FabSwingers.com forum: Handy man

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It looks like fab is the place to make a little extra cash on the side if you are ‘handy’ . Can you tile ? Do plumbing? Or other DIY tasks?

Or do you have another skill set ?

Ghost buster

John Wick

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I thought this thread was going to be about me tbh

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT support."

Switch it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT support.

Switch it off and on again?

Damn, you already know the secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do plenty with my hands...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was going to be about me tbh"

If it doesn’t go well you can have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT support.

Switch it off and on again?

Damn, you already know the secret."

The IT Crowd gave it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT support.

Switch it off and on again?

Damn, you already know the secret.

The IT Crowd gave it away

I'll have to resort to pretending to fix people's WIFI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a thread about helping out locals with any home improvements actually ended up having a social on the back of it and helping out a couple of people I now class as friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take your temperature and make you better

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT support.

Switch it off and on again?

Damn, you already know the secret.

The IT Crowd gave it away

I'll have to resort to pretending to fix people's WIFI."

Wifi never gets fixed…. However it does get more expensive

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I have a very particular set of skills...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I thought this thread was going to be about me tbh

If it doesn’t go well you can have it

Like Blink182 I'm watching, waiting, anticipating....

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I can take your temperature and make you better

..."

My temperature always rises when I see you though

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Handy woman here, I’d happily go to ladies houses to decorate, build, fix things! I wonder if there’s a market for a lingerie wearing handy woman? Hmm that’s got me thinking haha, Miss Pc

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'm good with my hands.... hence the user name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handy woman here, I’d happily go to ladies houses to decorate, build, fix things! I wonder if there’s a market for a lingerie wearing handy woman? Hmm that’s got me thinking haha, Miss Pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you consider ironing cleaning and hoovering ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a very particular set of skills..."

Anything like Liam Neeson ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Handy woman here, I’d happily go to ladies houses to decorate, build, fix things! I wonder if there’s a market for a lingerie wearing handy woman? Hmm that’s got me thinking haha, Miss Pc

If there wasn’t a market for a lingerie wearing handy woman there is now !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High end car valeting/ detailing/ paint correction.

Decent at DIY and gardening too

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I have a very particular set of skills...

Anything like Liam Neeson ?

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

This is a fantastic idea!

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Handy woman here, I’d happily go to ladies houses to decorate, build, fix things! I wonder if there’s a market for a lingerie wearing handy woman? Hmm that’s got me thinking haha, Miss Pc

No way. We're in the same city and do the same thing(ish)

Do people offer actual work out on here? I'm missing a whole new revenue source if so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

Only need another 5 now

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

Help you or you watching them doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

I’m good at painting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

Sounds like a disappointing swingers party!

“While you are here guys, paint the fence and shed, cheers “

Hahaha

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I need my back garden fence and shed painted. Would love to hold a little fab party and invite 6 fab men to help me do the painting.

Damn, Glasgow is a bit far but anyone Northants and Beds way needing assistance... genuine handyman and yep good with my hands too, best way of working is to get a good feel for what your working on

but genuinely so, I do wood carving and turning and making Harry Potter wands, so it helps.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Registered gas Safe full suite except commercial catering (nasty greasy things)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked a few times if I'm willing to offer my services naked

I haven't accepted yet but never say never

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fab doesn't permit use of the site for financial gain. If you had friends from here or clubs, you may find they trust you and you could get to help them.

Otherwise, people may be interested in handyman services, with some sexual elements. It can be fun to get action on your breaks. But many are wary of mixing business with pleasure and others of having people in their homes.

I like fit workmen and the opportunities we can gain from time together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not an undertaker, but I can bury a stiff?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Who else has Rocky horror in their head now

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By *icennaughtyguyMan
over a year ago

Northants

I'm a general handyman and do everything except electrical and gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never asked for cash just simply helping with small jobs for locals, I fitted a couple of doors for a couple and did some painting for lady, I didn’t actually have any fun with either as being honest I just didn’t feel the chemistry in that way but I still chat occasionally with both and had a good laugh, it doesn’t alway have to be about sex !!!

