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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants their holes pumped?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not after last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not after last time "

Brother, I was scared after last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paddleboard has a hole for a hose you can pump that up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are "

Aw g’wan. Just take your glass eye out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My paddleboard has a hole for a hose you can pump that up "

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a fireman?

Also, pumped out, or pumped in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a hole in my fave hoodie that needs darning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are

Aw g’wan. Just take your glass eye out "

If I take it out I won't be able to see it to put it back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants their holes pumped?

Love and Peace "

Anus or mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes "

3 minutes???

Don't be so demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a fireman?

Also, pumped out, or pumped in?"

Yes

And the second answer is pumped in….. no out……. no in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes "

Are you sure you can fit him in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

3 minutes???

Don't be so demanding "

I expect foreplay and cuddles in that time too

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Sock it to me big lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a hole in my fave hoodie that needs darning "

WTF is darning?? Stop talking in housewife riddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes "

You say you’re insatiable……. you don’t know the half of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes

3 minutes???

Don't be so demanding

I expect foreplay and cuddles in that time too "

See! Demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who wants their holes pumped?

Love and Peace

Anus or mouth?"

The one that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sock it to me big lad"

I always play safe and wear a sock

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock "

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock "

My hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?"

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it? "

I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind"

I don’t wear knickers

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Sock it to me big lad

I always play safe and wear a sock

You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?

A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it?

I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind

I don’t wear knickers "

Tart

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Not after last time "

Still sore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants their holes pimped?

Love and Peace "

I’m open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always down knickers live at my ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You used the ‘H’ word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often find it's rude to refuse

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I've never had an enema, so I'm undecided.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You used the ‘H’ word! "

Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Often find it's rude to refuse "

I was always taught that it’s better to give than receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You used the ‘H’ word!

Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too "

Bad boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time "

That’s cause you had 2 at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You used the ‘H’ word!

Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too

Bad boy "

TY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time. "

I’ll be sure to empty the tank this time

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Evacuate the contents of thy wanton balls in my leather bagel good sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time.

I’ll be sure to empty the tank this time "

Good to know. I have a busy week lined up. Will there still be room for Jim as he is having a go on Sunday?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time

That’s cause you had 2 at the same time "

You told me it was buy one get one free!

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