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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I popped out for a loaf of bread, a packet of pork scratchings, four cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and my copies of the TV Times, Razzle and The Racing Post.

What’s been going on.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've had my hand on your towel the whole time mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Fiddles,

I popped out for a week's holiday and am playing catch up, so I haven't a clue what has been going on but the Olympic themed avatars look pretty awesome

NBVN x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Me attempting a handstand…. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me attempting a handstand…. X"

It looks great, I wouldn't be able to do it without a crane, a boyfriend and paramedics in the wings

NBVN x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Me attempting a handstand…. X

It looks great, I wouldn't be able to do it without a crane, a boyfriend and paramedics in the wings

NBVN x "

Haha, thank you lovely! I bet yours would be awesome xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I've had my hand on your towel the whole time mate "

I thought it was you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Good morning Fiddles,

I popped out for a week's holiday and am playing catch up, so I haven't a clue what has been going on but the Olympic themed avatars look pretty awesome

NBVN x"

I’m with you on that one. Now where did I put that pic of me in tiny trunks. Hope the holiday went well.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Me attempting a handstand…. X"

I could have given you some support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was laying on the floor looking under your towel the entire time

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was laying on the floor looking under your towel the entire time "

Ooh I’ve just got to sit down a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you missed a red pepper.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Feck all I’m still in the bath

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"you missed a red pepper. "

Sounds interesting.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Feck all I’m still in the bath "

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Feck all I’m still in the bath

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath. "

You did glad to see you back

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Feck all I’m still in the bath

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath.

You did glad to see you back "

I’m glad to see your front

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Feck all I’m still in the bath

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath.

You did glad to see you back

I’m glad to see your front "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck all I’m still in the bath

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath.

You did glad to see you back

I’m glad to see your front

Thank you "

Do you need your back a scrubbing? Tap end free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I popped out for a loaf of bread, a packet of pork scratchings, four cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and my copies of the TV Times, Razzle and The Racing Post.

What’s been going on. "

Any chance of a borrow of Razzle when you’ve finished with it?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is pork scratchings a euphemism?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Feck all I’m still in the bath

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath.

You did glad to see you back

I’m glad to see your front

Thank you

Do you need your back a scrubbing? Tap end free? "

I’d love a nice head massage if you could wash my hair for me

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I popped out for a loaf of bread, a packet of pork scratchings, four cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and my copies of the TV Times, Razzle and The Racing Post.

What’s been going on.

Any chance of a borrow of Razzle when you’ve finished with it? "

Sure. Errr errrrm some of the pages might be a bit stuck

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is pork scratchings a euphemism?"

Haha how are you and your euphemisms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was laying on the floor looking under your towel the entire time

Ooh I’ve just got to sit down a minute. "

Lower down gently and my mouth may accidentally open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting. "

really depends on what you define as 'interesting'

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was laying on the floor looking under your towel the entire time

Ooh I’ve just got to sit down a minute.

Lower down gently and my mouth may accidentally open wide "

Oooh that’s nice.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting.

really depends on what you define as 'interesting' "

Red peppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting.

really depends on what you define as 'interesting' "

Was this the "inserted" red pepper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was laying on the floor looking under your towel the entire time

Ooh I’ve just got to sit down a minute.

Lower down gently and my mouth may accidentally open wide

Oooh that’s nice. "

I'm always nice to you Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck all I’m still in the bath

I think you’ll find I missed you being in the bath.

You did glad to see you back

I’m glad to see your front

Thank you

Do you need your back a scrubbing? Tap end free?

I’d love a nice head massage if you could wash my hair for me "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can still buy Razzle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I popped out for a loaf of bread, a packet of pork scratchings, four cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and my copies of the TV Times, Razzle and The Racing Post.

What’s been going on.

Any chance of a borrow of Razzle when you’ve finished with it?

Sure. Errr errrrm some of the pages might be a bit stuck "

Errmmm why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting.

really depends on what you define as 'interesting'

Was this the "inserted" red pepper? "

Sshhhh! I've already said too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting.

really depends on what you define as 'interesting'

Was this the "inserted" red pepper?

Sshhhh! I've already said too much! "

My lips are sealed , ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting.

really depends on what you define as 'interesting'

Was this the "inserted" red pepper?

Sshhhh! I've already said too much!

My lips are sealed , ha "

I hope they’re not sealed…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you missed a red pepper.

Sounds interesting.

really depends on what you define as 'interesting'

Was this the "inserted" red pepper?

Sshhhh! I've already said too much!

My lips are sealed , ha

I hope they’re not sealed… "

Oh you beast!

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