FabSwingers.com forum: The greatest invention.. Ever...

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What was it? The telephone, electricity, flight, the wheel, the rabbit, the vcr, language, printing, formal education, the Brazilian,...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bra

Oh I dunno that one divides me. I love the lift but they’re a pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The internet, though 20 years earlier would of been good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free the nip!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bra

Oh I dunno that one divides me. I love the lift but they’re a pain. "

If it divides you then you're wearing it wrong.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bra

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That guy needs arresting

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Superglue.

Broken your favourite drinking mug? No problem!

Your arm is hanging off after that regrettable chainsaw accident and is now dangling by an exposed tendon?

No problem!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

DNA

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The pen.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire. Cooked food gives more calories than raw thus reducing the amount of time needed to find food. This in turn allowed humans to use their new free time to invent everything else.

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By *oncupiscent_dreamMan
over a year ago

City

Covid vaccine. It used to take 30 years to make a vaccine on average, still haven't vaccines for some virus we know about for 90 years.

But covid was made in 2 hours from a genome downloaded from a Chinese website. That's amazing.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Contraception even if people struggle to understand even now how to use them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bra

I’d be happy if they weren’t invented

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The bra

That guy needs arresting

Ohh it is was a man then

think he would of made it easier for you to take off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bra

Oh I dunno that one divides me. I love the lift but they’re a pain.

If it divides you then you're wearing it wrong."

Hahaha touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bra

That guy needs arresting

Ohh it is was a man then

think he would of made it easier for you to take off

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Condoms that actually fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nespresso machine

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"The bra

That guy needs arresting

Ohh it is was a man then

think he would of made it easier for you to take off

It was a woman.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Guessing after sliced bread ????

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The bra

That guy needs arresting

Ohh it is was a man then

think he would of made it easier for you to take off

It was a woman.

The padded bra however was a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle, without doubt.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Printing press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flushing toilet

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jelly beans

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

For humans?

It’s a mixture between writing and agriculture

Writing allowed knowledge to be properly recorded and handed down or passed along

Agriculture ended the nomadic life style and literally created civilisation. It’s very hard to invent anything when your constantly on the move looking for fresh water, food and shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autocorrect sext

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superglue.

Broken your favourite drinking mug? No problem!

Your arm is hanging off after that regrettable chainsaw accident and is now dangling by an exposed tendon?

No problem!

Coincidentally it was made to patch up wounds on American G.I's during the Vietnam war. That's why it sticks skin together so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliced bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phones

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Contraception even if people struggle to understand even now how to use them."

I was going to say the same.

Because of contraception women have the freedom to embark on a career and limit the size of her/their family rather than being a permanent baby making machine.

It’s also made the ‘average’ family more prosperous due to less mouths to feed - and revolutionised the way we see sex - as a pleasure rather than simply as a means of procreation.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"The internet, though 20 years earlier would of been good"

Internet has been around since the late 40s, before the www there were the .alt news for swingers

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vaccines

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Superglue.

Broken your favourite drinking mug? No problem!

Your arm is hanging off after that regrettable chainsaw accident and is now dangling by an exposed tendon?

No problem!

Coincidentally it was made to patch up wounds on American G.I's during the Vietnam war. That's why it sticks skin together so well."

I'm sorry, but this is a myth. The stuff was first patented in 1942, after it was discovered by accident by a team that were trying to develop clear plastic gunsights for the Second World War. It was then rediscovered in 1951, and first sold as a commercial adhesive in 1958.

The Americans didn't get properly sucked into the fighting in Vietnam until after the Gulf of Tonkin incident in 1964. Yes, it was used as a medical adhesive there, but it wasn't specifically developed for that.

The FDA didn't fully approve it for medical use until 1998.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat-Nav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tubs

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

We didn’t invent electricity….

We learned how to generate and harness it of course. And for modern civilisation it could probably be one of the top ones

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The clitoris and prostate.

Life must have been really boring before they were invented.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Boats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clitoris and prostate.

Life must have been really boring before they were invented."

Interesting board meeting thinking them up

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

The pot noodle

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"The clitoris and prostate.

Life must have been really boring before they were invented.

Interesting board meeting thinking them up

Definitely my kind of R&D job.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"The clitoris and prostate.

Life must have been really boring before they were invented.

Interesting board meeting thinking them up

Women! Best invention ever - bit of an intermittent fault in the control circuitry anout every 28 days where the control ends up randomly causing irritability and unreasonable behaviour which fortunately men are understanding of and tolerate very well

In general a reliable workhorse with a few hidden features which appear mainly when they’re d*unk and out with other female units.

But considering it was made with a male rib pretty useful things to have around.

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