FabSwingers.com forum: Cum announcement

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

What type of cum announcer are you?

Are you a very vocal ‘I’m cumming, I’m cumming’?

Do you just give off a ‘aaggghhhh’?

Perhaps you just pull a funny face?

Or do your toes curl involuntary like jesters shoes?

Well then? How do you cum?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm arriving

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Oh they will know, normally the first spurt is the give away

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm arriving

One has arrived

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh they will know, normally the first spurt is the give away

The first, and last

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

My butler hands them an envelope.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My butler hands them an envelope."

Full of jizz?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Oh they will know, normally the first spurt is the give away

The first, and last

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first of 5-7 normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll do!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re usually on their phones when we’re fucking so I send a text.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

He rings a small bell beside the bed.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

""That'll do!"

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is that a Yorkshire that’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a hand written telegram works really well beforehand announcing that I will indeed be cumming at some involuntary moment in the evening with or without warning

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

""That'll do!"

And a little aghh at the end

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"They’re usually on their phones when we’re fucking so I send a text. "

I like a multitasker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go quiet because I hold my breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The window fogs up more as the breathing increases. That's usually the point where they close the curtains or call the police

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"He rings a small bell beside the bed."

I heard you only like small bell ends

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My butler hands them an envelope.

Full of jizz?

To announce my arrival!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""That'll do!"

And a little aghh at the end

If it was good.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ffs. Why did nobody say you’re supposed to announce it?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,......

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I find a hand written telegram works really well beforehand announcing that I will indeed be cumming at some involuntary moment in the evening with or without warning"

Sometimes even before the event has started

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The window fogs up more as the breathing increases. That's usually the point where they close the curtains or call the police "

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ffs. Why did nobody say you’re supposed to announce it?!?!

Yours is just a little leg tremble

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes. "

That’s just his balls tinkling together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just scream the place down

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I just scream the place down

xx"

Yes this is another option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical! "

So are you a bell ringer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually announce it tbh, but only because I'm into it. They'd know either way

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?

You’re obviously doing it wrong then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I usually announce it tbh, but only because I'm into it. They'd know either way

Announce as in ‘I’m cumming’ or any of the others above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually announce it tbh, but only because I'm into it. They'd know either way

Announce as in ‘I’m cumming’ or any of the others above?

Reflecting on it, it's probably "oh my god I'm cumming" more often than not

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical!

So are you a bell ringer?

Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby

I hold my breath and bite my lip so I don’t scream the place down or at least try not to

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I usually announce it tbh, but only because I'm into it. They'd know either way

Announce as in ‘I’m cumming’ or any of the others above?

Reflecting on it, it's probably "oh my god I'm cumming" more often than not"

Is as good as any other announcement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?

You’re obviously doing it wrong then

Nope, you're obviously being obtuse.

The French have a term for it, which is La Petite-Mort.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical!

So are you a bell ringer?

Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG! "

Thank you. I’ve just cum

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?

You’re obviously doing it wrong then

Nope, you're obviously being obtuse.

The French have a term for it, which is La Petite-Mort."

Can you have those with french fries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find a hand written telegram works really well beforehand announcing that I will indeed be cumming at some involuntary moment in the evening with or without warning

Sometimes even before the event has started

Have to give enough warning so they have a chance to hide

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical!

So are you a bell ringer?

Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!

Thank you. I’ve just cum

Was it like big ben on NYE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My butler hands them an envelope."

I love this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg im gonna cum yes yes x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cum and then look at the final moments of Snow Jizz And The Seven Horny Dwarfs and as I close the laptop screen I question why am I like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Sirs sub I have to ask for permission so that's my announcement

I hate it if he say yes on the count of 10 and counts down in a controlled manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cum and then look at the final moments of Snow Jizz And The Seven Horny Dwarfs and as I close the laptop screen I question why am I like this? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incomming

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical!

So are you a bell ringer?

Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!

Thank you. I’ve just cum

Was it like big ben on NYE? "

Yes cause Big Bens fucked at the minute

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Omg im gonna cum yes yes x lol"

Easy tiger

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I cum and then look at the final moments of Snow Jizz And The Seven Horny Dwarfs and as I close the laptop screen I question why am I like this? "

You’re Sleazy.

Or is that the name of one of the dwarfs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I put a formal announcement in the local free paper.

It does take some planning and organisation

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As Sirs sub I have to ask for permission so that's my announcement

I hate it if he say yes on the count of 10 and counts down in a controlled manner"

Hhhhmmmm, this is an interesting one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!

Usually go with that...

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By *ona63Woman
over a year ago

bradford

I love a man who makes a good loud coming announcement, it feels like I am getting a cheer of approval x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Sirs sub I have to ask for permission so that's my announcement

I hate it if he say yes on the count of 10 and counts down in a controlled manner

Hhhhmmmm, this is an interesting one

Typical of me I have to be different lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"He rings a small bell beside the bed.

I heard you only like small bell ends

Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.

That’s just his balls tinkling together

Ooo how musical!

So are you a bell ringer?

Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!

Thank you. I’ve just cum

Was it like big ben on NYE?

