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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* just to clarify that’s reversing in the back lanes, when they have to go back for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The other one is, why do women wait till you’re out of the room before they want to tell you something ?

Thanks in advance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh? A post questioning women's driving?

My fun, not sexy day out I had yesterday. She drove. She learnt to drive at age 9, but had to wait till of age till she could take her test. I have never felt safer as a passenger.

You're on dangerous ground here man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jeez, great start.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can do that reverse park n everythin’, you turn when your front wheel is by their rear door, two turns then straighten up at your leisure

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Oh? A post questioning women's driving?

My fun, not sexy day out I had yesterday. She drove. She learnt to drive at age 9, but had to wait till of age till she could take her test. I have never felt safer as a passenger.

You're on dangerous ground here man. "

You’ve obviously not met CJ before I take it

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do that reverse park n everythin’, you turn when your front wheel is by their rear door, two turns then straighten up at your leisure "

Wish it was you I kept meeting in the back lanes, I might get home sooner.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

I have, but I don’t like to blow my own trumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

I think any man that says no or hasn’t even thought about it is lying

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I can do that reverse park n everythin’, you turn when your front wheel is by their rear door, two turns then straighten up at your leisure

Wish it was you I kept meeting in the back lanes, I might get home sooner."

Nah you wouldn’t

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?"

If your large poos weigh 8lbs and have limbs and a head then probably, yes

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"The other one is, why do women wait till you’re out of the room before they want to tell you something ?

Thanks in advance x"

Because we cannot get a word in before you leave the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

I have tried, and succeeded when I was younger and hornier and more flexible, and no, I wasn't crazy on the taste of my own cum. Spat it out.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

I have, but I don’t like to blow my own trumpet. "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?"

Have you seen those guys on YouTube trying the machines that simulate contractions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other one is, why do women wait till you’re out of the room before they want to tell you something ?

Thanks in advance x

Because we cannot get a word in before you leave the room. "

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

I think any man that says no or hasn’t even thought about it is lying "

Agreed!

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

If your large poos weigh 8lbs and have limbs and a head then probably, yes "

And went on for 8 to 24 hours....

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

I have tried, and succeeded when I was younger and hornier and more flexible, and no, I wasn't crazy on the taste of my own cum. Spat it out. "

Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

Just from the taint dear. Allow us some honesty.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

I think any man that says no or hasn’t even thought about it is lying

Agreed! "

I knew it!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "
I have tried on numerous occasions to get my husband to do this ..His ribs get in the way tho x

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

If your large poos weigh 8lbs and have limbs and a head then probably, yes

And went on for 8 to 24 hours...."

Or longer ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

Well if that's where you're going to start it's only fair...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’d like to ask women why thy can’t have sex , and, a headache? I thought they were supposed to be good at multitasking.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I’d like to ask women why thy can’t have sex , and, a headache? I thought they were supposed to be good at multitasking. "

That’s easy. They can. They just can’t be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

If your large poos weigh 8lbs and have limbs and a head then probably, yes

And went on for 8 to 24 hours....

Or longer .... "

Slow labour for three days here then my daughter was pulled out with forceps and no epidural.

Bit of a difference to a big poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

Yep... can't get anywhere near !

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

Yep... can't get anywhere near !"

Loving the honesty Keep trying bro, we're all behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How soon after a break up do you sleep with someone else and would you keep it a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women when I ask if your ok why do you say its fine then have a sulk on all evening

and why dont you want your own chips when I have some but then eat half of mine??? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

If your large poos weigh 8lbs and have limbs and a head then probably, yes "

Indeed, unless he's peed a bowling ball, he hasn't experienced it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys.

When a woman asks you to do something for them why does it take months on end????

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"women when I ask if your ok why do you say its fine then have a sulk on all evening

and why dont you want your own chips when I have some but then eat half of mine??? haha "

Stolen chips have no calories. Everyone know that.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Why?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?"

Stand up wee and a helicopter

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?"

Wank.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I’d like to ask women why thy can’t have sex , and, a headache? I thought they were supposed to be good at multitasking. "

we can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys,

Why is it such a big deal to put the toilet seat down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys,

Why is it such a big deal to put the toilet seat down? "

ladies why cant you put the loo seat up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys,

Why is it such a big deal to put the toilet seat down? "

Years of not needing to.

