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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!"

But if you had a tasty man there would you really want him bringing you breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she'd like him to fetch a big sausage

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"she'd like him to fetch a big sausage

ooooooooooooooooh yeah - non-veggie here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she'd like him to fetch a big sausage

With any luck he'd have one handy

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"she'd like him to fetch a big sausage

With any luck he'd have one handy

well i do try

but sometimes one does have to go without - its not fair you know- having a day off in the week when you didnt ask for one, hehe

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!"

how sexist is that? I want a sexy woman in a little black and white uniform to deliver mine

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!

how sexist is that? I want a sexy woman in a little black and white uniform to deliver mine

sexist???

Just cos i fancy a man over a woman this morning!!!!

But to be frank (who the hell IS that guy???) i really do just prefer a nice one standing at attention that i can abuse........

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

I am hungry tho.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

makes a good sandwich

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Why dont MAC.D'S DELIVER?

I could scoff a cpl of sausage n egg thingys this morning.

What time do the stop serving breakfast stuff, I may do the drive through now?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

about 10 i think

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Why dont MAC.D'S DELIVER?

I could scoff a cpl of sausage n egg thingys this morning.

What time do the stop serving breakfast stuff, I may do the drive through now?"

Once many year ago - when pissed and lost cos got put on wrong bus, so was walking the 8 miles home in a zig zag fashoin, i WALKED thru a thru MacD's.

Hilarious to the car in front, the cat behind AND the chap serving thru the little window. haha

Shame of it is, i dont even usually eat mcd's

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Why dont MAC.D'S DELIVER?

I could scoff a cpl of sausage n egg thingys this morning.

What time do the stop serving breakfast stuff, I may do the drive through now?

Once many year ago - when pissed and lost cos got put on wrong bus, so was walking the 8 miles home in a zig zag fashoin, i WALKED thru a thru MacD's.

Hilarious to the car in front, the cat behind AND the chap serving thru the little window. haha

Shame of it is, i dont even usually eat mcd's

psml xxx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"about 10 i think"

I'm gonna call em, how EMBARRASSING is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!"
i am sure it would not be eggs you would be eating ,, lol yes nothing like a tasty treat first thing in the morning ... start the day .

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

funny story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"funny story lol"
what is???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!"

shame i'm about 170 miles awy....your cornflakes would go soggy !!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"about 10 i think

I'm gonna call em, how EMBARRASSING is that?"

dont do it!!!!

hahahaha

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!

shame i'm about 170 miles awy....your cornflakes would go soggy !!

nothing worse than soggyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!

shame i'm about 170 miles awy....your cornflakes would go soggy !!

nothing worse than soggyness

well i could put the milk in a little jug if you want to put it on yourself...but it might turn !

how about a few cereal bars ?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

cereal bars are rough

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Where is it when ya need it???

I really could do with a tasty man bringing me brekfast to me bed right now!!!!

shame i'm about 170 miles awy....your cornflakes would go soggy !!

nothing worse than soggyness

well i could put the milk in a little jug if you want to put it on yourself...but it might turn !

how about a few cereal bars ?

i have turned more than milk in my time, hehehehe

Serial bars????? Is that short for serial shaggers behind bars????

Oooooh that reminds me of s story i had to tell one of my girls at work,

She is being bullied by two particular member of staff, so i told her to walk round with a fork in front of her face and imagine them behind bars!!!!

hehehe

Didnt see her doing it but it cheered her up

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"about 10 i think

I'm gonna call em, how EMBARRASSING is that?

dont do it!!!!

hahahaha"

Too late!

Called

Visited

Got 2 sausage mcmuffin breakfasts to show for it.

numnums

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"about 10 i think

I'm gonna call em, how EMBARRASSING is that?

dont do it!!!!

hahahaha

Too late!

Called

Visited

Got 2 sausage mcmuffin breakfasts to show for it.

numnums

there isnt a mcd's near me

What can i have,.....all i have is toast, well its not even toast yet - i actually have to go and shove it in the toaster.

Tho it is seeded batch and very yummy, and have peanut butter in the cupboard too....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Peanut butter beats yukky old marmite EVERY time

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

I still fancy a mcd's now tho.

Its baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad food - and i want baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

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over a year ago

Aaawww I want an sausage muffin now

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

you women and them sausages lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Aaawww I want an sausage muffin now

Sausage

Muffin

WHO designed that???

hehehehehe

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over a year ago

"Aaawww I want an sausage muffin now

Sausage

Muffin

WHO designed that???

hehehehehe

some horny fucker with a sense of humour

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Aaawww I want an sausage muffin now

Sausage

Muffin

WHO designed that???

hehehehehe

some horny fucker with a sense of humour

i never said it was ME!!!

lol xxxxxx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Sausage muffn and a pint of baileys on ice.

(you did say you could produce a pint didnt you....lol)

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over a year ago

"Sausage muffn and a pint of baileys on ice.

(you did say you could produce a pint didnt you....lol)"

yeh ....with a head on it !

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