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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine

A Rhino in Africa I was up a tree for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife's solicitor

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex wife's solicitor"

LOL did he catch you

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bigfoot......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby elephant followed bu a very pissed off mummy elephant while in Africa, jumped in the motor and drove like fuck but it was close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bull

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

A fucking Randy Horse … scary fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Turkey when I was 6. I swear I thought they were huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of cows after tipping another one

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Wasn’t really being chased but was attacked by a lion

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

A hippo...

A rhino...

A buffalo...

They are all on the large side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex wife's solicitor

LOL did he catch you"

She, and no, my solicitor stared her down in true Crocodile Dundee style!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

A bull when I was a child. I blame my cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse (stallion), and cows, the horse was bigger, but the cows were a whole herd

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

A flock of geese until I dropped the bread

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse (stallion), and cows, the horse was bigger, but the cows were a whole herd "

Cows are bloody horrible when they chase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhino. Chased the landrover I was in during a guided tour of the Kruger National Park in south Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse (stallion), and cows, the horse was bigger, but the cows were a whole herd

Cows are bloody horrible when they chase!

It was terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique "

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By *hakespears SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Hippo! And we were in a canoe. Never paddled so fast in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse (stallion), and cows, the horse was bigger, but the cows were a whole herd

Cows are bloody horrible when they chase!

It was terrifying

I got pushed into a barbed wire fence by one x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A cow on the town moor

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mr Mystique

Dont tell him

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I think he was called Darren

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When I was in

Pakistan a goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Mystique

Dont tell him

Nobody will know

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Sheer mass - a very angry pig when I worked at a zoo.

Height - ostrich in Kenya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse (stallion), and cows, the horse was bigger, but the cows were a whole herd

Cows are bloody horrible when they chase!

It was terrifying

I got pushed into a barbed wire fence by one x"

That’s what happened to me too, and there may have been a cow pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turkey, evil bastards them!

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By *C7995XCouple
over a year ago

London

A bear around the bedroom

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

An elephant in Africa. Never have I pumped the kickstart on a bike so frantically as then!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Badger. Though to be honest he didn't chase me.

But he did look in my direction with enough malice for me to do a runner anyway.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

A herd of Texel Rams... Google them, they're the Staffordshire Bull Terrier of sheep lol

Wasn't laughing at the time

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By *oncupiscent_dreamMan
over a year ago

City

Stallion horse was put in a field to mate with a mare probably

I climbed in and seen him, and he tried to have sex with the mare but fell off. I laughed real loud. Bad move.

Had to run and jump in a bush. Proper big bramble bush jumped as high and fast as I could into it.

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

A pissed off donkey and his mates. They look big when you are surrounded by them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bull

Chased me through a field when I was about 13, absolutely shat myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kid at a zoo I was running alongside the tiger enclosure.

A tiger was loping along next to me watching me and when it got to the corner of the fence it went up on it's hind legs against it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bull, but he just wanted a hug..

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

A bull in northern Spain

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

A Kangaroo!

This thing was 6 feet tall and built like a tank.

Didn't exactly chase me, but made it pretty clear that *he* was having the food in my hand and not the cute wee wallabys I was feeding.

I didn't argue...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mr Mystique

Dont tell him

Nobody will know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cow while I was heavily pregnant. Actually thought my baby would die.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A killer whale off Vancouver Island...it swam at high speed towards our small boat and dived underneath at the very last second!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been chased by an animal.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Whole herd of cows, due to an idiot friend antagonising them. Didn't know I could clear a gate that quickly. Hah.

Said idiot friend is dead now. Not cow-related, as far as I know.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A very very angry wasp

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A man

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Good question! An angry swan probably

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

A bouncer who was definitely like an animal the way he flung people out of the nightclub and definitely didn't like been called an ugly ***************** pig! Lol ?? them was the days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I can beat a rhino for size. Im sure a cow or a horse has seen me off in my time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a golfer knick my sandwich in Canada once the little ba*****

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A bull. I was in the car with my mum on the motorway. One of the fences must have broke because there was cows everywhere. The bull was about 2 car lengths away. It must have been getting stressed as it started going on it's hind legs. We started moving and it was walking towards us still jumping. We were driving about 5mph and it was getting closer. When we drove away it was getting faster. I've never heard my mum scream so much in my life. It only followed us for a minute but it was absolutely terrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a golfer knick my sandwich in Canada once the little ba*****"

Golfer or Goffer?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It was a domestic dog (breed unknown). The dog wasn't actually especially big but, relative to my 8 year old size, it was humongous!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Simple horse here. I could vault a farm gate in those days though

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

A tyrannosaurus rex, a big bugger! Or did I dream it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A tyrannosaurus rex, a big bugger! Or did I dream it?

It was real, I did laugh though

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"A tyrannosaurus rex, a big bugger! Or did I dream it?

It was real, I did laugh though

Its ok I took shelter from said beast in a John Lewis that just happened to be next to the field ! Too much cheese I think

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

A lion at a zoo, lucky for cages e t...or id be meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got chased but three stags while staying at a park overnight on a karate event as a kid. Group of us trying to cram through a single doorway at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse with a dirty great hard on!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

A heard of cows in pitch black with just enough light to see so far infront of you.

A group of 8-10 people

We knew there was a 12ft wall at side of us being teenagers that was high

We managed to walk right into the middle of them before we realised and then it was scarper.

A few went straight up the wall me included the rest somehow found a way around and we all met at the top of the wall.

Yet we all still have a chuckle about it.

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