Yes cause Big Bens fucked at the minute

Oh... Awkward...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

growler

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"growler

We’re not talking lady bits on here

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I have an image of the train station announcers in my head now, thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/08/21 11:42:58]

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By *ilvermaleMan
over a year ago

Derry

I scream out i'am cumming baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

"
not every time but I do this too. It’s involuntary like I’m tensing up

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's more of a running commentary than an actual announcement TBH

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have an image of the train station announcers in my head now, thanks OP"

Your local train station cum announces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually I let off one of those WW2 air raid sirens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"growler

We’re not talking lady bits on here

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was waiting for that

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"[Removed by poster at 07/08/21 11:42:58]"

^^ he nearly cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an image of the train station announcers in my head now, thanks OP"
cum arriving at platform face is not going slow at all please shut eyes and open mouth and stick tongue out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I go quiet because I hold my breath!

not every time but I do this too. It’s involuntary like I’m tensing up "

Do your toes curl as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep an air horn on my person at all times just for such an occasion.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.

I’ve seen the video

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 07/08/21 12:10:37]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.

I’ve seen the video

It's a pretty hot vid...if I say so myself

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.

I’ve seen the video

It's a pretty hot vid...if I say so myself

Yes. That’s the highest cumplement you can give that video

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.

I’ve seen the video

It's a pretty hot vid...if I say so myself

Yes. That’s the highest cumplement you can give that video

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Since having my second covid jab and 5G upgrade. I make all my cum announcements through Alexa

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Heavy panting for Tonic and Gin makes a ahhhhh sound

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Since having my second covid jab and 5G upgrade. I make all my cum announcements through Alexa"

Bits of data everywhere?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

This won’t take long, did it..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I do a good Freddie Mercury “Ahhhhhhhhh” impersonation from Flash

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Since having my second covid jab and 5G upgrade. I make all my cum announcements through Alexa

Bits of data everywhere?

Some times she fucks up and decides to call mum instead

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"As Sirs sub I have to ask for permission so that's my announcement

I hate it if he say yes on the count of 10 and counts down in a controlled manner"

Oh I love that!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do a good Freddie Mercury “Ahhhhhhhhh” impersonation from Flash"

The one where he’s hoovering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do a good Freddie Mercury “Ahhhhhhhhh” impersonation from Flash"

That has just had me laughing out loud.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I do a good Freddie Mercury “Ahhhhhhhhh” impersonation from Flash

The one where he’s hoovering?

https://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4

Than

https://youtu.be/f4Mc-NYPHaQ

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I do a good Freddie Mercury “Ahhhhhhhhh” impersonation from Flash

The one where he’s hoovering?

https://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4

Than

https://youtu.be/f4Mc-NYPHaQ

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I was fucking this guy and he would say "merry Christmas" when he came

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Years ago I was fucking this guy and he would say "merry Christmas" when he came

And then emptied his sack

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

My butler normally announces Sir is about to spoff his load. Prepare yourself good woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends on how much I am playing in to it

Yes the always be a ahhh but all the I am cuming yes harder ooo god I can’t handle this screems is all for they benefit and I mean why not if they like that kind off thing

I alway test as it’s going I will keep dieling the vocals up till I find a point they start to stop to say I play acting and stuff when they do I keep it at that level as I found the point they comfortable with

If they didn’t start to go to see I just continue on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need a 'do not disturb' sign on a hotel door ...I need a "everything is fine, please don't call the police" sign.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Years ago I was fucking this guy and he would say "merry Christmas" when he came

And then emptied his sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I was fucking this guy and he would say "merry Christmas" when he came

And then emptied his sack

#JokeOfTheDay

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’m not really too posh - my footman will normally hand a silver tray to the young lady where there is a handwritten note informing the young lady of my impending arrival!! If she is particularly good I may include an exclamation mark!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What kind of fuckery is this??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What kind of fuckery is this??"

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx"

I'll have to just imagine then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

xx"

I'm shy

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Bing-bong!..

The semen now arriving at cervic number 1 is the 11:16 from Kopinov central.

Please keep moaning/screaming with legs wide open until the erection has cum to a full stop and the bell end is no longer jumping and squirting.

Please also beware that thrusting may resume at any second without warning, and so you may be unable to alight until the next stop.

We hope you had a pleasant journey. Thank you for choosing to travel with us."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

xx"

I'm imagining its like when a flight touches down and there's a big round of applause.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm imagining its like when a flight touches down and there's a big round of applause.

It's gets a bit like that for me sometimes..just happy to have made touch down

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

xx"

MWAH xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Geronimoooooo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

MWAH xx"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

MWAH xx

^^ she grunts like a wildebeest then spaffs everywhere

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

MWAH xx

^^ she grunts like the pig she is then spunks everywhere

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I tend to moan and be quite vocal

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

MWAH xx

^^ she grunts like the pig she is then spunks everywhere

Oink oink

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What kind of fuckery is this??

C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?

never xx

I'll have to just imagine then

I'm shy

It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy

MWAH xx

^^ she grunts like the pig she is then spunks everywhere

Oink oink

Oinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Barry Scott style.

