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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Who wants their holes pumped?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not after last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not after last time

Brother, I was scared after last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paddleboard has a hole for a hose

you can pump that up

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are "

Aw g’wan. Just take your glass eye out

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"My paddleboard has a hole for a hose

you can pump that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a fireman?

Also, pumped out, or pumped in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a hole in my fave hoodie that needs darning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are

Aw g’wan. Just take your glass eye out

If I take it out I won't be able to see it to put it back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants their holes pumped?

Love and Peace

Anus or mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

3 minutes???

Don't be so demanding

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are you a fireman?

Also, pumped out, or pumped in?"

Yes

And the second answer is pumped in….. no out……. no in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

Are you sure you can fit him in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

3 minutes???

Don't be so demanding

I expect foreplay and cuddles in that time too

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Sock it to me big lad

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've got a hole in my fave hoodie that needs darning

WTF is darning?? Stop talking in housewife riddles

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

You say you’re insatiable……. you don’t know the half of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

3 minutes???

Don't be so demanding

I expect foreplay and cuddles in that time too

See! Demanding

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Who wants their holes pumped?

Love and Peace

Anus or mouth?"

The one that counts

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sock it to me big lad"

I always play safe and wear a sock

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

My hero

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?"

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind"

I don’t wear knickers

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind

I don’t wear knickers

Tart

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Not after last time

Still sore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants their holes pimped?

Love and Peace

I’m open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always down knickers live at my ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You used the ‘H’ word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often find it's rude to refuse

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I've never had an enema, so I'm undecided.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You used the ‘H’ word!

Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Often find it's rude to refuse

I was always taught that it’s better to give than receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You used the ‘H’ word!

Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too

Bad boy

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time

That’s cause you had 2 at the same time

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You used the ‘H’ word!

Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too

Bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time. "

I’ll be sure to empty the tank this time

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Evacuate the contents of thy wanton balls in my leather bagel good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time.

I’ll be sure to empty the tank this time

Good to know. I have a busy week lined up. Will there still be room for Jim as he is having a go on Sunday?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time

That’s cause you had 2 at the same time

You told me it was buy one get one free!

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