FabSwingers.com forum: If I didn`t have bad luck .....

By *umpkin OP Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

... I`d have none at all!

You`ve all read those posts from single guys who "can`t get any action"? Well I was at the Beach Party on Sunday, on my own because the lady who was coming with me couldn`t because of a strange but understandable reason. I wandered into the Dungeon to see a lady who I had seen earlier being well shagged on the bed. Being the kind of guy I am, I stood back and was watching quite happily. Then just as I was invited to join in the action, I had to leave the room to answer the call of nature!

So if you`re that lovely mature lady with the short blonde hair and a figure to die for or her minder who invited me to join in, I`m sorry but there`s nothing wrong with you and I really did want to join in but I really was busting for a wee!!!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have that problem.

weak bladder.