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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls "Belle my friend it would be my greatest pleasure you sexy vixen xx | |||
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"Two shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee fire and a pint of outcider please" Mr Hand it is on its way and can I say beautiful hands | |||
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"Two shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee fire and a pint of outcider pleaseMr Hand it is on its way and can I say beautiful hands "Thanks dude  | |||
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls Belle my friend it would be my greatest pleasure you sexy vixen xx "Thank you | |||
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls
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What’s that mean "I was going to ask the same question | |||
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"Who fancies a drink "Fresh orange and lemonade please. | |||
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"Kraken please  "well hello there my friend I seem to remember you are quite partial to a Kracken | |||
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"Who fancies a drink
Fresh orange and lemonade please."squeezed oranges madam  | |||
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"Large Rioja please " Bella we are honoured by your presence pleasure to serve you madam xx | |||
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls
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What’s that mean "Offs it's gibberish because of my typo/auto correct. What I meant to say was you've the nicer accent between the two of us | |||
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"Who fancies a drink
Fresh orange and lemonade please.squeezed oranges madam "Yes please and some crushed ice. | |||
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"I'd love to go to the local with hubby for a pint ,miss doing that"my darling get your gladrags on and tootle off down. What's your local called will put one behind bar for you xxx | |||
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"Who fancies a drink
Fresh orange and lemonade please.squeezed oranges madam
Yes please and some crushed ice."you sauce pot xx | |||
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"The usual please bartender..... testing your memory now "tap water on ice coming right up what a memory | |||
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"The usual please bartender..... testing your memory now tap water on ice coming right up what a memory "Can I have a slice of banana in that | |||
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"The usual please bartender..... testing your memory now tap water on ice coming right up what a memory
Can I have a slice of banana in that "you can indeed peeled or not | |||
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"Something very alcoholic "plenty of scope there pixie you strike me as a pint of prosecco girl am I right xx | |||
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"The usual please bartender..... testing your memory now tap water on ice coming right up what a memory
Can I have a slice of banana in that you can indeed peeled or not "Peeled!!! I'm not a weirdo | |||
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"Something very alcoholic plenty of scope there pixie you strike me as a pint of prosecco girl am I right xx "More pint than Prosecco  | |||
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir " no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey x" Can I join you | |||
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul "I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers. | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey x" ay ay a familiar theme here sparkle who is looking after them 14 kids of yours xxx | |||
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul
I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers."no problem can tell you are a polite chap | |||
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"Orang juice and lemonade please. I'm driving" ice young feliow ? | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey x Can I join you "Pull up a pew | |||
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x" good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey xay ay a familiar theme here sparkle who is looking after them 14 kids of yours xxx "Theirs dads have them all weekend | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey x Can I join you
Pull up a pew "who is looking after the 14 kids x | |||
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul
I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers.no problem can tell you are a polite chap "Hav enough managed to collect any empties? If not I'm happy to lend a hand. Oh and another pint if you please, that one went down far too well! | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey xay ay a familiar theme here sparkle who is looking after them 14 kids of yours xxx
Theirs dads have them all weekend "fair dos the night is young | |||
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul
I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers.no problem can tell you are a polite chap
Hav enough managed to collect any empties? If not I'm happy to lend a hand. Oh and another pint if you please, that one went down far too well!"no problem may there be a heavy session about to start | |||
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"lucozade please." Denise am I hearing right a Lucozade on a Friday night Jesus Mary and Joseph xx | |||
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands "Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol | |||
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"Kraken please "I’ll have what he’s having. With ginger ale please . Double obvs | |||
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol "calm down calm down think you need a chaser am I right | |||
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"I’ll have a Prosecco please and hubby will have a white tea with two sugars if it’s not too much trouble xx" himy fellow stockfordians I will do better than that I will deliver in person | |||
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"Kraken please
I’ll have what he’s having. With ginger ale please . Double obvs "my pleasure my friend | |||
