FabSwingers.com forum: If we were all Elephants how would you wash the Elephant above you

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Gently with my trunk,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd squirt at you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gently with my trunk, "

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Squirt your bum

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

With a brush obvs

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"With a brush obvs

With love xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I'd hose you with my trunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With dettol and a stiff brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ladder and a feather duster.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"carefully"

Dunked in the water and scrubbed

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If I had an elephant above me, I'd run. I also don't fancy washing an elephant's undercarriage, which is probably the part I could wash without working out how to get above him.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"If I had an elephant above me, I'd run. I also don't fancy washing an elephant's undercarriage, which is probably the part I could wash without working out how to get above him. "

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Pressure washer, wire brush and champagne. (Just like you ordered!).

Gbat

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yasmeen, I'd love to be on the inside of your head for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride them to the nearest car wash and buy them a bun on the way home.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Helicopter, big animal net, hover over a large deep lake and release (what a ride). I am assuming they swim and not wade

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen, I'd love to be on the inside of your head for an hour

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Helicopter, big animal net, hover over a large deep lake and release (what a ride). I am assuming they swim and not wade

With a toothbrush

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A loofah

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A loofah

In a swimming pool x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

With my tongue

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

If take your trunk in mine and gently lead you to a river.

Then push you in. Job done.

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Mud-wrestle in a shallow river

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

Windmilling with my trunk.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Windmilling with my trunk. "

With a brillo pad

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad"

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad. "

And clean your bumhole

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

And clean your bumhole "

My safeword is banana

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

And clean your bumhole

My safeword is banana "

Are they real tattoos on your face

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

And clean your bumhole

My safeword is banana

Are they real tattoos on your face"

Not at all!

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