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"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman?" We admit to it 
No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad | |||
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"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman? We admit to it
No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad "I’m English… and Norwegian | |||
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"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman? We admit to it
No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad
I’m English… and Norwegian "I'm English... with Glaswegian. | |||
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"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman? We admit to it
No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad
I’m English… and Norwegian
I'm English... with Glaswegian."Perfect, welcome fellow Englishman | |||
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"It smells of snuff and land ownership" And a god given right to rule the world. | |||
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"The giant lived in England? " The giant lived at the top of a beanstalk in the clouds. | |||
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"Perhaps he could smell Coleman’s English Mustard "Or some Gentleman's Relish  | |||
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"Perhaps he could smell Coleman’s English Mustard
Or some Gentleman's Relish "Ohh spicy  | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! " It’s a cob  | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob "See… | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob "Barmcake | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake "No, it's a roll. | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll."My work here is done! | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done! "What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch "A batch is a Loaf. | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done! " | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? Maybe a mussel? " Could be barnacles. | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch "Moi?  | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks?" I tried a whelk once  I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi? "Report to my office now for a dressing down | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See… " | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll."10000% this  | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down "A dressing gown? I never wear them. | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? Maybe a mussel? Could be barnacles." On the bottom  how very painful… nurse!! | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me "I just couldnt even begin to eat one | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them. "How do you keep your modesty | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me "I still walk funny | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me "I can eat most things but whelks are not one of them! | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty "Do I strike you as the modest sort???  | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See…
Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too "Oooh promises | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me
I just couldnt even begin to eat one "Well if you ever fancy chewing on a couple of elastic bands it’s quite a similar sensation | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me
I still walk funny " keep putting the ointment on the chewed parts | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort??? "Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See…
Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too
Oooh promises "I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty ) | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze "There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!” | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See…
Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too
Oooh promises
I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty ) "Ok I’m on my way… | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze
There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!” "Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See…
Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too
Oooh promises
I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )
Ok I’m on my way… "I’ll send my address toute suite, just look out for the messenger pigeon | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze
There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”
Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away "Sheesh! No chance! | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze
There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”
Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away "You'll be having an MMMF at this rate | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze
There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”
Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away
You'll be having an MMMF at this rate "As long as the F isn’t flies! | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze
There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”
Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away
You'll be having an MMMF at this rate "I’ll need to rent out the local church hall for an hour or two | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See…
Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too
Oooh promises
I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )
Ok I’m on my way…
I’ll send my address toute suite, just look out for the messenger pigeon "Absolutely Mary poppins | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
Barmcake
No, it's a roll.
My work here is done!
What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch
Moi?
Report to my office now for a dressing down
A dressing gown? I never wear them.
How do you keep your modesty
Do I strike you as the modest sort???
Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze
There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”
Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away
You'll be having an MMMF at this rate
As long as the F isn’t flies! "Only the sort you unbutton | |||
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"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other! That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! It’s a cob
See…
Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too
Oooh promises
I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )
Ok I’m on my way…
I’ll send my address toute suite, just look out for the messenger pigeon
Absolutely Mary poppins "If only I could get my feet to point in opposite directions like she does | |||
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"Smells like cockles. Not whelks? I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me
I just couldnt even begin to eat one
Well if you ever fancy chewing on a couple of elastic bands it’s quite a similar sensation "Oh yummy | |||
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