Although don't ask this if by seat, you mean seat and not lid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

I just spat my tea out, too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

Not me. I just use the secret man tape measure that starts at 3"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women when I ask if your ok why do you say its fine then have a sulk on all evening

and why dont you want your own chips when I have some but then eat half of mine??? haha "

Your chips don't have any calories in. If we ordered our own, they would

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

If your large poos weigh 8lbs and have limbs and a head then probably, yes "

And cause your insides to spasm with burning pain every few minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys,

Why is it such a big deal to put the toilet seat down? "

Women, why is it such a big deal to give the toilet seat a flick with your knee ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Men, why when you see another male driver in a better car than you do you start driving like a knob head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys.

When a woman asks you to do something for them why does it take months on end???? "

Preparation is key, this can take months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women, do you get a thrill out of playing without your partners knowledge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Do women still prefer to be to use an old fashioned word "woo'd" when chatting to potential matches on here? just wondering as I recently got told off for being old school and let's say gentlemanly in my messages.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

We can do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, the childbirth thing. Any man commenting, if you haven't been present at the birth of your own kids, shut the fuck up and don't even bants about it. It's fucking excruciating just to watch, even an "easy" birth never mind a protracted and medically assisted one.

Honestly if us guys had to do it, the human race would be dead in a generation. Sorry to be serious in a banter thread. I've seen my four kids all born with varying degrees of difficulty and call me a white knight, but I will never ever make light of it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were! "

I hear you and I agree but yeah, it is all jokes ...mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?"

I don’t know, I never learnt how to drive as i I’m sure I was born to be driven to places

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?

I don’t know, I never learnt how to drive as i I’m sure I was born to be driven to places

"

You get the bus everywhere ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men…. Why do you think it’s funny farting in front of other people? I’ve had some real cheeky guys letting a few go, and saying sorry and I could see their grin on their face of what they just done.

They weren’t sorry….

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?"

Sure if the poo is a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?

I don’t know, I never learnt how to drive as i I’m sure I was born to be driven to places

You get the bus everywhere ? "

The tube or the bus or Uber/taxis or friends/family/dates’s cars

If I ever win the euro million I swear I’m gonna get a (fit) personal driver for any occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men…. Why do you think it’s funny farting in front of other people? I’ve had some real cheeky guys letting a few go, and saying sorry and I could see their grin on their face of what they just done.

They weren’t sorry….

"

* holds index finger out *

Pull my finger and I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, what's so attractive in riding a white horse?

Men, why do you always try to fix things? Can't you just listen and nod empathetically sometimes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?

I don’t know, I never learnt how to drive as i I’m sure I was born to be driven to places

You get the bus everywhere ?

The tube or the bus or Uber/taxis or friends/family/dates’s cars

If I ever win the euro million I swear I’m gonna get a (fit) personal driver for any occasion

"

I’ll chauffeur you around in the Ford Focus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I don’t know, I never learnt how to drive as i I’m sure I was born to be driven to places

"

Jack should drive you. In his footballer car. In Manchester. A diva deserves nothing less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, what's so attractive in riding a white horse?

Men, why do you always try to fix things? Can't you just listen and nod empathetically sometimes? "

1) you get free Old Spice.

2) why don't you women want things to be fixed rather than just moan? (Jk, I think we are just wired differently here ... Probably a caveman thing !!)

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Men, why do (some of) you ask permission to ask a question? I mean, you don't ask if you may ask if you may ask a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, what's so attractive in riding a white horse?

Men, why do you always try to fix things? Can't you just listen and nod empathetically sometimes?

1) you get free Old Spice.

2) why don't you women want things to be fixed rather than just moan? (Jk, I think we are just wired differently here ... Probably a caveman thing !!)"

I am a problem solver myself. Get your hands off my problems

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Men, why do (some of) you ask permission to ask a question? I mean, you don't ask if you may ask if you may ask a question."

They think you'll be even more intrigued by what the question might be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, what's so attractive in riding a white horse?

Men, why do you always try to fix things? Can't you just listen and nod empathetically sometimes?

1) you get free Old Spice.

2) why don't you women want things to be fixed rather than just moan? (Jk, I think we are just wired differently here ... Probably a caveman thing !!)

I am a problem solver myself. Get your hands off my problems "

Oh, ahh you, and how does that make you feel ? *Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, what's so attractive in riding a white horse?

Men, why do you always try to fix things? Can't you just listen and nod empathetically sometimes? "
.

