FabSwingers.com forum: I am bored ….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Shall I sing?

I do a good "I told you I was trouble"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I sing?

I do a good "I told you I was trouble"

Ooh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look around. You are in a circus. Best and classic form of entertainment.

Oh wait now its a comedy show..oh the channel flicked.. They are wrestling. And now they show riots.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Shall I sing?

I do a good "I told you I was trouble"

Ooh yes

Ok. Hang on while I apply extra eye liner and do a bit of back combing...

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

I’m bored too. Love to find someone to chat with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look around. You are in a circus. Best and classic form of entertainment.

Oh wait now its a comedy show..oh the channel flicked.. They are wrestling. And now they show riots.

Sadly I’m in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a little suck to perk you up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I sing?

I do a good "I told you I was trouble"

Ooh yes

Ok. Hang on while I apply extra eye liner and do a bit of back combing...

Drums fingers and waits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m bored too. Love to find someone to chat with. "

Chat on here, tell us some jokes, or your best party trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a little suck to perk you up?

Today, sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient. "

Do you need sustenance? I can bring anything within the realms of availability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a little suck to perk you up?

Today, sadly not

hhhmmmm you must be ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient. "

Well I am bored at work too but its really bad thunder and lightning here , do u love or hate thunder and lightning?

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

"I’m bored too. Love to find someone to chat with.

Chat on here, tell us some jokes, or your best party trick

I walking past a shop the other day and in the Window was a tv 50% off but the volume button was broken. I thought I can’t turn that down.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm singing...can you hear me?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Makes 2 of us, of work and fuck all to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

Do you need sustenance? I can bring anything within the realms of availability

I’ve been fed and watered, it’s my mind that needs occupying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a little suck to perk you up?

Today, sadly not

hhhmmmm you must be ill

I really am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

Do you need sustenance? I can bring anything within the realms of availability

I’ve been fed and watered, it’s my mind that needs occupying "

Suduko

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Want me to bake you a cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

Do you need sustenance? I can bring anything within the realms of availability

I’ve been fed and watered, it’s my mind that needs occupying

Suduko

That is an excellent idea. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want me to bake you a cake?

Ooh yes, what’s your specialty?

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

So am I bad times

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient. "

You can always write some lines!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

You can always write some lines!?!"

That sounds like a punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some really bad one liners I could tell you though it maybe the wrong kinda groaning for this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can strut around in big heels and wiggle for you lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

You can always write some lines!?!

That sounds like a punishment

It depends what you are writing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know some really bad one liners I could tell you though it maybe the wrong kinda groaning for this site

Yes please, I love a one liner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can strut around in big heels and wiggle for you lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

You can always write some lines!?!

That sounds like a punishment

It depends what you are writing

Still sounded a bit headmastery

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is my nervous breakdown not entertaining enough for you any more?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I can bring you some Oasis soup to make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can strut around in big heels and wiggle for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know some really bad one liners I could tell you though it maybe the wrong kinda groaning for this site

Yes please, I love a one liner

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the helicopter for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should have beds beside each other then we could entertain ourselves!

Like good girls do when resting!

Jo.Xx

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Please will someone amuse me, I’m recuperating, and I’m not a patient patient.

You can always write some lines!?!

That sounds like a punishment

It depends what you are writing

Still sounded a bit headmastery

No, the Headmaster has the cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* hands miss fallen a double sided 5000 piece baked bean jigsaw*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We should have beds beside each other then we could entertain ourselves!

Like good girls do when resting!

Jo.Xx "

We really should have

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I can bring you some Oasis soup to make you feel better "

You get a roll with it

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