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By *ilkandtwosugars OP   Man
over a year ago

isle of sheppey

Is there any massage therapist that have had anything awkward... pop up during a massage!?!? Or has it happened to anyone here??? I ache all over and could really do with a professional massage but am reluctant because I don't want to be put in that situation I'd imagine it would be rather awkward and embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any massage therapist that have had anything awkward... pop up during a massage!?!? Or has it happened to anyone here??? I ache all over and could really do with a professional massage but am reluctant because I don't want to be put in that situation I'd imagine it would be rather awkward and embarrassing "

Well of you're straight, get one off a male masseur. I had this one at a hamam in Turkey once, the guy fucking dismantled me and let me knit myself together again, felt bloody brilliant after and there was no question of any inadvertent erections.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Is there any massage therapist that have had anything awkward... pop up during a massage!?!? Or has it happened to anyone here??? I ache all over and could really do with a professional massage but am reluctant because I don't want to be put in that situation I'd imagine it would be rather awkward and embarrassing "

If you ache all over you should see a doctor, massage may not be the answer.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I gather they've seen it before, as long as you don't make it weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I repeat, if you're straight and worried about getting a stiffy with a masseuse, get one from a male masseur. If you're aching all over and it is muscular tension and not something more medical, a guy will be stronger and give you a harder workover.

This sounds like one of those wish fulfilment threads where the OP is just fishing for wank fodder answers

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By *ilkandtwosugars OP   Man
over a year ago

isle of sheppey


"I repeat, if you're straight and worried about getting a stiffy with a masseuse, get one from a male masseur. If you're aching all over and it is muscular tension and not something more medical, a guy will be stronger and give you a harder workover.

This sounds like one of those wish fulfilment threads where the OP is just fishing for wank fodder answers "
not quite mate, I've got a physical job, I've always had back and shoulders but have refrained from getting an all over due to origin post, this is just a more Liberal site... can hardly start asking people over Facebook what happens if I get a boner during a massage can i

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