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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not nervous but I do still chuckle at the death stares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm always worried I'll be given a magic circle for coughing

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hahah yes

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I know a few women that got nervous coughing even before covid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not nervous but I do still chuckle at the death stares"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?"

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if I've had the runs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade "

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when the Docs holding my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, if I do a loud fart though!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Only when I’m watching Who wants to be a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only when the Docs holding my balls

I resent that comment!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I had a coughing fit in work today, the looks I got were a picture

is the only way to describe it!

And bare in mind I'm stood there with ppe on, I was more bothered about how vile my face felt after coughing profusely into my mask

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always had a cough where you just randomly ch*ke and your eyes start streaming and you look like your about to heave, usually when waiting at a till or when the air in a shop is really dry or dusty. Fun times currently, you have to make a hasty exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sneezing in a mask isn't fun either! Potentially a solo covid Dutch oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

She wasn’t irish she came here for a better life worked hard for 2 years

Flew back home 2 days after that incident apparently!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Occasionally, because folks still seem nervous of it... but then I break the tension by farting, just so everyone relaxes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

She wasn’t irish she came here for a better life worked hard for 2 years

Flew back home 2 days after that incident apparently!

Oh, I must have misheard. Could have sworn her name was Doyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many fart jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

She wasn’t irish she came here for a better life worked hard for 2 years

Flew back home 2 days after that incident apparently!

Oh, I must have misheard. Could have sworn her name was Doyle

Yeah it was

she was from south east asia I think !

last time I tell you a story in confidence

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

She wasn’t irish she came here for a better life worked hard for 2 years

Flew back home 2 days after that incident apparently!

Oh, I must have misheard. Could have sworn her name was Doyle

Yeah it was

she was from south east asia I think !

last time I tell you a story in confidence

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Never did before

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Sneezing in a mask isn't fun either! Potentially a solo covid Dutch oven.

Haha tell me about it the amount of times I get caught out in work doing that

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Worse still the people who sneeze and it’s so theatrical it’s like a scene on a broadway show

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I dot not cough that much. But at this time of year and for months earlier . I suffer from hay fever . So start sneezing. For me when going shopping . If start sneezing. Stay in car , wait for sneezes to stop. Then go around store very fast and get out. I now go shopping at 7am when superstore opens. Wearing mask when out of car and until I get home. Must admit , people do keep out of way if I started to sneeze .

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Coughing and sneezing now being the same sort of reactions of horror that used to be associated with a good loud fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Occasionally, because folks still seem nervous of it... but then I break the tension by farting, just so everyone relaxes. "

Good diversive

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep or sneeze. The joys of hayfever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a coughing fit in work today, the looks I got were a picture

is the only way to describe it!

And bare in mind I'm stood there with ppe on, I was more bothered about how vile my face felt after coughing profusely into my mask

It's the bloody people that near hug the wall to get past you with a look of panic of their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, and to make matters worse everytime I go into a shop/supermarket/restaurant I have to cough, I think it's a stupid psychological game my mind plays on me

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

She wasn’t irish she came here for a better life worked hard for 2 years

Flew back home 2 days after that incident apparently!

Oh, I must have misheard. Could have sworn her name was Doyle

Mrs Doyle. Go on you will you will

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I never did to begin with? But then I'm more of a sneezer anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... feel slightly nervous when you cough in public?

This is funny cause yeah your right !

And people diving for cover when walking past in public like you have just dropped a grenade

Was that not when you passed wind in Aisle 15?

Oh me sharting in Aisle 6 of tescos you mean ? Thanks for sharing that here

Yes. The poor cleaner handed her notice in afterwards

She wasn’t irish she came here for a better life worked hard for 2 years

Flew back home 2 days after that incident apparently!

Oh, I must have misheard. Could have sworn her name was Doyle

Mrs Doyle. Go on you will you will"

I don’t appreciate that stereotype of Irish maids in a house full of priests !

Na it’s funny there all bat shit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, the way people look at you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, the way people look at you now

You mean you !? Yeah look I’m good with that

if I cared what some people think on here it wouldn’t be fun

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