Sex noises you don't want to hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is a lovely young couple next door who have a fairly active sex life, sometimes audible but she how got a new habit. When he is obviously going at it (no idea if she is enjoying it) then there is a point where she screams in a childish voice 'are we nearly there yet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play a train horn sound

Omg i imagine she'd be mortified if she realised

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Are you sure they haven't got "Shrek" in the background playing away?

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I'm always super wary about how much noise I make during sex but I'd be mortified if anyone said that. Is she bored?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

definitely not Shrek in the background, I can tell by the accent. No idea if she is bored but he doesn't strike as anyone with finesse in the bedroom lol

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby

Shout back ‘no not yet’

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over a year ago

"There is a lovely young couple next door who have a fairly active sex life, sometimes audible but she how got a new habit. When he is obviously going at it (no idea if she is enjoying it) then there is a point where she screams in a childish voice 'are we nearly there yet'

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