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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is it my wife is so house proud. Yet her car is like a skip on wheel.she is not the only woman like that that I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is immaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is a shithole lol

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Be like Violet ^

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

It’s because she is poring great pictures on here she ain’t got time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She lives in and has guests in her house. Not so with her car. That simply moves her from one place to another.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"My car is immaculate "

House like a skip?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Nope, you could eat your dinner off the floor in both our house and her cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is like this. Extremely house proud and her car is a mess. Which I find doubly frustrating because I’m a car valeter/detailer as a little hobby/side job.

At least when I clean her car now I’m paid for it though.

In cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house sparkles. My car is like its been driven through a tip with the windows down and a high wind. Not sure how that happened...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the passengers

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My car and house are immaculate. Well more clean and tidy, with everything in its place.

I use my car as a verhical. I towed a box trailer and motorbike trailer. Picked up my sons mountian bike with a flat. All in the last week. It currently has 2 large boxes in ready for delivery somewhere. - fem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the most immaculate house, spotless and like a showhouse.....

And then there is my car.....!! It's diabolical and i admit it! Empty Costa cups, saddles, bridles, old junk mail, straw, hay, dog hair, wheelbarrow, buckets etc etc! One car in the past, i actually had a family of fieldmice living in the boot

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Guilty as charged m'lord

I have no excuse, home is clean and relatively tidy, but the car is in badly in need of a clear out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the most immaculate house, spotless and like a showhouse.....

And then there is my car.....!! It's diabolical and i admit it! Empty Costa cups, saddles, bridles, old junk mail, straw, hay, dog hair, wheelbarrow, buckets etc etc! One car in the past, i actually had a family of fieldmice living in the boot "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house is immaculate.

My car is tidy but rarely hoovered. It gets washed more and then when I pass a hand car wash and have time.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Why is it my wife is so house proud. Yet her car is like a skip on wheel.she is not the only woman like that that I know."

It probably an extension to her handbag. Just be glad it's not the other way around.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My ex is like this. Extremely house proud and her car is a mess. Which I find doubly frustrating because I’m a car valeter/detailer as a little hobby/side job.

At least when I clean her car now I’m paid for it though.

In cash. "

Mine really needs doing....

Would you consider alternate payment?

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By *entcouple69Couple
over a year ago

London/Kent

I probably look after my cars more than the house

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine is usually very clean. Apart from when my partner leaves all his crap on the passenger side

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Don't think mine is too bad but my one fault which the hubby always gets onto me for is I tend to use the door pocket as a litter bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex is like this. Extremely house proud and her car is a mess. Which I find doubly frustrating because I’m a car valeter/detailer as a little hobby/side job.

At least when I clean her car now I’m paid for it though.

In cash.

Mine really needs doing....

Would you consider alternate payment? "

Credit card? PayPal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is tidy in the sense there is no rubbish or anything. But I rarely clean it. Not sure why, it just gets me from A to B I suppose - I don't live in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve found some disgusting things in cars that I’ve valeted. And it’s about 50/50 between who is worse between men and women. Women accumulate more rubbish in cars but it’s the left over/spilled food I’ve found in men’s cars.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My car has some shopping bags in the boot, a pair of glasses in the cupholder and a pair of sunglasses and a cloth in the drivers door. That's it. I don't keep anything in there, even rubbish.

I also don't wash it ever - I had a car I sold after 6 years that had been washed twice (both times when being serviced).

Not exactly a shit-tip, but also not overly smart. It's a smart casual car.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Its because all women can’t multitask and keep two things clean at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to be a pigsty... then my kids grew up. Now it's immaculate.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My car is a mess. The boot has dog stuff in it for our walks, the back seat has kids toys dotted around the place. The front is a bit like a Sunglasses shop, with Our Price thrown in, as I have shedloads of CD’s (out of their covers!) rammed in a little space.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My ex is like this. Extremely house proud and her car is a mess. Which I find doubly frustrating because I’m a car valeter/detailer as a little hobby/side job.

At least when I clean her car now I’m paid for it though.

In cash.

Mine really needs doing....

Would you consider alternate payment?

Credit card? PayPal? "

Bank transfer

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When my kids are with their dad, my house and car are tidy. When they're home, they leave a trail...

C

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple
over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

For some people a car is just a tool for a job. It takes them from A to B and back and that’s it.

However I keep all our cars clean and tidy. It seems the cars are my responsibility and the house has ended up as Lily’s.

Pink jobs and Blue jobs apparently, and cleaning the car is a blue job.

I’m happy keeping them clean as I enjoy detailing them. What’s odd though is Lily follows a load of car detailers on YouTube and loves watching their videos. Yet she isn’t interested in helping me!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"For some people a car is just a tool for a job. It takes them from A to B and back and that’s it.

