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Park your car within the white lines in a carpark

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By *ic_khan2341 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Not touching one of the white lines, not taking up two spaces, but between the white lines.

Or else....

Vic

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Nothing makes me happier than parking right up against them so they can’t get in their door

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ah but sometimes others don’t so you can’t and when you come back they’re gone and it looks like you can’t park

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ah but sometimes others don’t so you can’t and when you come back they’re gone and it looks like you can’t park "

I often have that in work. I start at 9 but most in my building start earlier so sometimes I'm left with not so ideal space ans have to fit in at an angle that allows me and them use of the doors then when I leave at 5 the car park is very empty and I look like I shouldn't have a licence .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I parked in Morrisons today. First space, nearest the road with 3 empty spaces beside me and a lamppost in front of me. Came back from the shop and some old coffin dodger had parked so badly beside me that his back bumper was actually behind mine and his front bumper was well in his own space. Still 2 empty spaces along side him. I managed to get in but couldnt reverse without taking his rear bunoer with me and couldnt go forward because of the lamppost! He was so old that I just sat and ate my lunch and waited for him to leave rather than give him a heart attack

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I saw an article ages ago that told us we are all parking wrong, the passenger side is supposed to be against the white line so you as the driver have got plenty of room to get in and out, all the cars in the photos attached were parked like this, apparently we aren’t supposed to park in the middle of the lines, who knew eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw an article ages ago that told us we are all parking wrong, the passenger side is supposed to be against the white line so you as the driver have got plenty of room to get in and out, all the cars in the photos attached were parked like this, apparently we aren’t supposed to park in the middle of the lines, who knew eh? "

This is how I park but I didn't know it was a thing... Just convenient as means when my child swings her door open like she hates it it can't hit whoever I'm parked next to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm, no, fat chance Vic.

A fair few twats tend to park how and where they want with no regard for others, including parking in disabled spaces when they shouldnt and driving way too fast in car parks full of families and young children.

This selfishness is a trait that is expertly carried through in their general driving particularly lane discipline and overall attitude.

Rant over.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"I saw an article ages ago that told us we are all parking wrong, the passenger side is supposed to be against the white line so you as the driver have got plenty of room to get in and out, all the cars in the photos attached were parked like this, apparently we aren’t supposed to park in the middle of the lines, who knew eh?

This is how I park but I didn't know it was a thing... Just convenient as means when my child swings her door open like she hates it it can't hit whoever I'm parked next to lol"

The space to open the door would be the same if everyone parked centrally than if everyone parked to the left.

Sounds like a typical nonsensical article you must have read!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Not touching one of the white lines, not taking up two spaces, but between the white lines.

Or else....

Vic"

Or else what?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I saw an article ages ago that told us we are all parking wrong, the passenger side is supposed to be against the white line so you as the driver have got plenty of room to get in and out, all the cars in the photos attached were parked like this, apparently we aren’t supposed to park in the middle of the lines, who knew eh? "

I saw that. It was just how they did things at a particular car dealership to ensure all the cars were equally spaced.

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By *astesLikeMagicWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Nothing makes me happier than parking right up against them so they can’t get in their door "

This is me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm, no, fat chance Vic.

A fair few twats tend to park how and where they want with no regard for others, including parking in disabled spaces when they shouldnt and driving way too fast in car parks full of families and young children.

This selfishness is a trait that is expertly carried through in their general driving particularly lane discipline and overall attitude.

Rant over. "

Excellent rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not touching one of the white lines, not taking up two spaces, but between the white lines.

Or else....

Vic"

The space I parked in today had yellow lines instead of white. Just saying.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I need to take my driving licence again

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By *ic_khan2341 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not touching one of the white lines, not taking up two spaces, but between the white lines.

Or else....

Vic

Or else what? "

Or else you may have some of the people on this thread to deal with. And you really don't want that!

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By *ic_khan2341 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Erm, no, fat chance Vic.

A fair few twats tend to park how and where they want with no regard for others, including parking in disabled spaces when they shouldnt and driving way too fast in car parks full of families and young children.

This selfishness is a trait that is expertly carried through in their general driving particularly lane discipline and overall attitude.

Rant over. "

Top quality rant. Well ranted Sir.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Erm, no, fat chance Vic.

A fair few twats tend to park how and where they want with no regard for others, including parking in disabled spaces when they shouldnt and driving way too fast in car parks full of families and young children.

This selfishness is a trait that is expertly carried through in their general driving particularly lane discipline and overall attitude.

Rant over.

Top quality rant. Well ranted Sir.

"
a friend print sheets of lovely bright red stickers with "stop parking like a cunt " accross them good fun leaving them on lazy idiots badly parked cars

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I saw an article ages ago that told us we are all parking wrong, the passenger side is supposed to be against the white line so you as the driver have got plenty of room to get in and out, all the cars in the photos attached were parked like this, apparently we aren’t supposed to park in the middle of the lines, who knew eh? "
i saw a video of this exact thing this week

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By *ic_khan2341 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I saw an article ages ago that told us we are all parking wrong, the passenger side is supposed to be against the white line so you as the driver have got plenty of room to get in and out, all the cars in the photos attached were parked like this, apparently we aren’t supposed to park in the middle of the lines, who knew eh? "

You see what we learn from Fab.

Amazing stuff.

Vic

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Erm, no, fat chance Vic.

A fair few twats tend to park how and where they want with no regard for others, including parking in disabled spaces when they shouldnt and driving way too fast in car parks full of families and young children.

This selfishness is a trait that is expertly carried through in their general driving particularly lane discipline and overall attitude.

Rant over.

Top quality rant. Well ranted Sir.

a friend print sheets of lovely bright red stickers with "stop parking like a cunt " accross them good fun leaving them on lazy idiots badly parked cars "

Can’t see that ending well for your “friend”, should they choose the wrong vehicle.

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