FabSwingers.com forum: Make us smile pick up lines

By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Ok the clubs are open, pubs in full swing.

Give out your best cheezy chatup lines or kink related puns

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

They call me the football team because I last ninety minutes in eleven different positions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red violets are fine. You be the six, I'll be the nine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

No?

Mind lying down while I have one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

No?

Mind lying down while I have one then

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Roses are red violets are fine. You be the six, I'll be the nine"

Haha might use that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like your eggs fried, scrambled, or... Fertilised?

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

Haha brillaint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/09/21 21:21:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to call you my little pinky, because at some point I’m going to bang you on my coffee table

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"They call me the football team because I last ninety minutes in eleven different positions "

... is that actually true though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are funky. I'm thinking of you while spanking my monkey.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Motion someone over with your finger on arrival state I’ve made you come with one finger imagine what the rest of me could do ( nicked from FHM)

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Ask . Single, engaged , living with someone, married. If no to all. Say you have pulled get your coat.

I have not done. Do know someone who did at pubs , clubs etc. Yes some kick on shins, face slap and told to F off. But he did get some results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you feel about much older women?!

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

You look like a cathedral. Stunning but even more impressive when inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably better to do pre-Covid times, but go up to someone, lick your thumb and wipe on their top, lick your thumb and wipe on your own top and say:

Why don't we get out of these wet clothes?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.

Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?

I’d put a full load inside you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck……

She looks at you horrified

Don’t worry its okay, if you don’t like pizza we can order a Chinese

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By *teManc1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"How do you feel about much older women?!

Always like the feel of an older woman

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.

Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?

I’d put a full load inside you both "

Love it

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By *wesomeprofilenameMan
over a year ago

Cornwall

That's a nice dress but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Do you cum often? No you would if I was with you

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

It’s late there closing your not going to get anyone better let’s go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I dropped something better bend down and pick it up

Ooo wait it was my knickers that dropped

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Would you be my princess Leia?

I can't keep my hans off you

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Hiya, can I ask, where’s your boyfriend?

I don’t have one!

(Arm round, kiss on the cheek) you do now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance ?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh wow - here you are!... now what the hell am I gonna do with the other two wishes?...

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I know I'm starting to mature in age, and may not be as good I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was. So it doesn't take me all night to do what I used to do all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They call me the football team because I last ninety minutes in eleven different positions "

That’s hot

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Got any condoms?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"They call me the football team because I last ninety minutes in eleven different positions

... is that actually true though

Only one way to be sure

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

You're so hot, you're making my ice cubes melt.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

[Removed by poster at 03/09/21 08:26:50]

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

You must be a lie because I can't believe my eyes

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"How do you feel about much older women?!

I love em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.

Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?

I’d put a full load inside you both "

Did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name number 3 and where do you come from !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know your eyes are like spanners..

Because everyone I look into them my nuts tighten.

Disclaimer... I've never used it but I once heard it being used and found it hilarious.

It also worked.

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me:can I smell your pussy?

Her:no

Me:must be your perfume then

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.

Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?

I’d put a full load inside you both

Did it work

Nope

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Your face reminds me of a spanner cuz everytime I look at your beautiful face my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I washed my cock would you suck it?

What, no? So you mean you suck dirty cocks then

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By *gentpCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you an essay?

Because I wanna slam you onto my desk and do you all night long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me if I am wrong, have we met before?

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

When first getting a women’s attention

Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

She says: no

You say Just enough to break the ice

Hey presto your chatting lol

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Excuse me... May I say you are a very attractive lady"...

Not too cheesy but it can have a pleasant result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.

Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?

I’d put a full load inside you both

Did it work

Nope

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I bet he wished he'd have tried a bit harder !

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By *lut and sir OP Couple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Oh wow - here you are!... now what the hell am I gonna do with the other two wishes?...

That might work on me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between jelly and jam?

I don't want to jelly my cock up your arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They call me the football team because I last ninety minutes in eleven different positions "

You're a keeper!

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

I’m jealous of your heart, it’s pumping away inside you and I’m not.

Fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a shag? No !!

Why not do you not like pizza

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

That dress looks gorgeous on you, but it will look even better on my floor

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"They call me the football team because I last ninety minutes in eleven different positions

You're a keeper!

I do try

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