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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

but should be a criminal offence?

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Not salting your pasta when cooking

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Putting pineapple on pizza

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not using manners

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Children

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Crocs

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By *ager4moreWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

Not tipping for good service

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Putting pineapple on pizza

Should get 7 years for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing sandals and socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing loud when eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non use of indicators on vehicles

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Taking children on a night flight then whingeing like stuck pigs when you have to queue because it’s past their bedtime…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bunny ear filters

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Using a knife & fork the wrong way round

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Wearing sandals and socks

Guilty... I call them my 'scandals'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using a knife & fork the wrong way round"

That’s a life sentence

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Carrots!

They're hidden in some sweets, lasagne, spag bol and far too may foods that don't need them. Stop it!

Peas are just as bad.

Pollock, you know...the fish that food manufacturers are ashamed of, as nobody want to to call it that, just names like Omega 3/White fish, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting the milk in before the water when making tea.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Using a knife & fork the wrong way round"

tbh, I only stopped doing this once I ran out of plasters.

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Battery operated vibrators!! think we could have had shares in duracell over the years!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart. "

Salting food before tasting it gets me the same way.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Using a knife & fork the wrong way round

That’s a life sentence "

Actually I hold my fork in my right hand, as this snobbery is down to the Victorian era, between the French and Russians. This era was when the idea of starter, mains and pudding was made the norm and silly little foodie lores.

If I'm eating pie and custard, the spoon is in my right hand.

But when I'm eating pie and gravy, the fork is in my right hand. I am right handed.

There is no rhyme nor reason for me to change that.

"This pure snobbery is how religions get started!" (Dara O'Brien)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Taking children on a night flight then whingeing like stuck pigs when you have to queue because it’s past their bedtime…"

YUUUUP!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Non use of indicators on vehicles "

Audi?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

SUVs/crossovers. Too fat forparking spaces, driven by people who don't know how big they are and hog both lanes, far too jhigh up and cause dangerous dazzle for car drivers, even when on low beam.

Plus, how is driving around in a bigger vehicle better for the planet?

Boob implants I call them!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart.

Salting food before tasting it gets me the same way."

Are we not going to get on then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart.

Salting food before tasting it gets me the same way."

Yes. Grrrrrr

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Bunny ear filters"

Or any filters really.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

English mustard that makes your eyes water and your nostrils burn.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart. "

Ahhhh…..

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Stopping when approaching an obviously clear roundabout grrr…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indicating when fucking turning!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart.

Salting food before tasting it gets me the same way.

Are we not going to get on then?"

Not while cooking, once served. Taste, then add salt if needed!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cooking pasta beyond al dente.

Sea salt and caramel.

People who spit on pavements. Grim. So grim

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Combovers

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"English mustard that makes your eyes water and your nostrils burn."

Oh I love that stuff. Wasabi too. I love that fizz at the top of the nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pouring ketchup on everything. Hurts my cooking heart.

Ahhhh…..

You can be fed 9 1/2 weeks style. As an option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using mobile phone cameras at live gigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting the milk in before the water when making tea.

Not using a teapot

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Any wig on a man

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cooking pasta beyond al dente.

Sea salt and caramel.

People who spit on pavements. Grim. So grim

I despise spitting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing on the seat and not wiping in communal toilets

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Pink clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting pineapple on pizza

oh, don't start with that again!

We've already had words!!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Pissing on the seat and not wiping in communal toilets"
what kind of woman would do that eh!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starbucks 'coffee'

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Starbucks 'coffee'

Burnt coffee

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Loitering zombie-like in the middle of a shopping aisle with the trolly stretched out at arms length, effectively blocking the whole bloody aisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wearing sandals and socks

Guilty... I call them my 'scandals'.

It is a flippin' scandal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the toilet seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs "

WORD.

I can’t get over how ugly they are. And I’m seeing shit loads of young people wearing them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapchat filters on anyone over 12.

Orange make up.

Tracksuit bottoms + socks. WTaF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vans shoes

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Putting pineapple on pizza

oh, don't start with that again!

We've already had words!!

Criminal!!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I have to admit to owning crocs…….. but they’re a different style and mega comfy and look good

Crocs serena sandal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unnecessary spitting in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs "

Sex case slippers

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A profile cock pic

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Cardigans!

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Eyelashes on cars

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Asking to see face pics on here within the first couple of messages, if we wanted to show them willy nilly they would be in public view

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"English mustard that makes your eyes water and your nostrils burn.

Oh I love that stuff. Wasabi too. I love that fizz at the top of the nose!"

I'm just about able to enjoy that.

(Who needs napalm anyway?)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Letting their darling kids run around shops and getting upset when their darlings run straight into your stationary trolley, thinking the are the Molten Man from Terminator 2.

parents who let their kids scream from 7:30 am and don't give a fuck about their neighbours, as the wailing just pierces through concrete.

Bad parenting.

Sorry, thought this was mumsnet

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

Having a car that doesn't fit into the front garden so take up half the pavement as well. 5 years hard labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using 'you know' as punctuation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but should be a criminal offence?

I'll start

Not salting your pasta when cooking"

Guilty, I hardly use salt. And don’t use it in cooking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting pineapple on pizza

I'd go a step further and make it a capital offence!

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"but should be a criminal offence?

I'll start

Not salting your pasta when cooking

Guilty, I hardly use salt. And don’t use it in cooking x "

I'm sorry Ange, it's prison for you i'm afraid

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Saying 'like' when not needed.

Rabbit ears finger gestures, because we are too dumb to recognise when speech marks are to be used.

Instagram.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Running your engine for twenty minutes, without driving off. Charging your phone should not be used a an excuse. double the sentence in that case.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

ITV2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ITV2"

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People driving significantly below the speed limit.

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

"Vans shoes

What is wrong with vans??

I love mine, they’re nightmare before Christmas ones

There are so many different styles of vans too, are you just gonna hate on them all?

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

"but should be a criminal offence?

I'll start

Not salting your pasta when cooking

Guilty, I hardly use salt. And don’t use it in cooking x "

I don’t use salt in my cooking, I put it on after if needed.

My kids don’t like salt on their food.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pink clothes"

Don't watch the Giro D'Italia then.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"ITV2

Definitely! "

Mwwwa.

We are going to get along, just fine, mighty fine.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Siting so low, in the driver's seat that the driver has to stare through the steering wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but should be a criminal offence?

I'll start

Not salting your pasta when cooking"
I'm this way with cooking veg must admit can't stand any without yet I don't put salt directly on my dinner

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By *lenderfox OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"People driving significantly below the speed limit. "

Yes!

Driver's who drive half an inch behind your bumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who parked 6" from you even though car park nearly empty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocs "

No!!!!! I love my crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using 'you know' as punctuation."

Is this about me

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Gambling adds and particularly the types that target vulnerable groups

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

[Removed by poster at 06/08/21 18:47:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failure to indicate while driving

By doing so, or not doing so even, you are not only risking the lives of yourselves but those of innocent people.

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