FabSwingers.com forum: Pineapple..

By *ereforgiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Scotland

According to Google, Pineapples are a secret sign used by swingers to identify each other in public. An upside-down pineapple means that a person is in search of a swinger party.

Next Asda trip will be interesting then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it mean if you hold your pineapple oblique or perpendicular to the ceiling?

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By *olf4piggyCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Or it means you’re not normal having it on your pizza ??

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Scotland

"What does it mean if you hold your pineapple oblique or perpendicular to the ceiling?"

Fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about if it comes in a tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does it mean if you hold your pineapple oblique or perpendicular to the ceiling?

Fab straight?"

What if you are swinging it anticlockwise around in a circle then?

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Scotland

"How about if it comes in a tin"
I honestly have no idea and am too tipsy to make up some random nonsense

Awesome profile pic you have though!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

What about upside down cans of Lilt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you push pineapple and shake the tree it means you're in the band Black Lace.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What about upside down cans of Lilt?"

Ohh I love lilt

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you push pineapple and shake the tree it means you're in the band Black Lace."

Got that stuck in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Depends which end goes in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about upside down cans of Lilt?"

Do you like it like that

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?"

Maybe pineapple fingers would work best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

You won't sit down for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this work if I buy pineapple juice as well?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cubes or rings??

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's probably a more efficient way of getting a meet than joining Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I've been questioned in the last 24hrs on the forum why I think social media has had more of a negative effect than positive!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"How about if it comes in a tin"

Means you are willing to travel or wait a long time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?"

Rings, surely

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Only works with cheese

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Only works with cheese "

I would never waste cheese

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

Maybe pineapple fingers would work best

Can you buy them in the shops?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Only works with cheese

I would never waste cheese

If you are putting a pineapple in your ass then wasting cheese is the least of your issues

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

Rings, surely

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

The wimbledon trophy has a pineapple on the top, is that a reference too

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"The wimbledon trophy has a pineapple on the top, is that a reference too"

It’s a grand slam reference I think

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Also belongs on pizza

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"The wimbledon trophy has a pineapple on the top, is that a reference too

It’s a grand slam reference I think

Oh that’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a handful of us know the meaning of 4 pineapples pointing in the cardinal directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love haiwian pizza topped with pineapple (grabs coat and legs it)

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Love haiwian pizza topped with pineapple (grabs coat and legs it)

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best pizza ever, pineapple belongs on pizza

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What about upside down cans of Lilt?

Do you like it like that

I like it every which way but loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love haiwian pizza topped with pineapple (grabs coat and legs it)

best pizza ever, pineapple belongs on pizza "

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Only a handful of us know the meaning of 4 pineapples pointing in the cardinal directions"

Will you enlighten the rest of us

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

Maybe pineapple fingers would work best

Can you buy them in the shops? "

Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

Maybe pineapple fingers would work best

Can you buy them in the shops?

Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that

Bargain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deja vu.

Wasn't there a thread about this last week?

It's one of those urban myths OP

Another one is Pampass grass

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

Maybe pineapple fingers would work best

Can you buy them in the shops?

Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that

Bargain! "

A £1 to get five sticky fingers is certainly a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Scotland

"Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith

Not sure Spitting Image references will work on here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you got to carry a pineapple around with you & turn it upside down if looking for a party

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By *ereforgiggles OP Man
over a year ago

Scotland

"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse

Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?

Maybe pineapple fingers would work best

Can you buy them in the shops?

Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that

I'd happily take a finger in the ass....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

They make my mouth sore

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"They make my mouth sore

You’re doing it wrong then, my lovely

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"They make my mouth sore

I have something to make your mouth better.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"They make my mouth sore

I have something to make your mouth better.

Ooh er!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"They make my mouth sore

I have something to make your mouth better.

Ooh er!

Did you want to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Google, Pineapples are a secret sign used by swingers to identify each other in public. An upside-down pineapple means that a person is in search of a swinger party.

Next Asda trip will be interesting then

Pretty sure most of Asdas home decor features pineapples. It was a big trend a couple of years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my parents time it was a pampas grass in the front garden ?? funny thing was my parents didn’t have a clue and they had pampas grass growing in there front garden! Or maybe I’m missing something about what my parents actually got up to!!!! ??

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"They make my mouth sore

I have something to make your mouth better.

Ooh er!

Did you want to share?

I’m a fat bird…what is this ‘sharing’ you speak of??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"They make my mouth sore

I have something to make your mouth better.

Ooh er!

Did you want to share?

I’m a fat bird…what is this ‘sharing’ you speak of??

There's enough of me to go round.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"They make my mouth sore

I have something to make your mouth better.

Ooh er!

Did you want to share?

I’m a fat bird…what is this ‘sharing’ you speak of??

There's enough of me to go round.

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