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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

As a child (primary school age) I thought people saying terraced housing were actually saying terrorist housing. As a northern Irish native I couldn't understand how terrorists evaded the police if they had allocated housing.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As a child, I thought that older black and white films reflected the fact that the world itself was actually in black and white at the time

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I thought road signs stating Reduce Speed Now meant you could speed up. I ignored the Reduce part for some reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was little I was terrified of Michael Jackson’s Thriller video!

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

I must look typically western European

Several years ago on holiday in Turkey during breakfast the waiter greeted me "guten morgen" and had such a shocked look when I replied "good morning"

More recently on a trip to Amsterdam a man approached me and let off a tirade in what I assume was dutch. I replied "excuse me?" Again he had such a look of shock on his face and said "oh sorry, you look like someone who owes me €100 but obviously you're not him."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a child (primary school age) I thought people saying terraced housing were actually saying terrorist housing. As a northern Irish native I couldn't understand how terrorists evaded the police if they had allocated housing. "

And the moment you realised you were wrong ?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"As a child (primary school age) I thought people saying terraced housing were actually saying terrorist housing. As a northern Irish native I couldn't understand how terrorists evaded the police if they had allocated housing.

And the moment you realised you were wrong ? "

I'm not sure what age I was but still primary school. I may have felt a bit silly

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

What is a wonderwall?

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I must look typically western European

Several years ago on holiday in Turkey during breakfast the waiter greeted me "guten morgen" and had such a shocked look when I replied "good morning"

More recently on a trip to Amsterdam a man approached me and let off a tirade in what I assume was dutch. I replied "excuse me?" Again he had such a look of shock on his face and said "oh sorry, you look like someone who owes me €100 but obviously you're not him." "

While at my citizenship ceremony this guy started chatting to me in Romanien. I'm not really sure how he got so mixed up.

I also often get messages in Polish on dating apps because people draw the wrong conclusion from my name. Maybe the universe is telling me that I should learn the language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought cheese came from caves and that's what miners were mining for.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I thought vandals were animals as I asked my dad what a vandal was when I was around 4 and he said they were animals!

My tiny mind was properly boggled

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Are humans the only species where vouyerism is a thing? Do other species get off watching their peers mating?

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

When I was little I thought Heavy plant crossing road signs meant a Triffid was going to pop out. I ‘d read the Day of the Triffids and had a pretty vivid imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought vandals were animals as I asked my dad what a vandal was when I was around 4 and he said they were animals!

My tiny mind was properly boggled "

Seriously laughed out loud with this. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was little I thought Heavy plant crossing road signs meant a Triffid was going to pop out. I ‘d read the Day of the Triffids and had a pretty vivid imagination "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a child, I thought that older black and white films reflected the fact that the world itself was actually in black and white at the time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought cheese came from caves and that's what miners were mining for. "

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What is a wonderwall? "

Some kind of gloryhole setup probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought my dad had a problem in buying a dog, because every time I asked him where he was going he said "to see a man about a dog". Of course he was just going to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my (evil) parents told me that the thump thump thumping I could hear when my head hit the pillow at bed time (reality; my own heartbeat), was a big giant on the other side of the world stomping coming to get me, but would stop as soon as I got to sleep ...yeah that worked!

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Taking a slightly different tack, I wonder what kids or non-native English speakers think when they see those temporary road signs that read 'Cats Eyes Removed'? There must be a seriously sadistic vet in the area!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"my (evil) parents told me that the thump thump thumping I could hear when my head hit the pillow at bed time (reality; my own heartbeat), was a big giant on the other side of the world stomping coming to get me, but would stop as soon as I got to sleep ...yeah that worked! "

That's cruel

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

As children my cousin and I wondered if you could apply the same principles of horse riding to cattle. Cue two dipshits stood on top of a silage bale with handfuls of meal to attract our mount.

Long story short cows are not horses and have no wish to be.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When I was young I used to think a chimney was a chimley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How awesome was strutting in my mums heels little diva, I was

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Would I regret getting circumcised?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Fab videos are evidence of why I've always preferred amateur porn

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

When my friends mum used to ask me if I'd had my birthday this year or if it was still to come

I used to think 'well both' because I hadn't grasped the concept that we had a new year every 365 days

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

When my grandad was teaching me to tell the time I couldn't understand how 6.40 and twenty to seven were the same time

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

How much balls did the first human have, who looked at a wolf or wild dog and thought I can be friends with that.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

If you ate the pips from an apple a tree might sprout inside you.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"my (evil) parents told me that the thump thump thumping I could hear when my head hit the pillow at bed time (reality; my own heartbeat), was a big giant on the other side of the world stomping coming to get me, but would stop as soon as I got to sleep ...yeah that worked! "

Aww

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

How do people figure out how to be an adult and when do I get the instruction book?

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By *0ladfunMan
over a year ago

Brisbane

I need to buy broccoli

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

I hate hearing my voice played back on a recording.

Why does your voice sound different when you hear it as you speak to how it sounds recorded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got chicken pox when I was 5 a week after my first school trip to a farm.

I was convinced I caught it from chickens and no one told me otherwise

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

I think my dog may be part horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does chewing gum really stay in your belly forever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I lay watching the clouds, I wonder would jumping from cloud to cloud be like cotton wool under my feet.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Does chewing gum really stay in your belly forever?"

My parents always used that one

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

According to most supermarket 'serves (insert number)' I'm four people

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Did NotsoPosh ever send herself that friend request?

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

When I was younger and I told my parents I needed the loo, everytime we drove past a to let sign I could never understand why they wouldn't stop as I thought it said toilet

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

I recently discovered that what I've known as a pasty all my life is apparently not a thing outside of Northern Ireland.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Doesn't the dessert in Chunky gent's profile pic look tasty

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Tribute by Tenacious D was inspired by a conversation between Jack and Kyle about one by Metallica in which Jack said one is the greatest song in the world.

So tribute is a tribute to one.

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