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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have one right up there which I was not comfortable with. Anyone else ?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I have one right up there which I was not comfortable with. Anyone else ?"

A&E should help with your discomfort…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got offered a BJ today. When I agreed to meet, she said that I might not like her. I asked why and she then said, because she is a man! That was weird

He done alright though

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I thought you had a thing for sharks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was offered sex I would find it weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hade quite a lot off odd ball out there ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hade quite a lot off odd ball out there ones "

I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one right up there which I was not comfortable with. Anyone else ?"

Like Frankie said... Relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hade quite a lot off odd ball out there ones

I bet "

Yes I have wonko

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Nobody ask Tom what the offer was. That'll crease him!!

He's dying for someone to ask.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one right up there which I was not comfortable with. Anyone else ?"

Come on Tom, tell us. Was it shark related?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'm still waiting for one I wouldn't accept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got offered a BJ today. When I agreed to meet, she said that I might not like her. I asked why and she then said, because she is a man! That was weird

He done alright though"

Wait, what? I’m confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure most women on here would have heard from Carter the professional footballer who always asks for a deep throat session that ends in thick vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got offered a BJ today. When I agreed to meet, she said that I might not like her. I asked why and she then said, because she is a man! That was weird

He done alright though

Wait, what? I’m confused "

The first paragraph is 100% real. The last bit is false. I actually called him a twat and blocked him from messaging me

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Pretty sure most women on here would have heard from Carter the professional footballer who always asks for a deep throat session that ends in thick vomit. "

Wot..?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I was walking casually in the street near my neighbourhood and this man stops me and asks me if I was busy and if I wanted to give him a sucky sucky. He was serious btw, I was just minding my own business eating my melon pieces, being a happy girl with her melon in her mouth… I was so shocked I just said… “No I’m going to see a friend”

And fled

Another time, someone in the van pulls me over and asks if I wanted to jump in… so I could blow him

I mean I could keep going and going

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Pretty sure most women on here would have heard from Carter the professional footballer who always asks for a deep throat session that ends in thick vomit.

Wot..?! "

Glad it's not just me that has absolutely no idea what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure most women on here would have heard from Carter the professional footballer who always asks for a deep throat session that ends in thick vomit.

Wot..?!

Glad it's not just me that has absolutely no idea what that means "

He copy and pastes seeking this specific fetish. Every time I put a profile up on here I get the same message so loads of women must have received this offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got offered a BJ today. When I agreed to meet, she said that I might not like her. I asked why and she then said, because she is a man! That was weird

He done alright though

Wait, what? I’m confused

The first paragraph is 100% real. The last bit is false. I actually called him a twat and blocked him from messaging me "

Well at least u didn’t travel all the way to find out it was a him lol

Count your blessings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was walking casually in the street near my neighbourhood and this man stops me and asks me if I was busy and if I wanted to give him a sucky sucky. He was serious btw, I was just minding my own business eating my melon pieces, being a happy girl with her melon in her mouth… I was so shocked I just said… “No I’m going to see a friend”

And fled

Another time, someone in the van pulls me over and asks if I wanted to jump in… so I could blow him

I mean I could keep going and going

"

It wasn’t much obviously about the type of sexual offer but the way it was asked and the context that left me weirded out btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got offered a BJ today. When I agreed to meet, she said that I might not like her. I asked why and she then said, because she is a man! That was weird

He done alright though

Wait, what? I’m confused

The first paragraph is 100% real. The last bit is false. I actually called him a twat and blocked him from messaging me

Well at least u didn’t travel all the way to find out it was a him lol

Count your blessings "

Oh I'm really glad that didn't happen. It wouldnt have gone down well.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Wouldn't call it weird, just that I didn't want my doors smashed in whatsoever.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If his message is not the best then why is he called Carter the Footballer.. ?

Surely a better name

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