FabSwingers.com forum: If I knocked on your door now!

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

And inspected your microwave how clean would it be?

I'm only asking because I've just cleaned mine after a case of the 'exploding coffee'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve just cleaned it have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And inspected your microwave how clean would it be?

I'm only asking because I've just cleaned mine after a case of the 'exploding coffee'

Cum and check

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Bowl of water with fresh Lemon is a good cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very clean, I hardly use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotless! I use it maybe once a week.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mine no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have great fun watching you try to inspect it given that I don't own one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm putting my microwave on the ground, so you have to bend over to inspect it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling clean which is more than I can say for some of the chasms in spread arse pics on this site

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sod off you ant nicking my pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you heat up coffee in the microwave? My dad used to heat up a cup of tea and it would always make me feel a bit funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very clean, I hardly use it "

Ditto. Ours is less than a mo th old too after the oldest decided to heat up food in a tin in the last one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Girl you ain't coming in

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Did you heat up coffee in the microwave? My dad used to heat up a cup of tea and it would always make me feel a bit funny!

I did yes.. I like my coffee quite hot and I'm a bugger for leaving it...so I nuke it

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Very clean I’ve used it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you heat up coffee in the microwave? My dad used to heat up a cup of tea and it would always make me feel a bit funny!

I did yes.. I like my coffee quite hot and I'm a bugger for leaving it...so I nuke it

Oh you're good! I'm very wasteful and would just pour it away and make another cup. I don't know why I'm so afraid of warmed up tea and coffee. I think it’s because of the milk skin that can sometimes form on top, or maybe that was just my dad keeping it in the microwave for too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping that knocking on my door and

'inspecting my microwave'

would be a euphemism....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Erm

could you just wait outside a minute?...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Oh now I have to bloody clean it.

I can't leave it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have a microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty clean. I rarely use it and it makes a good bread bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Mines reasonably clean...... more to the point.... I can't believe you reheated a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No microwave here... So I'm now wondering why you are really knocking on my door ...

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Hmm no one home but I think your be ok

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"Mines reasonably clean...... more to the point.... I can't believe you reheated a coffee

Why wouldn’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don’t come in to check - I cooked rice in it without a lid late last night ….

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Mines reasonably clean...... more to the point.... I can't believe you reheated a coffee

Why wouldn’t you "

I mean I never leave mine time to go cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very clean.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Always kept clean after each use, then door left open so doesn't build up odours.

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

Very clean, we only use it for baked beans so gets used maybe once a week. Come and inspect all you like

Lily

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Ours too

Spotless but you more than welcome to come check it out

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"And inspected your microwave how clean would it be?

I'm only asking because I've just cleaned mine after a case of the 'exploding coffee'

Eh pass

It's a combi oven grill microwave. Need a maid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is pretty clean as it is subjected to regular porridge volcanic explosions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on.. Why are you making coffee in the microwave

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I don't have a microwave OP; I use the cooker, BBQ and/or the oven to make from fresh or to reheat... Except cold pizza, that goes in the toaster... Pop-up-pizza

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s spotless, I only use it around 6 times a year

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Stopless as allway clean after use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you heat up coffee in the microwave? My dad used to heat up a cup of tea and it would always make me feel a bit funny!

I do this for a milk coffee

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Uhhhm.

My kids use mine regularly so it's definately not spotless! It's not manky either though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised how little some of you use the microwave. I use mine almost every day and yes it would be clean because I don't feel right if things are left dirty.

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Probably fairly clean, well if u could see the sides underneath the beans, porridge, reheated chilli and various ‘re-heatable’ sauces. Sure ovens are self cleaning??…no??. That’s what they said when I bought it,

…..7 years ago

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Pretty close to spotless, it mostly lives in a cupboard anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And inspected your microwave how clean would it be?

I'm only asking because I've just cleaned mine after a case of the 'exploding coffee'

It's extremely clean as it's still in the shop don't own 1 lol

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Clean aswell as the rest of the kitchen and the god awful fish tank that lives there.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I don’t own a microwave because it’s too cliche for a single man.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Spotless

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m in a hotel room with no microwave but I’m sure we could find other ways to heat things up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty clean either than the smell of Fries To Go that I just nuked for part of my kids tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*other*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cover for mine so no explosions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t possess a microwave

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Did you heat up coffee in the microwave? My dad used to heat up a cup of tea and it would always make me feel a bit funny!

Why is this? I’d never seen it done, thought it was a great idea. Then when I actually thought of trying it, I felt a bit put off

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Errrrm, perhaps you'd best not knock for 1/2hr

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine is brand new clean.

Its brand new in a shop somewhere as I don't have one

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

If you knocked on my door now Annabel and asked that I'd be like 'Behave! Let me grab my heels, were going clubbing!'

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If you knocked on my door now Annabel and asked that I'd be like 'Behave! Let me grab my heels, were going clubbing!'

And..I'll say hell yeah!...fuck the microwave!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My microwave isn't near the front door.

You have to pass my bedroom before you reach the kitchen.

So there's not much chance of us,reaching the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't own one but your welcome round anyway

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Give me 2 hours.

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By *igpack82Man
over a year ago

Harrow

"And inspected your microwave how clean would it be?

I'm only asking because I've just cleaned mine after a case of the 'exploding coffee'

Dirty as fuck and would thus require a good inspection, along with the washing machine. You'll have to really get your head in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s clean … but smells of mash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean, always clean after use if splats overflows

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"If you knocked on my door now Annabel and asked that I'd be like 'Behave! Let me grab my heels, were going clubbing!'

Good answer!

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Mines that clean it's none existing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own one .... I eat out all the time

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't own one .... I eat out all the time"

Ooh get you

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't have one

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Mine is spotless. I warm milk for my coffee in it every day, and every day it's cleaned.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

To inspect my microwave.. errr... its spotless

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Microwave clean

. Do not look in double oven.

. Job doing tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Clean, I think. Unless Mr KC over-cooked the milk

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pristine. I only unboxed it a few days ago and it hasn't been used yet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't own one .... I eat out all the time

Ooh get you "

Kebab shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine probably has 4 year old baked beans in it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And inspected your microwave how clean would it be?

I'm only asking because I've just cleaned mine after a case of the 'exploding coffee'

I hate it when that happens. Hot chocolate is the worst.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ah Jesus… I’ve just trashed my kitchen making chocolate brownies

I’ll donate cake from the doorstep!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ah Jesus… I’ve just trashed my kitchen making chocolate brownies

I’ll donate cake from the doorstep!! "

We made homemade pizza and yes, our kitchen looks like a bomb went off (a flour bomb)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Ah Jesus… I’ve just trashed my kitchen making chocolate brownies

I’ll donate cake from the doorstep!!

We made homemade pizza and yes, our kitchen looks like a bomb went off (a flour bomb)"

.. I got distracted whilst whisking so the damn stuff is all over my walls… I’ve given up…

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Did you heat up coffee in the microwave? My dad used to heat up a cup of tea and it would always make me feel a bit funny!

I did yes.. I like my coffee quite hot and I'm a bugger for leaving it...so I nuke it

I’m the same lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Spotless... both of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you knocked on my door now Annabel and asked that I'd be like 'Behave! Let me grab my heels, were going clubbing!'

And..I'll say hell yeah!...fuck the microwave!

“Fuck the microwave” lol you are an animal, can I watch?

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