However I keep all our cars clean and tidy. It seems the cars are my responsibility and the house has ended up as Lily’s.

Pink jobs and Blue jobs apparently, and cleaning the car is a blue job.

I’m happy keeping them clean as I enjoy detailing them. What’s odd though is Lily follows a load of car detailers on YouTube and loves watching their videos. Yet she isn’t interested in helping me!"

Big difference between watching and helping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is still in showroom condition. I couldn't drive it if it was a tip inside, would drive my mind insane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my car and I keep it lovely and clean inside and out.Car snob .

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine is always immaculate

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think it's when your house is clean and tidy you don't like bringing stuff in from the car to mess the house up and when we spend so much time working, cleaning, cooking, running about you really can't be assed cleaning the car as well. I don't live in my car. It just gets me from A to B and I'll say half the shit in it doesn't belong to me. It's others peoples crap. I do try and keep it clean. I really do but if you saw my house and the inside of my car you would think it was 2 very different people

I will say also men keep their cars immaculate but can't put a wet towel in the laundry or put work boots away so it works both ways

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's when your house is clean and tidy you don't like bringing stuff in from the car to mess the house up and when we spend so much time working, cleaning, cooking, running about you really can't be assed cleaning the car as well. I don't live in my car. It just gets me from A to B and I'll say half the shit in it doesn't belong to me. It's others peoples crap. I do try and keep it clean. I really do but if you saw my house and the inside of my car you would think it was 2 very different people

I will say also men keep their cars immaculate but can't put a wet towel in the laundry or put work boots away so it works both ways

R"

I’m a tidy freak so I am not one of those men who leaves wet towels out or work boots

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think it's when your house is clean and tidy you don't like bringing stuff in from the car to mess the house up and when we spend so much time working, cleaning, cooking, running about you really can't be assed cleaning the car as well. I don't live in my car. It just gets me from A to B and I'll say half the shit in it doesn't belong to me. It's others peoples crap. I do try and keep it clean. I really do but if you saw my house and the inside of my car you would think it was 2 very different people

I will say also men keep their cars immaculate but can't put a wet towel in the laundry or put work boots away so it works both ways

R

I’m a tidy freak so I am not one of those men who leaves wet towels out or work boots "

Join an orderly queue ladies

R

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Opposite here.

House is a comfortable lived in home. Car is immaculate.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I thought that was a myth

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My car usually gets cleaned once a week, inside and out. Hate having an untidy car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's when your house is clean and tidy you don't like bringing stuff in from the car to mess the house up and when we spend so much time working, cleaning, cooking, running about you really can't be assed cleaning the car as well. I don't live in my car. It just gets me from A to B and I'll say half the shit in it doesn't belong to me. It's others peoples crap. I do try and keep it clean. I really do but if you saw my house and the inside of my car you would think it was 2 very different people

I will say also men keep their cars immaculate but can't put a wet towel in the laundry or put work boots away so it works both ways

R

I’m a tidy freak so I am not one of those men who leaves wet towels out or work boots

Join an orderly queue ladies

R"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When l get in car for work l'm not happy cos my female side trashed it at top speed and not filled it up, when l get in it all dressed up for a lovely weekend lm not happy cos dash is full of receipts, not cleaned and parked anyhow, cant wait to retire so l can keep it girly , though l am wishing my life away l suppose !

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Guilty… always cleaning the house and very fussy too! The car however…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My car is immaculate

House like a skip?"

Not at all. I spend an hour a day at least. Cleaning and tidying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to just apolgise about the mess than tidy it if I have to transport anyone other then the family in my car. If I tidy it, it just gets grubby again anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The valeting company sort our vehicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside a woman’s car is fairy dust, at least what the stickers say on their car windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car was all sparkly and shiny despite its age. Then I parked it at a certain someone's house.

What a mistake that was. I either break the car going to his or it gets crapped on from great heights and covered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inside a woman’s car is fairy dust, at least what the stickers say on their car windows. "

‘Powered by Fairydust’

Course it is love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inside a woman’s car is fairy dust, at least what the stickers say on their car windows.

‘Powered by Fairydust’

Course it is love."

I run past a car with a sticker that says “Powered by Jesus”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is clean

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My car is full of bits of wheelchairs, cushions for wheelchairs, gloves for pushing wheelchairs, basketballs, horse riding hats and gloves and other bits and bats....... It's organised chaos

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I have this affliction

It's a tip

I must get better

Jo x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you been borrowing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they run out of space in their handbags?

Runs back to the man cave before I get lynched

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I know a woman whose car was the archetypal skip, staked full of gawd knows what. One day, she went through a hedge and rolled it. The inside looked no different afterwards.

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