FabSwingers.com forum: Happy f****ing birthday Tuberose

By *uriouscouple83 OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Many Happy returns to the one and only Tuberose. She was expecting a sweary birthday message but I thought I would cobble this together instead. I do believe she requested one a while back.

Rose, you may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:

Henri Nestlé (1814) German-Swiss industrialist and chocolate genius.

William Harnett (1848) Irish-American painter.

William Willett (1856) British inventor of Daylight Saving Time.

Herbert Hoover (1874) 31st US President, didn’t like a drink on his birthday.

Irene Steer (1889) 4 X 100m relay swimmers (Olympic gold 1912).

Leo Fender (1909) guitar design hero.

Jimmy Dean (1928) Was he ever on the cover of a magazine?

Baroness Butler-Sloss (1933) Got to love a strong lady.

Antonio Banderas, (1960) everyone’s favourite swashbuckling pussy cat.

Lawrence Dallaglio (1972), a right flanker.

Kylie Jenner (1997) never heard of her.

And rather apt Rose, the number one single on the day you were born was The Winner Takes It All by ABBA

There you go, happy fucking birthday

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Snap!

Happy birthday

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By *uriouscouple83 OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Snap!

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

Honestly. I'm forever indebted.

My best swearing pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday have a good one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?

Can I have a piece, please?!

Happy nocturnal birthday (again)!

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By *uriouscouple83 OP Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?

Yes, on cam in the directing room I believe. In a leopard print thong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?

Yes, on cam in the directing room I believe. In a leopard print thong. "

I was hoping for a very slippery skint towel. Its good it's a directing room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?

Can I have a piece, please?!

Happy nocturnal birthday (again)!"

Of Banderas? I will need all the help I can get I think

Thanks all. I won't clog with individual thanks. But I'll message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnHprUGKF0

Jimmy Dean. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Tuberose x

Roses are Red

Blueberries aren't blue

This thread is sweary !

Happy Birthday, F**k You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday x hope it’s a day off from work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday Tuberose x

Roses are Red

Blueberries aren't blue

This thread is sweary !

Happy Birthday, F**k You

I'm not bumping 3 threads whole day but thanks so much

) x

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

NBVN x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Happy birthday fellow Leo! Have a fabulous day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday, have a wonderful day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many Happy returns to the one and only Tuberose. She was expecting a sweary birthday message but I thought I would cobble this together instead. I do believe she requested one a while back.

Rose, you may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:

Henri Nestlé (1814) German-Swiss industrialist and chocolate genius.

William Harnett (1848) Irish-American painter.

William Willett (1856) British inventor of Daylight Saving Time.

Herbert Hoover (1874) 31st US President, didn’t like a drink on his birthday.

Irene Steer (1889) 4 X 100m relay swimmers (Olympic gold 1912).

Leo Fender (1909) guitar design hero.

Jimmy Dean (1928) Was he ever on the cover of a magazine?

Baroness Butler-Sloss (1933) Got to love a strong lady.

Antonio Banderas, (1960) everyone’s favourite swashbuckling pussy cat.

Lawrence Dallaglio (1972), a right flanker.

Kylie Jenner (1997) never heard of her.

And rather apt Rose, the number one single on the day you were born was The Winner Takes It All by ABBA

There you go, happy fucking birthday

U had me in stitches with Kylie Jenner comment

ANYWAY. Tuberose!!! Happy birthday my lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many Happy returns to the one and only Tuberose. She was expecting a sweary birthday message but I thought I would cobble this together instead. I do believe she requested one a while back.

Rose, you may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:

Henri Nestlé (1814) German-Swiss industrialist and chocolate genius.

William Harnett (1848) Irish-American painter.

William Willett (1856) British inventor of Daylight Saving Time.

Herbert Hoover (1874) 31st US President, didn’t like a drink on his birthday.

Irene Steer (1889) 4 X 100m relay swimmers (Olympic gold 1912).

Leo Fender (1909) guitar design hero.

Jimmy Dean (1928) Was he ever on the cover of a magazine?

Baroness Butler-Sloss (1933) Got to love a strong lady.

Antonio Banderas, (1960) everyone’s favourite swashbuckling pussy cat.

Lawrence Dallaglio (1972), a right flanker.

Kylie Jenner (1997) never heard of her.

And rather apt Rose, the number one single on the day you were born was The Winner Takes It All by ABBA

There you go, happy fucking birthday

U had me in stitches with Kylie Jenner comment

ANYWAY. Tuberose!!! Happy birthday my lovely xxx

Same

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I love this!

I hope you're having the best day beautiful!

Jo.Xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love this!

I hope you're having the best day beautiful!

Jo.Xx "

I did. Lots of laughter and peaceful mind

Thanks again x

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