FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever d*unk your clam juice through a bendy straw?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The 11:30pm mind wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty."

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim."

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink."

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim."

Its Tuesday, not Thursday Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have a straw that can reach from my foof to my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Its Tuesday, not Thursday Jim.

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw."

I think you've had too much to drink already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw."

Do you come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?"

Every Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday."

See you next Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday."

I've not had a drink yet!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Never had clam juice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had clam juice!"

I'm still waiting for my drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!"

What is Jim like after a drink?...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!"
.are you sure...o mean you're having a convo with yourself! Hmmm

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Never had clam juice!

I'm still waiting for my drink."

I have a special juice in mind for you!

You won't require a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!"

Is yours bendy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?"

No, it just leans to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had clam juice!

I'm still waiting for my drink.

I have a special juice in mind for you!

You won't require a straw."

Ayyyyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left."

Why's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had clam juice!"

You can buy it at Shell garages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?"

Just does, always has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had clam juice!

I'm still waiting for my drink.

I have a special juice in mind for you!

You won't require a straw."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Never had clam juice!

You can buy it at Shell garages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has."

You've gone quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has.

You've gone quiet."

I'm clamming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has.

You've gone quiet.

I'm clamming up."

Enjoy your drink.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has.

You've gone quiet."

To much clam juice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/08/21 03:53:51]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has.

You've gone quiet.

I'm clamming up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Drink removed by Jim at 10/08/21 03:53:51]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has.

You've gone quiet.

I'm clamming up.

It's a vagina monologue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thirsty.

Hey, Thirsty. I'm Jim.

Hey, Jim. I could do with a drink.

I know what you mean. I could do with a straw.

Do you come here often?

Every Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

I've not had a drink yet!

Is yours bendy?

No, it just leans to the left.

Why's that?

Just does, always has.

You've gone quiet.

I'm clamming up.

It's a vagina monologue."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(clam)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What just happened

why did i read this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What just happened

why did i read this

Because Jim.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

It’s life Jim but not as we know it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine comes with a pre-installed straw, for any who is interested. But in the efforts to reduce environmental impact, it's a cardboard straw. I took the little mouse out first and set it freeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's environmentally friendly. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s life Jim but not as we know it "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=12GFyWCpPtM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got steel straws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got steel straws."

Oh. I like a cold straw in the pussy hole. But I hope you've got the jumbo supersize steel straws as they work best if you fancy having a Lemon cocktail.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Only if she washed it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got steel straws.

Oh. I like a cold straw in the pussy hole. But I hope you've got the jumbo supersize steel straws as they work best if you fancy having a Lemon cocktail."

I'll put them fridge, baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got steel straws.

Oh. I like a cold straw in the pussy hole. But I hope you've got the jumbo supersize steel straws as they work best if you fancy having a Lemon cocktail.

I'll put them fridge, baby."

Oh lala! Don't forget to rate my clam juice out of 10 afterwards. And I'll rate your sucking skills.

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