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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash it ..... "

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A fresh one always tastes great. What's to improve on?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Season it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash it ..... "

Hahaha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Smear Marmite on it….

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Maybe the initial selection process may be faulty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smear Marmite on it…. "

Nooooooo

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Spuirty cream, strawberry and sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dental dams

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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's your tongue that's off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flea collar

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple juice"

That's rather fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash it ..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks "

Lemon cream sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tartar sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never tasted a bad one. Have I been lucky lol?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like it you may prefer cock. Just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't like it you may prefer cock. Just sayin "

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I love the taste!

Can't get enough

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

From my experience, keep penises-even covered ones-away from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not encouraging my bicuriosity back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some folk simply don't like it, and that's absolutely fine - just get good with your fingers instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a peg on your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't like it you may prefer cock. Just sayin "

True story

This is what I discovered anyhow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘It’s sweeter and tenderer than dog meat’: Vietnam’s taste for cat leaves pets in peril! Hanoi restaurants keep ‘little tiger’ on the menu in defiance of an official ban.

The enduring popularity of “little tiger” as a snack to accompany a beer in Vietnam means that cat owners live in constant fear of animal snatchers, despite an official ban.

At an unassuming restaurant next to a carwash in central Hanoi, a cat is prepared for hungry clients: drowned, shaved and burned to remove all fur before being cut up and fried with garlic.

“A lot of people eat cat meat. It’s a novelty. They want to try it,” said the establishment’s manager.

(*yes, that's cut & paste )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the responses are hilarious. If you don’t like the taste OP then dont lick it. Infact just hold hands and play scrabble instead. Much more fun

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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Real men eat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men suck dick"

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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men are strong enough to pin another man down and fuck him hard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the responses are hilarious. If you don’t like the taste OP then dont lick it. Infact just hold hands and play scrabble instead. Much more fun "

PMSL !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to use tuna in sunflower oil as lube which definitely helps with the taste. I also only wash it once a month so I don't get rid of the good bacteria. I've heard a toothbrush with some bleach once a year is a great deep clean treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to use tuna in sunflower oil as lube which definitely helps with the taste. I also only wash it once a month so I don't get rid of the good bacteria. I've heard a toothbrush with some bleach once a year is a great deep clean treatment. "

You are DEAD to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to use tuna in sunflower oil as lube which definitely helps with the taste. I also only wash it once a month so I don't get rid of the good bacteria. I've heard a toothbrush with some bleach once a year is a great deep clean treatment.

You are DEAD to me "

I'm not sure how to take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to taste her lemon cream sauce on a Friday. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to taste her lemon cream sauce on a Friday. ^"

What about tasting my minge on a Sunday at church?

It is creamy but it's not zesty Jim.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Op are you serious

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

No pussy should smell or taste wrong we all have are own taste and smell if you wash regularly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to taste her lemon cream sauce on a Friday. ^

What about tasting my minge on a Sunday at church?

It is creamy but it's not zesty Jim. "

I'd worship at the alter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to taste her lemon cream sauce on a Friday. ^

What about tasting my minge on a Sunday at church?

It is creamy but it's not zesty Jim.

I'd worship at the alter!"

It's a date!! But I want you to sing me a song about lemon cream sauce as you tongue my tuna tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just tastes good all the time ? *shrugs shoulders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone likes it OP. And that's ok

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I smear sardines on my minge ..Make sure it’s in oil tho not tomato sauce as that can be messy ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smear sardines on my minge ..Make sure it’s in oil tho not tomato sauce as that can be messy .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a peg on your nose."
hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it "

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told"
I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection "

That's probably the ones problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection "

Apparently that’s an old wives tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection

Apparently that’s an old wives tale "
x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection

Apparently that’s an old wives tale "

You.mean I gotta take all this bloody cranberry juice back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not much about taste, it’s a satisfaction what matters and makes it superior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection

Apparently that’s an old wives tale

You.mean I gotta take all this bloody cranberry juice back!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind if this isn’t a “wind up thread” I suppose a female could have BV & she don’t realise & there’s creams you can get for that from a chemist it’s to put the lady’s PH level back in balance

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Drizzle it with a red wine and blackcurrant jus and garnish with a bayleaf

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I love the natural taste and smell. If its that bad then there's something wrong lol

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By *londie06Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Some of the responses are hilarious. If you don’t like the taste OP then dont lick it. Infact just hold hands and play scrabble instead. Much more fun "

This made me LOL

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By *londie06Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I smear sardines on my minge ..Make sure it’s in oil tho not tomato sauce as that can be messy .."

