FabSwingers.com forum: DOH!!.. Do you ever put your foot in it?

By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I swear I'm cursed. It's like I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, and they fucking hate each other... constantly dreaming up shit for the other to sort out, and my empty head and big feet are stuck in the middle. I always go and put my big foot in it at some point - as I did earlier today and, albeit completely accidentally, caused needless offence. If you're reading this, you'll know who you are... and I'm dreadfully sorry.

To be honest, I'd have expected to have learned better by now - but nope. For example...

Not too long ago, I found myself face to face to a gorgeous woman who seemed to really like me.

"Hi," she said, giving me an absolutely heart-melting smile, "I'm Mixie."

My mind went totally blank and all I could do was just stand there staring at her open mouthed with my internal monologue yelling at me, "Come on you dork - say something!"

"Uum.. do you like rabbits?" I said, like I was listening to myself saying it in stunned disbelief whist my internal voice screamed, "What The Fuck?!!"

She stared at me blankly/angrily and put two fingers to her temple to imitate a gun shot to her head, then turned round and stomped away.

"Shit," I said.

So... am I the only ham footed klutz here or are there others here too..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have loved that. I like dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear I'm cursed. It's like I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, and they fucking hate each other... constantly dreaming up shit for the other to sort out, and my empty head and big feet are stuck in the middle. I always go and put my big foot in it at some point - as I did earlier today and, albeit completely accidentally, caused needless offence. If you're reading this, you'll know who you are... and I'm dreadfully sorry.

To be honest, I'd have expected to have learned better by now - but nope. For example...

Not too long ago, I found myself face to face to a gorgeous woman who seemed to really like me.

"Hi," she said, giving me an absolutely heart-melting smile, "I'm Mixie."

My mind went totally blank and all I could do was just stand there staring at her open mouthed with my internal monologue yelling at me, "Come on you dork - say something!"

"Uum.. do you like rabbits?" I said, like I was listening to myself saying it in stunned disbelief whist my internal voice screamed, "What The Fuck?!!"

She stared at me blankly/angrily and put two fingers to her temple to imitate a gun shot to her head, then turned round and stomped away.

"Shit," I said.

So... am I the only ham footed klutz here or are there others here too..?"

Adorable!!!!!

I can totally picture the scene and … what’s wrong with rabbits anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I end up rushing my words and talking like a complete idiot.

Either that or I try to say something funny and look like a twat.

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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

To be honest, I'd have expected to have learned better by now - but nope. For example...

Not too long ago, I found myself face to face to a gorgeous woman who seemed to really like me.

"Hi," she said, giving me an absolutely heart-melting smile, "I'm Mixie."

My mind went totally blank and all I could do was just stand there staring at her open mouthed with my internal monologue yelling at me, "Come on you dork - say something!"

"Uum.. do you like rabbits?" I said, like I was listening to myself saying it in stunned disbelief whist my internal voice screamed, "What The Fuck?!!"

She stared at me blankly/angrily and put two fingers to her temple to imitate a gun shot to her head, then turned round and stomped away.

"Shit," I said.

So... am I the only ham footed klutz here or are there others here too..?

Adorable!!!!!

I can totally picture the scene and … what’s wrong with rabbits anyway?

Well, nothing wrong with rabbits per se - but invoking the spectre of myxomatosis (a hideous disease in rabbits, commonly called 'mixie') was an absolute testicle shrinking blunder. It still makes me cringe.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Size 13 feet, very easy to put them in things.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Maybe she didn't think you meant a fluffy rabbit??

Jo x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yep. I try and filter myself a fair amount but I think it's partly Aspie, partly because I'm a bit of a dick who just says and asks what I'm thinking.