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"A pint of Old Speckled Hen please!" you are talking my language my friend remember to take mask of when drinking | |||
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol calm down calm down think you need a chaser am I right "Oh if I must lol Aftershock I think am trying to relive my youth lol | |||
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls
Fyi upon inspection you've heard nicer accent
What’s that mean
Offs it's gibberish because of my typo/auto correct. What I meant to say was you've the nicer accent between the two of us " really I doubt it but thank you | |||
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol calm down calm down think you need a chaser am I right
Oh if I must lol Aftershock I think am trying to relive my youth lol "my sweet think you are a spring chicken xx | |||
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"A pint of Old Speckled Hen please!you are talking my language my friend remember to take mask of when drinking "Mask off as soon as I sit down | |||
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"A pint of Old Speckled Hen please!you are talking my language my friend remember to take mask of when drinking
Mask off as soon as I sit down "good man | |||
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"I’ll have a Prosecco please and hubby will have a white tea with two sugars if it’s not too much trouble xxhimy fellow stockfordians I will do better than that I will deliver in person "Lol | |||
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"I’ll have a Prosecco please and hubby will have a white tea with two sugars if it’s not too much trouble xxhimy fellow stockfordians I will do better than that I will deliver in person
Lol "where do you live you strike me as the Bramhall set xx | |||
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"Me please "me please are you talking gibberish xx | |||
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"May I have 1 very large glass of wine, 4 Jagerboms and a bottle of Jack Daniels honey x Can I join you
Pull up a pew "Hoping to pull more than a pew | |||
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"Me please me please are you talking gibberish xx "Probably | |||
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"Me please me please are you talking gibberish xx
Probably "reading yr profile you need champagne and cavier am I right xxx | |||
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"Me please me please are you talking gibberish xx
Probably reading yr profile you need champagne and cavier am I right xxx "Massively incorrect | |||
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"Single jd and leomaide please thanks no dubbles not trying to get d*unk x" Natalie three words Friday night behave xxx | |||
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls
Fyi upon inspection you've heard nicer accent
What’s that mean
Offs it's gibberish because of my typo/auto correct. What I meant to say was you've the nicer accent between the two of us
really I doubt it but thank you "Well give mine a listen and make your own judgement
I may some time in the future ask you to pronounce one. Just to see if you say one or wan | |||
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"Single jd and leomaide please thanks no dubbles not trying to get d*unk xNatalie three words Friday night behave xxx "I know your game ha ha  and yes it works but not promising I be there in the morning tend to wake and dash | |||
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"Single jd and leomaide please thanks no dubbles not trying to get d*unk xNatalie three words Friday night behave xxx
I know your game ha ha and yes it works but not promising I be there in the morning tend to wake and dash "met your type before karaoke time you are up first what you singing xx | |||
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"Single jd and leomaide please thanks no dubbles not trying to get d*unk xNatalie three words Friday night behave xxx
I know your game ha ha and yes it works but not promising I be there in the morning tend to wake and dash met your type before karaoke time you are up first what you singing xx"Not all the time some times I am stay if they hot for some morning fun other time I wake up and think ooo god time to run ha ha and emmm
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"Single jd and leomaide please thanks no dubbles not trying to get d*unk xNatalie three words Friday night behave xxx
I know your game ha ha and yes it works but not promising I be there in the morning tend to wake and dash met your type before karaoke time you are up first what you singing xx
Not all the time some times I am stay if they hot for some morning fun other time I wake up and think ooo god time to run ha ha and emmm
mis teeq scandalous"popular choice you sing like an angel | |||
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"Just have to ask nicely "I did all the way up there ... | |||
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"Single jd and leomaide please thanks no dubbles not trying to get d*unk xNatalie three words Friday night behave xxx
I know your game ha ha and yes it works but not promising I be there in the morning tend to wake and dash met your type before karaoke time you are up first what you singing xx
Not all the time some times I am stay if they hot for some morning fun other time I wake up and think ooo god time to run ha ha and emmm
mis teeq scandalouspopular choice you sing like an angel "Ha ha and thank you very much xxx | |||
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"Just have to ask nicely
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"Spiced rum for me please "Mind if I take this seat? | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running low" no prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing | |||
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"Spiced rum for me please
Mind if I take this seat? "sit where you want lively bunch in tonight | |||
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"Spiced rum for me please
Mind if I take this seat? "Pb you can sit next to me any time.... Oh I do remember... | |||
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"A pint of IPA please  "hello my friend sneaked in the back door pardon the pun drink on its way | |||
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"Spiced rum for me please
Mind if I take this seat?