Lololololol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"This is not encouraging my bicuriosity back lol "

Some taste fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, every thing is better washed. My preference is shaved as well. The sweet taste of excitement is awsome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe try a bit of salt and pepper

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch.. "

Beef monster much has quite a lingering aftertaste...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fry it

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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

The reason I asked was I’ve tried one the other day and it literally tasted sweet! I mean of course all pussies taste great! But this one was rather like a candy or something that I was wondering if there is anything you could do about it thats all.

Apparently there is more clown on fab that in any circus !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the taste of all pussies , especially if my spunk is dripping from it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch.. "

Take me to her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

Take me to her "

Smell your own gonads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

Take me to her

Smell your own gonads"

Rude

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

Take me to her

Smell your own gonads

Rude "

Crude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

Take me to her

Smell your own gonads

Rude

Crude"

Oil

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

Take me to her

Smell your own gonads

Rude

Crude

Oil"

Bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to use tuna in sunflower oil as lube which definitely helps with the taste. I also only wash it once a month so I don't get rid of the good bacteria. I've heard a toothbrush with some bleach once a year is a great deep clean treatment.

You are DEAD to me

I'm not sure how to take that "

As a joke

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"If you don't like it you may prefer cock. Just sayin "

This

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I heard if you drink pineapple juice it supposed to make someone taste sweeter dunno if it’s true I’ve never felt the need to try it

I've heard that too, although it's cranberry juice I was told I’m not sure about that I thought cranberry juice was good for a water infection

Apparently that’s an old wives tale "

It may be, but I can vouch for that.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

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By *quirtmasterandblondsexyCouple
over a year ago

Chester Le Street

Ann Summers do a cherry pussy lick.

Perhaps try a flavoured lube x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I asked was I’ve tried one the other day and it literally tasted sweet! I mean of course all pussies taste great! But this one was rather like a candy or something that I was wondering if there is anything you could do about it thats all.

Apparently there is more clown on fab that in any circus ! "

Diet, hygiene, hormones, health can have an effect on how bodily fluids taste. Ask the lady what she did as to why she would taste sweeter. X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Rub it with a big tasty first.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie. "

Cheese if she's American.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your cat

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Rub it with a big tasty first. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Rub it with a big tasty first. "

Big tasty first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour Coca cola up it

then use your tongue to put a mentos up it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tried licking mine. He's quite fluffy and to be perfectly honest I see where else he licks too before he cleans the rest of his body!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've never tried licking mine. He's quite fluffy and to be perfectly honest I see where else he licks too before he cleans the rest of his body!! "

Where

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Put more pineapple in the whiskers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never tried licking mine. He's quite fluffy and to be perfectly honest I see where else he licks too before he cleans the rest of his body!!

Where"

Where? He's usually in the kitchen when he does it of all places. Ohhhhhhh, you mean ...

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

being clean is a must if you don’t enjoy the taste there are flavoured lubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never tried licking mine. He's quite fluffy and to be perfectly honest I see where else he licks too before he cleans the rest of his body!!

Where

Where? He's usually in the kitchen when he does it of all places. Ohhhhhhh, you mean ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I asked was I’ve tried one the other day and it literally tasted sweet! I mean of course all pussies taste great! But this one was rather like a candy or something that I was wondering if there is anything you could do about it thats all.

Apparently there is more clown on fab that in any circus ! "

Maybe she'd just fucked someone else who had worn a fruity flavoured condom.

Just saying

I could be wrong of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks "

Tricks ? Like febreze

Maybe it’s just not for you mate ? Never thought this was an issue to be honest

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks

Tricks ? Like febreze

Maybe it’s just not for you mate ? Never thought this was an issue to be honest "

Fabreze Don't tell the folks at P&G. Mind you, I'd love to see their next ad

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"The reason I asked was I’ve tried one the other day and it literally tasted sweet! I mean of course all pussies taste great! But this one was rather like a candy or something that I was wondering if there is anything you could do about it thats all.

Apparently there is more clown on fab that in any circus !

Maybe she'd just fucked someone else who had worn a fruity flavoured condom.

Just saying

I could be wrong of course. "

Or been eating pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks

Tricks ? Like febreze

Maybe it’s just not for you mate ? Never thought this was an issue to be honest

Fabreze Don't tell the folks at P&G. Mind you, I'd love to see their next ad "

An absolute game changer to there advertising

We might of just come up with something here

I’ll pitch it to them and see how far I get before been man handled out of frebreze

HQ

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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Thanks so much xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous. "

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any issues. Love most pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad? "

I believe you ? But just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad?

I believe you ? But just to be sure "

Just to be extra sure I think we need several volunteers with a palate decerning enough to give the most accurate description.