We ride the white horse to win the fair lady, over the blackhearted and black clad competition. Unless they're Lemmy in which case we stand no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

Never even thought about wanting to do this, would you do the equivalent if you had a schlong tongue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were! "

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

Never even thought about wanting to do this, would you do the equivalent if you had a schlong tongue?"

Dude you've missed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

"

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?

I don’t know, I never learnt how to drive as i I’m sure I was born to be driven to places

You get the bus everywhere ?

The tube or the bus or Uber/taxis or friends/family/dates’s cars

If I ever win the euro million I swear I’m gonna get a (fit) personal driver for any occasion

I’ll chauffeur you around in the Ford Focus. "

I’ll buy you a Jaguar and the Lambo will be mine for u to use when I need to make the bad bitch entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to ask ,

men... when a woman says its fine, do what ever you want, , why do you actually think its fine to do what ever you want ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men…. Why do you think it’s funny farting in front of other people? I’ve had some real cheeky guys letting a few go, and saying sorry and I could see their grin on their face of what they just done.

They weren’t sorry….

* holds index finger out *

Pull my finger and I'll tell you "

Stop playing games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to ask ,

men... when a woman says its fine, do what ever you want, , why do you actually think its fine to do what ever you want ? "

Good God no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to ask ,

men... when a woman says its fine, do what ever you want, , why do you actually think its fine to do what ever you want ? "

Girllll, literally… I need to know the answer to this because I’m that kinda girl who always says it’s fine with a face of thunder… so, YOU KNOW it’s not fine.

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

Id like to ask.

Do women like long hair on guys anymore?

I do get it, its a bit more feminine etc but in the 80s 90s it was the thing. Times change.

I ask as I dont get many likes on tinder bumble etc.

Seems to be the love island type now.

Just curious could always just be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to ask ,

men... when a woman says its fine, do what ever you want, , why do you actually think its fine to do what ever you want ? "

because listening AND reading between the lines is multitaskinh !!

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"Do women still prefer to be to use an old fashioned word "woo'd" when chatting to potential matches on here? just wondering as I recently got told off for being old school and let's say gentlemanly in my messages."

I like to be woo'd and spoken to respectfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men…. Why do you lie with your “I won’t be long home darling, just finishing a pint” spiel when you clearly have no intention to come home for another 54 hours? (at least)

I NEEED ANSWERS AS IT DRIVES ME INSANE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, what's so attractive in riding a white horse?

Men, why do you always try to fix things? Can't you just listen and nod empathetically sometimes?

1) you get free Old Spice.

2) why don't you women want things to be fixed rather than just moan? (Jk, I think we are just wired differently here ... Probably a caveman thing !!)

I am a problem solver myself. Get your hands off my problems

Oh, ahh you, and how does that make you feel ? *Nods*"

Impressive start

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?

Have you seen those guys on YouTube trying the machines that simulate contractions "

They are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men…. Why do you lie with your “I won’t be long home darling, just finishing a pint” spiel when you clearly have no intention to come home for another 54 hours? (at least)

I NEEED ANSWERS AS IT DRIVES ME INSANE!"

*come home from the pub/mates place

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby


"Post a question here you’d like to ask the opposite sex and hopefully they will clear up what you’ve been wondering about your whole life.

Women what’s goes on when you have to reverse, why do you start turning the steering wheel straight away, talk us through what you’re thinking ?"

Wow that’s a brave statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women when I ask if your ok why do you say its fine then have a sulk on all evening

and why dont you want your own chips when I have some but then eat half of mine??? haha "

1. You should already know what you've done wrong

2. Because we can

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Men, why do (some of) you ask permission to ask a question? I mean, you don't ask if you may ask if you may ask a question.

They think you'll be even more intrigued by what the question might be.

"

It's not working. I always answer, if you have to ask, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit. "

It's just for fun. CJ is actually not even slightly misogynistic, and regularly stands up for women in threads. It's just a light hearted thread, not meant to be taken too seriously x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

We all have...its also potentially a driving force behind getting fitter/more flexible haha

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit. "

In case it's not completely obvious, I wasn't genuinely equating childbirth to defecation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men why when a woman, lifts a screwdriver or other tool, do you ask what do we need it for, what are you doing? Instead of leaving us alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit.

It's just for fun. CJ is actually not even slightly misogynistic, and regularly stands up for women in threads. It's just a light hearted thread, not meant to be taken too seriously x"

Well that put me in my place

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong

I think any man that says no or hasn’t even thought about it is lying "

Don't you mean hasn't tried, and nope I've not.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit.

