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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Hey Matt I cant msg you due to your filter, msg me if your up for chat with a Heavy cummer cheers T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have? "

Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can only do posh wanks nowadays cause the aftermath mess is truly a nightmare to clean up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the purpose

If it’s for a cum walk or Bukkake then god yes

If it’s for just normal sex then don’t miss my mouth as it’s to much hassle to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?

Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm 22 stone - is that heavy enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?

Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x

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What have you got against Artex?!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

You should place a dartboard behind and keep score each time

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm 22 stone - is that heavy enough? "

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party."

Depends if its a sausage party.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party."

That’d give new meaning to the phrase “come for dinner”

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.

That’d give new meaning to the phrase “come for dinner” "

I'll pass, don't think I'm hungry

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.

That’d give new meaning to the phrase “come for dinner”

I'll pass, don't think I'm hungry "

It’s a drinks party. Obviously.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.

Depends if its a sausage party. "

I can't believe there's actually a film called sausage party

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.

That’d give new meaning to the phrase “come for dinner”

I'll pass, don't think I'm hungry

It’s a drinks party. Obviously. "

Suddenly I find I'm already well hydrated. Tbf given his party piece I'd say the OP is too

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By *aul_j80Man
over a year ago

Bloxwich

Drink plenty of water!!! Most of your semen is after all water.

Take zinc, I take 50mg a day of zinc as its good for recovery and immune health, Pygeum, This is good for your prostate and will increase your semen quantity, Soya Lecithin - you need to mega dose on thus (5 a day) prior to sex session

And don't cum for a couple of days.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Have you ever tried knocking over empty cans?

It’s what I would do if I had that skill!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It would be great to see OP. Even better if I'm between you and the wall

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Have you ever tried knocking over empty cans?

It’s what I would do if I had that skill!"

Why empty? I think OP can do at least half full.

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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Haha video to follow.

Might struggle with a Peroni Bottle though tbf

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Have you ever tried knocking over empty cans?

It’s what I would do if I had that skill!

Why empty? I think OP can do at least half full. "

I second this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?

Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x

What have you got against Artex?! "

It wasn't Artex before he moved in

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Drink plenty of water!!! Most of your semen is after all water.

Take zinc, I take 50mg a day of zinc as its good for recovery and immune health, Pygeum, This is good for your prostate and will increase your semen quantity, Soya Lecithin - you need to mega dose on thus (5 a day) prior to sex session

And don't cum for a couple of days. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have? "

Wow, Impressive, have u ever hit ur face by mistake?

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By *artyOnGirth OP   Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Many a time, a heavy cummers occupational hazard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a young man I could shoot like one of those musical water fountains in Vegas.

Nowadays I’m still like one of those musical water fountains but it’s the broken one you always see out of the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many a time, a heavy cummers occupational hazard "

Don’t forget them goggles haha x

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"I'm 22 stone - is that heavy enough? "

Ha ha best answer in here hands down. Made me actually laugh out loud.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I really couldn't care less

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?

Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x

What have you got against Artex?!

It wasn't Artex before he moved in "

I was a bit sick in my mouth at that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love a heavy cummer, love feeling it deep inside

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

If the wall is in your house and you use Dulux kitchen paint which is wipeable then it’s fine… in a public library probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have zero interest in how heavily a guy cums. If anything, less is better.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have zero interest in how heavily a guy cums. If anything, less is better. "

They say that 'more than a mouthful is a waste'.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I never ask if he’s a heavy cummer, I’m quite happy if he can only manage a dribble. Like I’m hoping a man isn’t put off when I can’t be a preforming monkey and squirt or gets disgusted when I do

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"I never ask if he’s a heavy cummer, I’m quite happy if he can only manage a dribble. Like I’m hoping a man isn’t put off when I can’t be a preforming monkey and squirt or gets disgusted when I do "

Performing monkeys is a different specialised site lol

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"I never ask if he’s a heavy cummer, I’m quite happy if he can only manage a dribble. Like I’m hoping a man isn’t put off when I can’t be a preforming monkey and squirt or gets disgusted when I do

Performing monkeys is a different specialised site lol"

I’m not even going to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.

Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have? "

How is that a "party trick"?

Do you actually do this at social gatherings and at party's? Surely this is just you, in your room, on your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vid or it never happened

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'm intrigued....

Do you get a bulls eye on your dart board every time then?

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Not something that appeals to me personally but sure plenty ladies will enjoy it. But it ain't going down my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deb would love a heavy cummer to cum over her face and let it drip down onto her tits

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By *ornyforbbc2019Couple
over a year ago

telford

We love heavy cummers

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