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Been a trady for 16years and never had fun with a Cilent, them late night channel 5 ‘confessions of a…….’ Film series really lied to me

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

wilts

I can paint, plaster, do some plumbing and pretty good with electrical work too, never actually used any of them skills here but who knows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not an undertaker, but I can bury a stiff?"

OMG, that made me laugh so much!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I have a very particular set of skills..."
you been watching taken

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm a handy guy, no I'm not joking

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'm no gynecologist but I'll take a good look

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m very handy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a very hands on person

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I'm a general handyman and do everything except electrical and gas"

So, no vibrators or farting?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I'm a very hands on person

Sounds like my kind of lady

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I’m very handy

Especially at getting milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very handy

You can help me with some jobs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very handy

Especially at getting milk

Like a milkmaid

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very handy

You can help me with some jobs

Where should I start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m also a qualified tree surgeon.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Yep - I can design and build pretty much anything I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wide range of skills that nobody seems to want...

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"I’m very handy

Especially at getting milk

Like a milkmaid

Don't say it, don't say it.......

You can milk me anytime

Damn it, I couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very handy

You can help me with some jobs

Where should I start

I’m not sure I should say on a public thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very handy

You can help me with some jobs

Where should I start

I’m not sure I should say on a public thread

However we would definitely have to start with the preparation as this is essential regarding getting the finish right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not an undertaker, but I can bury a stiff?"

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Courrier

broken down on the m6 not my van so no use to any one

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Electrician and had one meeting due to that since 2008

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do most off manual house works like: handyman painting decorating, tiling, flooring, roofs repairs, gutters etc

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very handy

Especially at getting milk

Like a milkmaid

Don't say it, don't say it.......

You can milk me anytime

Damn it, I couldn't resist

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m very handy

You can help me with some jobs

Where should I start

I’m not sure I should say on a public thread

However we would definitely have to start with the preparation as this is essential regarding getting the finish right

Preparation is everything right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very handy

You can help me with some jobs

Where should I start

I’m not sure I should say on a public thread

However we would definitely have to start with the preparation as this is essential regarding getting the finish right

Preparation is everything right

It’s key to a successful job

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I regularly approach people about repointing their gable end.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I regularly approach people about repointing their gable end."

Ohh what a horrible job that is

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I regularly approach people about repointing their gable end.

Ohh what a horrible job that is

I’ve no clue what I’m doing and quite expensive. But I’m extremely handy!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I regularly approach people about repointing their gable end.

Ohh what a horrible job that is

I’ve no clue what I’m doing and quite expensive. But I’m extremely handy!"

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"I regularly approach people about repointing their gable end.

Ohh what a horrible job that is

I’ve no clue what I’m doing and quite expensive. But I’m extremely handy!"

That's basically the business plan I took to the bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It looks like fab is the place to make a little extra cash on the side if you are ‘handy’ . Can you tile ? Do plumbing? Or other DIY tasks?

Or do you have another skill set ?

Ghost buster

John Wick

Funny you should mention this, I have started gardening. I'm now in the position of deciding whether to quit my unfulfilling job and starting my own business. This thought scares the shit out of me as I have never done it before and never had any kind of confidence with anything. Sort of a real life change.

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By *imbo2007Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Plumber her happy to help out fellow fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a handy man he's handy because he lives just round the corner lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Love a bit of DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It looks like fab is the place to make a little extra cash on the side if you are ‘handy’ . "

I find it strange that you think that given that we're not supposed to be offering commercial services in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none. I can paint, decorate, lay flooring, build flat packs, lay slabs, fix cars the list goes on.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There's something rather appealing about watching a sexy naked man mop my floors

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

I only give estimates

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It looks like fab is the place to make a little extra cash on the side if you are ‘handy’ .

I find it strange that you think that given that we're not supposed to be offering commercial services in the forums. "

I think it's hypothetical, or a musing after reading peoples' statuses maybe?

I didn't take it seriously.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I only give estimates "

about 6 inches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am a very handy man,from plumbing,electrics,gardening to tree felling. Even good at layin(the odd patio) simply the best at trimming the odd hedge or bush ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always trim my own bush

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I always trim my own bush

I'm great at inspecting plug holes.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I’m good at trimming bushes

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By *omtom2088Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Need my back door fixing

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