It's just for fun. CJ is actually not even slightly misogynistic, and regularly stands up for women in threads. It's just a light hearted thread, not meant to be taken too seriously x"

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to ask ,

men... when a woman says its fine, do what ever you want, , why do you actually think its fine to do what ever you want ?

Girllll, literally… I need to know the answer to this because I’m that kinda girl who always says it’s fine with a face of thunder… so, YOU KNOW it’s not fine. "

In my experience, if "fine" has been broken out, "fine" is a mere dot in the rear view mirror and the accelerators nestled in the carpet

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Men - what's with the any excuse to get your cocks out? Starting in your teens, there's always a party trick or something that involves your cocks being out in front of each other. Why? Women don't do this (as a rule).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?

Stand up wee and a helicopter "

What? You can't pee standing up?!

OK, next question; how many of the ladies CAN pee standing up?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?

Stand up wee and a helicopter

What? You can't pee standing up?!

OK, next question; how many of the ladies CAN pee standing up?!"

I can squat. Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit.

In case it's not completely obvious, I wasn't genuinely equating childbirth to defecation."

It wasn't. Do you have kids? Were you present at the births?

I know it's just bants but there are some things where I refuse to take the piss. Women have commented above how birth is not a fucking stroll in the park. I choose to believe them not least because I've seen it, and held my own kid for hours after oxygenation while their mother's being treated for a massive postpartum haemhorrage. Some things you just don't fucking make light of. Not if you're a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to ask ,

men... when a woman says its fine, do what ever you want, , why do you actually think its fine to do what ever you want ?

Girllll, literally… I need to know the answer to this because I’m that kinda girl who always says it’s fine with a face of thunder… so, YOU KNOW it’s not fine.

In my experience, if "fine" has been broken out, "fine" is a mere dot in the rear view mirror and the accelerators nestled in the carpet"

…. Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men. Do you withhold the truth to protect our feelings or your own Mr Interest?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Why do you always leave your socks on?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The other one is, why do women wait till you’re out of the room before they want to tell you something ?

Thanks in advance x"

My kids do this and there's men!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I'd like women to admit that childbirth is no more discomforting than doing a large poo.

Admit it, you're just hamming it up so you can guilt-trip us our whole lives aren't you?"

Do they have to cut you, then stitch you up after a large poo? I'm guessing not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men… why can’t you EVER find things you are looking for and even with directions, we always have to literally come over and show you where they are? ( a lot of the times .. in front of your fucking eyes)

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit.

In case it's not completely obvious, I wasn't genuinely equating childbirth to defecation.

It wasn't. Do you have kids? Were you present at the births?

I know it's just bants but there are some things where I refuse to take the piss. Women have commented above how birth is not a fucking stroll in the park. I choose to believe them not least because I've seen it, and held my own kid for hours after oxygenation while their mother's being treated for a massive postpartum haemhorrage. Some things you just don't fucking make light of. Not if you're a man. "

"Bants" is your classification of my post not mine. But thank you for constructively questioning my masculinity from that lofty perch on top of your high horse.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?"

Have a wank

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Just to be a party pooper for a moment.

Why does it always have to be confrontational? I've never felt like I didn't understand any woman I've been close to. There's been the odd communication issue but talking sorts that out. I don't buy any of this stuff really.

But yeah, bants and chats. As you were!

You should take your own advice, if you don’t like it pass on by, there’s plenty of other threads.

Yeah but if I did that I'd miss out on all the fun like men saying women can't drive or that having a baby's like taking a shit.

In case it's not completely obvious, I wasn't genuinely equating childbirth to defecation.

It wasn't. Do you have kids? Were you present at the births?

I know it's just bants but there are some things where I refuse to take the piss. Women have commented above how birth is not a fucking stroll in the park. I choose to believe them not least because I've seen it, and held my own kid for hours after oxygenation while their mother's being treated for a massive postpartum haemhorrage. Some things you just don't fucking make light of. Not if you're a man.

"Bants" is your classification of my post not mine. But thank you for constructively questioning my masculinity from that lofty perch on top of your high horse."

It went a bit off piste there didn’t it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Men, why do you sniff your fingers after scratching your balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, why do you sniff your fingers after scratching your balls?

