

Arf Arf ........ and 'inside' "

Can I put my ear to your fanny granny? It’s “worth a listen”. Will i hear the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look alright to me until all the bits are fully pulled out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Well done you

Will you ever try penis inside it?

Absolutely I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

That must be by choice."

I’ve been in and out of hospital over the last year having several surgeries. They all take time to recover from and there has been a bug going round too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a nice smooth pussy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I love vaginas.

Women seem a lot more self-conscious about their vaginas compared to their boobs.

And some dick always makes some crap joke about kebabs or axe wounds or something and ruins it for a guy who loves a large labia like me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"They look alright to me until all the bits are fully pulled out "

Sorry but what bits pull out? Last time I looked it’s not a sofa bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today

Happy birthday to your foof

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas they are lovely

Vaginas they are swell

Except for those vaginas

That have a fishy smell

Vaginas can be tiny

Vaginas can be plump

I love to lick vaginas

But not a cum dump

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Vaginas they are lovely

Vaginas they are swell

Except for those vaginas

That have a fishy smell

Vaginas can be tiny

Vaginas can be plump

I love to lick vaginas

But not a cum dump

Pam Ayers is that you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"They look alright to me until all the bits are fully pulled out

Sorry but what bits pull out? Last time I looked it’s not a sofa bed

that really made me laugh

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Vaginas they are lovely

Vaginas they are swell

Except for those vaginas

That have a fishy smell

Vaginas can be tiny

Vaginas can be plump

I love to lick vaginas

But not a cum dump

Pam Ayers is that you

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