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By *oyboy199130 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Im game

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad? "
It’s rubbish ! unless you stick the cigarette up your minge and smoke it that way ..I’m female and I smoke and never had a complaint .I’ve also had the pleasure of tasting smokers and non smokers and never had a issue.Maybe the op either don’t like the taste of minge in general or he got unlucky and met someone with not very good hygiene..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've never tried licking mine. He's quite fluffy and to be perfectly honest I see where else he licks too before he cleans the rest of his body!!

Where

Where? He's usually in the kitchen when he does it of all places. Ohhhhhhh, you mean ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad?

I believe you ? But just to be sure

Just to be extra sure I think we need several volunteers with a palate decerning enough to give the most accurate description. "

This is basically my job I think I’m best qualified to give you a professional opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never tried licking mine. He's quite fluffy and to be perfectly honest I see where else he licks too before he cleans the rest of his body!!

Where

Where? He's usually in the kitchen when he does it of all places. Ohhhhhhh, you mean ...

"

I'm just glad I don't own a dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad? It’s rubbish ! unless you stick the cigarette up your minge and smoke it that way ..I’m female and I smoke and never had a complaint .I’ve also had the pleasure of tasting smokers and non smokers and never had a issue.Maybe the op either don’t like the taste of minge in general or he got unlucky and met someone with not very good hygiene.."

Thank you!

When I've been kissed after I haven't vomited so surely its all good?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad? It’s rubbish ! unless you stick the cigarette up your minge and smoke it that way ..I’m female and I smoke and never had a complaint .I’ve also had the pleasure of tasting smokers and non smokers and never had a issue.Maybe the op either don’t like the taste of minge in general or he got unlucky and met someone with not very good hygiene..

Thank you!

When I've been kissed after I haven't vomited so surely its all good? "

That’s a great sign ? I’ve high hopes for your test results ! Looking forward to getting started

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"[Removed by poster at 05/08/21 00:07:11]"

Drip a little Tabasco on her clit.

A little Tabasco is what you do to get the full flavour of oysters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/08/21 00:07:11]

Drip a little Tabasco on her clit.

A little Tabasco is what you do to get the full flavour of oysters."

That can’t end well surely ?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"[Removed by poster at 05/08/21 00:07:11]

Drip a little Tabasco on her clit.

A little Tabasco is what you do to get the full flavour of oysters.

That can’t end well surely ? "

Try it.

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By *ools1964Man
over a year ago

Swadlincote

No, nothing tastes better than pussy

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy "

Have you told Ben and Jerry’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy "

Second to maybe nando’s

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy "

Even a fishy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?"

Noooooooo vomit in my mouth

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?

Noooooooo vomit in my mouth

"

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?"

Could think of worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Have you told Ben and Jerry’s?"

Or Marco Pierre White?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?

Could think of worse."

Like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?

Could think of worse.

Like?"

Worse things ? Yeah death

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?

Could think of worse.

Like?"

Men smeared in Dorian fruit.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No, nothing tastes better than pussy

Even a fishy one?

Could think of worse.

Like?

Worse things ? Yeah death "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries "

Apologies, Durian fruit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit "

Why durian fruit?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?"

Why fish?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

"

Yeah let’s leave that one there

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

Yeah let’s leave that one there "

Smiles.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit "

Apologies accepted and everyone been using the cucumber

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Apologies accepted and everyone been using the cucumber "

Not for typing it seems.

Have fun

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks "

Wash it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic, ginger, dark soy sauce, honey, red chilli, 5 spice, rice wine vinegar. Marinate for 1 hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't improve on perfection so mine is just fine as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't improve on perfection so mine is just fine as it is. "

It looks quite aromatic. I’m imagining the scent of pine forest combined with vim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the responses are hilarious. If you don’t like the taste OP then dont lick it. Infact just hold hands and play scrabble instead. Much more fun "
more fun scrabbles changed over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the responses are hilarious. If you don’t like the taste OP then dont lick it. Infact just hold hands and play scrabble instead. Much more fun more fun scrabbles changed over the years "

Yeah scrabble is pants !

A good game of connect 4

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By *urious_Female89Woman
over a year ago

great yarmouth


"Stop smoking if you want make yours taste better, you always know a smoker by the bitter taste of her pussy, and I am told that it's the same about mens cum. Smokers and heavy drinkers apparently taste foul. However all those comments about pineapple juice are spot on. Whenever I held a party here I always had a tray of cocktails consisting of Malibu, and white rum with fresh pineapple juice, and pineapples and cocktail cherries on sticks over the top of the glasses for the ladies. Trust me, it not only relaxes the girls, but it leaves them tasting absolutely gorgeous.