"

It smells so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are so many of you so rubbish at complimenting me, and making me feel desirable?

Why do you think I want my genitals to be the main focus and not my face?

I think those two are more for men on fab or other sites rather than real life.

Also why are men so rubbish at talking about their feelings? Why do so many see it as a weekness to cry and show vulnerability? Why do you need to have a stiff upper lip and be searched?

I could go on and on and on so I better rein it in there!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Men… why can’t you EVER find things you are looking for and even with directions, we always have to literally come over and show you where they are? ( a lot of the times .. in front of your fucking eyes)

"

Really don’t know the answer but it’s called a boys look, you stare in the drawer for ages, there is no sellotape, she looks, it just appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

I don’t measure my Willy full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are so many of you so rubbish at complimenting me, and making me feel desirable?

Why do you think I want my genitals to be the main focus and not my face?

I think those two are more for men on fab or other sites rather than real life.

Also why are men so rubbish at talking about their feelings? Why do so many see it as a weekness to cry and show vulnerability? Why do you need to have a stiff upper lip and be searched?

I could go on and on and on so I better rein it in there! "

Weakness and detatched, not searched! I need to proofread before, not after I post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, why do you sniff your fingers after scratching your balls?

"

No scratch without the sniff, it's written in manlaw.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Men… why can’t you EVER find things you are looking for and even with directions, we always have to literally come over and show you where they are? ( a lot of the times .. in front of your fucking eyes)

"

When we were kids I remember my dad, he could never find his stuff in the walk in cupboard. The problem probably was he wasn't the one that put them away in the first place

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole?

I don’t measure my Willy full stop"

So you don't use the 1 potato 2 potato method then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women when I ask if your ok why do you say its fine then have a sulk on all evening

and why dont you want your own chips when I have some but then eat half of mine??? haha

Stolen chips have no calories. Everyone know that. "

and taste better

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Men, why do you sniff your fingers after scratching your balls?

No scratch without the sniff, it's written in manlaw."

Do you do it brazenly..the sniff bit. Or scratch and discreetly sniff

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Men if you loose something remember it’s always “on the side” or in “the third drawer down”, you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. Do you withhold the truth to protect our feelings or your own Mr Interest? "

The truth set us free. Not always in Mr Interest.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’d ask:

“Well….”

“Errrr…”

“But….”

“Errrrrm….”

“It’s….”

“Can you just shut the fuck up while I answer your first question?”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Men if you loose something remember it’s always “on the side” or in “the third drawer down”, you’re welcome "

this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men… why can’t you EVER find things you are looking for and even with directions, we always have to literally come over and show you where they are? ( a lot of the times .. in front of your fucking eyes)

Really don’t know the answer but it’s called a boys look, you stare in the drawer for ages, there is no sellotape, she looks, it just appears "

Like all of my ex bfs were useless and I’d always and I mean always have to come in the rescue. One way to make me go berserk especially when it’s right in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men can I trust you with my biggest secrets about my rectum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole?

I don’t measure my Willy full stop

So you don't use the 1 potato 2 potato method then "

No potatoes, I just put it inside and if feels good must be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole? "

I don’t. I’d be afraid the ruler would disappear

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

.


"Men… why can’t you EVER find things you are looking for and even with directions, we always have to literally come over and show you where they are? ( a lot of the times .. in front of your fucking eyes)

When we were kids I remember my dad, he could never find his stuff in the walk in cupboard. The problem probably was he wasn't the one that put them away in the first place "

Because the directions of said items are usually total pish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men can I trust you with my biggest secrets about my rectum "

You can trust me, not sure about the rest of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do that reverse park n everythin’, you turn when your front wheel is by their rear door, two turns then straighten up at your leisure "

I did the most amazing text book reverse park right outside the curry house I was going to. Tight space, an audience, and I just slipped straight in like a dream. Was utterly delighted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men can I trust you with my biggest secrets about my rectum "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men, why do you sniff your fingers after scratching your balls?

No scratch without the sniff, it's written in manlaw.

Do you do it brazenly..the sniff bit. Or scratch and discreetly sniff "

Our idea of discrete is lifting a leg when we fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men can I trust you with my biggest secrets about my rectum "

No, sorry. Your rectum is not our sanctum.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Men, why do you sniff your fingers after scratching your balls?

No scratch without the sniff, it's written in manlaw.