Pb you can sit next to me any time.... Oh I do remember... "Oh and so do I  | |||
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"A pint of IPA please hello my friend sneaked in the back door pardon the pun drink on its way "Cheers mate and Pun excused | |||
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"A pint of IPA please hello my friend sneaked in the back door pardon the pun drink on its way
Cheers mate and Pun excused "cheers millers what you like at karaoke you sound like a sweet Caroline | |||
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"A pint of IPA please hello my friend sneaked in the back door pardon the pun drink on its way
Cheers mate and Pun excused cheers millers what you like at karaoke you sound like a sweet Caroline "Bloody crap at singing.. if you want to clear the place then I am your singer  | |||
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I’d love a vodka and please, no ice | |||
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"Room for one more? I’d love a vodka and please, no ice "always room for you my friend front row you are next on karaoke what is the song | |||
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"I’d like a boilermaker please Busman! " hello my friend long time no see boilermaker is that a Sheffield premium port | |||
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"If it's the same barman as last week a carbomb please fella " it is and no prob lem I remember it being a Manchester cocktail with an umbrella | |||
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"Room for one more? I’d love a vodka and please, no ice always room for you my friend front row you are next on karaoke what is the song " makes a very quick exit! | |||
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"Room for one more? I’d love a vodka and please, no ice always room for you my friend front row you are next on karaoke what is the song
makes a very quick exit! "give over I will duet with you you Dolly me Kenny you know the song xxx | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing "I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that. | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that."drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !! | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !! "It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone?? | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !!
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone??"come on let's rock | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !!
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone??come on let's rock ""Stop making the eyes at me I'll stop making the eyes at you, what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to..." Well after that shocker I will be needing another drink please, Paul. If you can give me 10 minutes and line up something by the chili peppers I'll be straight back up there | |||
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !!
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone??come on let's rock
"Stop making the eyes at me I'll stop making the eyes at you, what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to..."
Well after that shocker I will be needing another drink please, Paul.
If you can give me 10 minutes and line up something by the chili peppers I'll be straight back up there "chilli peppers to late on into the evening got home Englebert Humperdinck quando quando quando heard you sing this is more your style | |||
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?" yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert | |||
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert "Is it too early for Rocketman? | |||
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert
Is it too early for Rocketman?"your wish is my command though I think it's going to be a long long time | |||
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert
Is it too early for Rocketman?your wish is my command though I think it's going to be a long long time "I see what you did there have you been having a few cheeky drinks behind the bar, Paul? | |||
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert
Is it too early for Rocketman?your wish is my command though I think it's going to be a long long time
I see what you did there have you been having a few cheeky drinks behind the bar, Paul?"tea total fighting the demon drink | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today "millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage "Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella "millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok "Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then..  | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. "pleasure is all mine | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. pleasure is all mine "Are you trying to get me d*unk?  | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. pleasure is all mine
Are you trying to get me d*unk? "just doing my job | |||
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. pleasure is all mine
Are you trying to get me d*unk? just doing my job "That's okay then and keep up the good work | |||
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"Bar keep, drinks all round on me. I'll have two more pints of outcider" Thank you kindly sir, mine will be another double spiced and please, Paul | |||
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