This bugs me!

I'm a smoker. I've never ever come across this till I joined fab. I struggle to believe its true. I certainly don't think it applies to men and the taste of their cum.

I've had one man totally addicted to the smell and taste of mine. So how can it be so bad? It’s rubbish ! unless you stick the cigarette up your minge and smoke it that way ..I’m female and I smoke and never had a complaint .I’ve also had the pleasure of tasting smokers and non smokers and never had a issue.Maybe the op either don’t like the taste of minge in general or he got unlucky and met someone with not very good hygiene.."

Another one who agrees! Its a myth, I smoke and everyone who's tasted me has loved it, also been told I taste sweet like honey, I also can agree to that.. tasted both smokers and non-smoking women and its never been a factor

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"The reason I asked was I’ve tried one the other day and it literally tasted sweet! I mean of course all pussies taste great! But this one was rather like a candy or something that I was wondering if there is anything you could do about it thats all. "

That could be a sign of diabetes.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks

Tricks ? Like febreze

Maybe it’s just not for you mate ? Never thought this was an issue to be honest

Fabreze Don't tell the folks at P&G. Mind you, I'd love to see their next ad "

There is a product on the market for that - Vagifresh

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

"

It belittle women and our genitals.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

It belittle women and our genitals. "

Humour????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

It belittle women and our genitals.

Humour????"

not for some

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

It belittle women and our genitals.

Humour????

not for some"

I know

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

Cheese if she's American. "

(Spits out dink at screen)

Maple sauce for them Canadians?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I once went down on a woman and she tasted like beef monster munch..

Take me to her

Smell your own gonads

Rude

Crude"

Rude: flashing your knickers

Lewd: throwing them up in the air

Crude: when they stick to the ceiling

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Oooh crab paste

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By *ood times 2023Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you don't like it you may prefer cock. Just sayin

True story

This is what I discovered anyhow. "

Lol

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas

I'll admit if not read through all the posts but surely with the amount cuckolds come up in the fantasy pages someone has said another fellas tattie water

It's a naw from me btw

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

It belittle women and our genitals.

Humour????"

No...just misogyny (spelt incorrectly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

It belittle women and our genitals.

Humour????

No...just misogyny (spelt incorrectly)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It belittle women and our genitals.

Humour????

No...just misogyny (spelt incorrectly)"

Agreed. Playing into the ancient male privilege of thinking women are somehow intrinsically unclean.

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By *istressdandsubtCouple
over a year ago

caterham

Pineapple juice sweetened s aladies nono

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any way to make the pussy taste better? Tell me about your tricks

Tricks ? Like febreze

Maybe it’s just not for you mate ? Never thought this was an issue to be honest

Fabreze Don't tell the folks at P&G. Mind you, I'd love to see their next ad

There is a product on the market for that - Vagifresh"

Try TwinkleTwat

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie. "

What if she’s Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You just push it to the side and carry on eating

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

What if she’s Irish "

What would you you like me to pour on yours?

Fancy some caramel? I do.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

What if she’s Irish "

Bacon and cabbage?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

What if she’s Irish

What would you you like me to pour on yours?

Fancy some caramel? I do."

Ohh that sounds sweet

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Keep clean for 1, and the other is plenty of water, drink water all I drink! In-between I eat a lot of chocolate( 12x £1 bars a week) ,sweetens you up apparently, I just like chocolate hehehe .

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

What if she’s Irish

Bacon and cabbage?"

I was thinking whiskey but that works for me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm guessing that Google drawn a blank on this but remember op their all different so apparently for a guy it's pineapple so you could possibly rule this one out and try cranberries

Apologies, Durian fruit

Why durian fruit?

Why fish?

It belittle women and our genitals.

Humour????

No...just misogyny (spelt incorrectly)"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes, just go the pub. It will taste a whole lot better then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yes, just go the pub. It will taste a whole lot better then "

Which pub

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes, just go the pub. It will taste a whole lot better then

Which pub"

The Queens Legs of course

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yes, just go the pub. It will taste a whole lot better then

Which pub

The Queens kegs of course "

Ok

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

What if she’s Irish

What would you you like me to pour on yours?

Fancy some caramel? I do.

Ohh that sounds sweet "

It is.

As for the Caramel Baileys, that's even more tantalising.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm waiting for someone to say just add Worcestershire sauce, if she's English, Soy if she's oriental and Vegiemite if she's an Aussie.

What if she’s Irish

What would you you like me to pour on yours?

Fancy some caramel? I do.

Ohh that sounds sweet

It is.

As for the Caramel Baileys, that's even more tantalising.

"

So good

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Great pussy tasting thread everyone

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