Before you say/send something, stop and count to ten and then edit it. That's what I do. It makes you (not the personal you) more likeable and easier to get along with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder why you picked rabbits hahaha

It wouldn't of bothered me, probably would of misheard you anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not alone, I do this often. I say things without thinking and I'm very awkward and get flustered easily and sometimes people look at me like I have two heads. But I just try to embrace it these days. It's how it will always be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she sounds like a stupid bint to be honest mate lucky escape if you ask me no sense of humour at all haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just started singing Bright Eyes OP. Thanks for that

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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I wonder why you picked rabbits hahaha

It wouldn't of bothered me, probably would of misheard you anyway...

It was a knee-jerk reference to myxomatosis, which is a ghastly disease in rabbits (often called 'mixie'). Pretty inappropriate I'll admit.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not me, but a work colleague and I was the root cause. I'd been on a call to my assistant, during which I'd used an array of fruity language to describe an organisation we have to work with. Most of the words had four letters. Some time later, this colleague came bounding into the office and declared (loudly) "excellent swearing earlier, N. Absolutely top class swearing that was!" This while I am in an online meeting with various people, including our principal. And I wasn't on mute because I'd just been speaking.....

Oh well

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By *opinov OP Man
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Not me, but a work colleague and I was the root cause. I'd been on a call to my assistant, during which I'd used an array of fruity language to describe an organisation we have to work with. Most of the words had four letters. Some time later, this colleague came bounding into the office and declared (loudly) "excellent swearing earlier, N. Absolutely top class swearing that was!" This while I am in an online meeting with various people, including our principal. And I wasn't on mute because I'd just been speaking.....

Oh well

Oh blimey... a real Gordon Brown moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a aspie. I say stupid shit all the time.

Some people don't mind, others think I am really weird.

I laughed at the rabbit thing.

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Awwww, I love Random questions like that! Think she was taking it abit too seriously by the sounds of it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Not me but a colleague sent an email complaining about another colleague to her

. Some time later she did the same thing to another colleague

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I was asked to buddy up with a couple at a wedding. The groom (my mate) explained that they would be looking out for me at the church. It was quite a distance to the reception and they needed a lift.

He reminded me that it was this guy, who had had an unfortunate factory accident the previous year and lost a hand.

We got along great. I gave them a lift to the reception. We had a drink as we were passing time for the photos to be taken.

Our glasses were now empty. The guy offered to go to the bar to get another round. To which I replied.

“I will come and give you a hand with them”

Oh dear.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I was asked to buddy up with a couple at a wedding. The groom (my mate) explained that they would be looking out for me at the church. It was quite a distance to the reception and they needed a lift.

He reminded me that it was this guy, who had had an unfortunate factory accident the previous year and lost a hand.

We got along great. I gave them a lift to the reception. We had a drink as we were passing time for the photos to be taken.

Our glasses were now empty. The guy offered to go to the bar to get another round. To which I replied.

“I will come and give you a hand with them”

Oh dear.

Last night at wheelchair basketball, we had:

"Put your best foot forward"

"Get on the front foot"

"Just run over there and......"

"Don't kick the guy while he's down"

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Long ago. I worked for a company mainly as a commissioning engineer. So spent most of time working away from home. So , girlfriends did not stay long. As being away so much. One of directors of company had a daughter near my age. I knew her as she also worked at company. Now I was back at factory for a few months. I did not put two and two together about what was going on. The main instances apart from a lot of chatting . First she asked me to change stereo and speakers in her car. There was a good one fitted. Then company paid for all employees if they wanted to go. A four night trip to Majorca. Found her room was next to mine. Then as it was after Christmas. While there had a Christmas dinner dance. Found I was sat next to her. Next day was trip out. I got on coach , yes feeling bad. Went to back seat as two hour drive. She came and asked if ok to sit down. Now back seat on coaches are big. She sat next to me. My thought was as both single , plus her dad director of company then, she was being friendly , we were only two singles on trip. I said to her . I would hate to be the male who you took home as prospective boyfriend . She said well you know my dad well. My reply was I am not that stupid. Found out later that she really liked me and her father had partly set up rooms next to each other etc. I actually got on well with her father. Yes he was a pain etc to deal with. He actually asked me before I left company why , I did not take his daughter out.

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