Do you do it brazenly..the sniff bit. Or scratch and discreetly sniff

Our idea of discrete is lifting a leg when we fart. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women when you say ‘it’s fine!’ It’s anything but fine isn’t it ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men… why can’t you EVER find things you are looking for and even with directions, we always have to literally come over and show you where they are? ( a lot of the times .. in front of your fucking eyes)

When we were kids I remember my dad, he could never find his stuff in the walk in cupboard. The problem probably was he wasn't the one that put them away in the first place

Because the directions of said items are usually total pish! "

To be fair … I admit I’m pretty crap at giving directions… the thing you are looking for is in that thing, next to the other thing but not quite there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men can I trust you with my biggest secrets about my rectum "

Saw the comment knew who it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women when you say ‘it’s fine!’ It’s anything but fine isn’t it ?!"

150% NOT fine.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole?

I don’t measure my Willy full stop

So you don't use the 1 potato 2 potato method then

No potatoes, I just put it inside and if feels good must be good. "

That would make it perfectly sized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men why when a woman, lifts a screwdriver or other tool, do you ask what do we need it for, what are you doing? Instead of leaving us alone. "

Maybe it's an age thing but personally speaking that DIY was always my domain within the household.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad there are a few good men who are happy to keep my rectum secrets safe. Fab isn't a bad place after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women when you say ‘it’s fine!’ It’s anything but fine isn’t it ?!"

I only ever use the word fine when I'm actually not fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are women turned on or off by me? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are women turned on or off by me? xxx"

You’re very turn on and offable !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women when you say ‘it’s fine!’ It’s anything but fine isn’t it ?!

I only ever use the word fine when I'm actually not fine "

Just as I suspected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men.. how many of you really measure your Willy from your bumhole?

I don’t measure my Willy full stop

So you don't use the 1 potato 2 potato method then

No potatoes, I just put it inside and if feels good must be good.

That would make it perfectly sized "

Well it always worked, no complaints so fare.

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over a year ago


"Why are women turned on or off by me? xxx

You’re very turn on and offable !"

Thanks for that insight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do that reverse park n everythin’, you turn when your front wheel is by their rear door, two turns then straighten up at your leisure "

What if the parked vehicle does not have a rear side door? Maybe a van, a bus or a two door car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are women turned on or off by me? xxx"

Don’t mean to be rude, maybe it is the Peter Sutcliffe look you have going on. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For men and women. Why is it impossible to go shopping together ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men…. Why can’t you share some of your food with us ??? And if you do, why do you look very unhappy/annoyed about it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For men and women. Why is it impossible to go shopping together ?"
A man’s shopping trip lasts an hour, a woman's lasts a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men…. Why can’t you share some of your food with us ??? And if you do, why do you look very unhappy/annoyed about it!! "

Joey doesn’t share food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men…. Why can’t you share some of your food with us ??? And if you do, why do you look very unhappy/annoyed about it!!

Joey doesn’t share food! "

But why. What is the reason? I need some in dept answer here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men are wrong, why do they always blame the woman for making them wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a cock, what would be the first thing you'd do with it?

Stand up wee and a helicopter

What? You can't pee standing up?!

OK, next question; how many of the ladies CAN pee standing up?!"
:- all of us but most without direction, so will be messy! even with a shee wee

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"When men are wrong, why do they always blame the woman for making them wrong?"

You are a man so why do you do this? Or is it just all the other men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

Yep. Couldn’t even get close

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do women still prefer to be to use an old fashioned word "woo'd" when chatting to potential matches on here? just wondering as I recently got told off for being old school and let's say gentlemanly in my messages."

This is something I've wondered about. I always try to be polite in my messages(assuming lady's get fed up with"fancy a fuck?" However I'm never sure at which point to ask if that is what they want me to ask? That's why sometimes I really like the girls who actually state 'slut' in their profile as you've got a clue?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat

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By *allum85Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Can I ask men honestly have you ever tried to suck your own cock? Most men say no and I can't believe that for a second! It's one of the first things I'd do if I had a schlong "

Tried and failed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat "

I only use the train

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat

I only use the train "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat "

Mines shiny!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat

Mines shiny!"

Matches your knob

I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat

Mines shiny!

Matches your knob

I imagine "

Well, my bellend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men always want the last word ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men- who gives a fuck what car you drive? Maybe I'm missing sommat "

It’s a part of my life. I’ve grown up around cars. It’s my passion. I couldn’t care less about other peoples opinion of my car.

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