BANG! And the dirt is gone!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I tend to moan and be quite vocal

Moan that she’s not doing right type of moan?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

OP hows your potatoe water

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OP hows your potatoe water "

Brewing nicely

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OP hows your potatoe water

Brewing nicely

Special brew

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OP hows your potatoe water

Brewing nicely

Special brew

Extra strong strength

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"OP hows your potatoe water

Brewing nicely

Special brew

Extra strong strength

Glue

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Shouts....

“There she blows..!” In the voice of a turn of the century sailor!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely an announcer, which I love to hear from others too. Then it’s followed by some Chewbacca-like groaning and body contorting which I’m told last a lot longer than most guys.

I need to at least sit down after I’ve cum most times. I don’t cum that often though because I want her orgasms so much and if I fire the baby batter, I miss out on some time making her cum, which is way more fun.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

"What type of cum announcer are you?

Are you a very vocal ‘I’m cumming, I’m cumming’?

Do you just give off a ‘aaggghhhh’?

Perhaps you just pull a funny face?

Or do your toes curl involuntary like jesters shoes?

Well then? How do you cum?

Love and Peace

"Jurassic Park!!!!"

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Definitely a toe curler hear haha

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Usually a no no it's too soon

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm that’s it good girl make me cum is one of my personal favourites to say accompanied by some sort of gravelly moan.

Im going to cum for you, cum inside me and let’s cum together are my favourite things to hear

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Loudly, more moans than actual words…quivering legs, head flung back, a breathless, panting, sweating mess xx

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video

That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been so long I can’t remember

solo play doesn’t quite reach the same dizzying heights of playing with someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm that’s it good girl make me cum is one of my personal favourites to say accompanied by some sort of gravelly moan.

Im going to cum for you, cum inside me and let’s cum together are my favourite things to hear

I think I just came reading that haha “good girl” are like magic words to me.

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Sometimes say i am coming.

But most the time go into chewbacca mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

This has got me a little hot under the collar

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It’s been so long I can’t remember

solo play doesn’t quite reach the same dizzying heights of playing with someone else. "

Snap, same here, practically a virgin again thanks to lockdown

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

This has got me a little hot under the collar

Do you want me to fan you a little

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

Im loud and i swear lol....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video

That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play

How do you think I got the video

% -)

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

FUS RO DAH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

This has got me a little hot under the collar

Do you want me to fan you a little

Yes please!! I’m melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk all the time during sex, about what I’m doing, my cock, her pussy so when I cum I’m very vocal saying I’m about to cum.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video

That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play

How do you think I got the video

% -)

I didn’t send anything sooooo…I might have to look around my room from now on.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

This has got me a little hot under the collar

Do you want me to fan you a little

Yes please!! I’m melting "

If words gets you that hot…ahem imagine other things

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over a year ago

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

This has got me a little hot under the collar

Do you want me to fan you a little

Yes please!! I’m melting

If words gets you that hot…ahem imagine other things

Do you mean singing?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

This has got me a little hot under the collar

Do you want me to fan you a little

Yes please!! I’m melting

If words gets you that hot…ahem imagine other things

Do you mean singing?

That I can do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I don’t announce it but it’s obvious as my body tenses up and my toes curl

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If it’s a from a blow job we get some balloons , cake and the whole street come on their doorsteps and clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom goes the dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to let out an awkward grunt before becoming very shy as I stumble out of their closet and run out of the house covering my beard (Four Lions style) whilst giving profuse apologies in my best womens voice

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I tend to let out an awkward grunt before becoming very shy as I stumble out of their closet and run out of the house covering my beard (Four Lions style) whilst giving profuse apologies in my best womens voice

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I tend to find religion when I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 10:45 to Cumploding has just arrived at the station. I even give out a little train whistle as I climax.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I usually start crying then curl up in the fetal position on the floor sobbing .

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm

Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video

That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play

How do you think I got the video

% -)

I didn’t send anything sooooo…I might have to look around my room from now on.

You’ll never see me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I usually start crying then curl up in the fetal position on the floor sobbing .

Mr"

And then question yourself ‘why?’

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Silent assassin. Mrs doesn't know until she feels the jerk of the hips and splash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fit under one label.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't fit under one label.

Yes you do. Noisy

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I scream oooohhhhh babbby you bad bad baby - then realise im on my own at the bus stop with my headphones in and ive been having another filthy dream involving Busty Belle dressed as a hot dog in the cinema foyer…. Don’t judge!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this is the next forum challenge? Let’s see all those cum announcement videos

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Surely this is the next forum challenge? Let’s see all those cum announcement videos

Brother, the stage is all yours

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

I usually let them know by yelling, "I'm gonna blow your feckin head off!"

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"My butler hands them an envelope.

Full of jizz?

Ewwww

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By *N69Man
over a year ago

Yeovil

Depends on the person I am playing with. Done like it just to flow some like warning

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By *aul_j80Man
over a year ago

Bloxwich

I can do a countdown like the Apollo rocket from Cape Canaveral

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