FabSwingers.com forum: Suspicious shopping

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so you are on a mission to buy 3 random items from a supermarket.

The purpose is to get the strangest look from the cashier. A what the fuck moment is going on with this person.

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, condoms and baby oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tub of vaseline, a packet of courgettes and some sanitary towels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber, condoms and baby oil."

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tub of vaseline, a packet of courgettes and some sanitary towels. "

no words

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By *erandHerManCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Ky jelly (other lubricants are available) butternut squash and baby wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber gloves,hot dogs and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK magazine, box of tissues, wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubber gloves,hot dogs and lube "

Wtf haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Crunchy Peanut Butter, a length of hosepipe and some Swarfega

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A diving helmet, a jam maker and a loaf of bread.

(I'm shopping at Aldis. They WON'T be surprised).

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crunchy Peanut Butter, a length of hosepipe and some Swarfega

Ok thats a new level of wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A diving helmet, a jam maker and a loaf of bread.

(I'm shopping at Aldis. They WON'T be surprised).

Gbat"

That is very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK magazine, box of tissues, wet wipes "

A night in on your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza base, tomato sauce and pineapple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of elastic bands , a mop and a kylie minogue album!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Boxer shorts

A parrot

An octopus

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Boxer shorts

A parrot

An octopus "

Tesco’s don’t sell those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leather gloves, razor wire and a shovel

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cable ties, duct tape, circular saw

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Boxer shorts

A parrot

An octopus

Tesco’s don’t sell those

Oops

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Lube, marigolds and a mop handle

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Bungee cord from the outdoor section, Minions eye mask & a big jar of Nutella

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hammer, bleach, dust sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaffer tape, fly swatter and bulldog clips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra large pack condoms, bottle of vodka and a card saying Happy 90th Birthday Grandad.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Extra large pack condoms, bottle of vodka and a card saying Happy 90th Birthday Grandad."

For whom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese Grater, lemons, sudocrem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok i see people I started to use their imaginations

that 90th birthday card is a game changer.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

We used to do this at school... if someone wanted to join us for doughnuts and cigars at lunchtime (nope not sure why) they'd be sent to tesco and have to come back with a copy of

Men's Health magazine

A cucumber

And vaseline

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

A dart board, the sun newspaper, and the tale of unfortunate events on dvd

Miss PC

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

whipped cream, watermelon, honey spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nude magazine (do they even still sell these?), lube and a watermelon.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Three mushrooms individually bagged

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Shovel, bag of lime and a hacksaw

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"We used to do this at school... if someone wanted to join us for doughnuts and cigars at lunchtime (nope not sure why) they'd be sent to tesco and have to come back with a copy of

Men's Health magazine

A cucumber

And vaseline "

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By *cottish gentMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

"Three mushrooms individually bagged

I'd pay to see that cashiers face.

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By *raggleRocCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth

White overalls, duct tape and chef's knife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White overalls, duct tape and chef's knife"

There is quite a few murderous tendencies in some of these comments.

Chainsaws zip ties duct tape and surprise nobody has put rug dumbbell weights and a sat nav.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shovel, bag of lime and a hacksaw "

Ladies and gentlemen take note stay well away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Three mushrooms individually bagged

Enjoy this trailer

https://youtu.be/bxABOiay6oA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese Grater, lemons, sudocrem

Ladies and gentlemen make sure you are wearing your chainmail when you meeting this lovely lady.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Shovel, bag of lime and a hacksaw "

I literally read every reply hoping no one said this!!!

Ok I’ll think of something else……..

Playboy

Chillies

Rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana floaty

Gorilla glue

Hammer

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Balaclava, shotgun and swag bag.. old school blag.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Three mushrooms individually bagged

Enjoy this trailer

https://youtu.be/bxABOiay6oA"

Ohh wow

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Shovel, bag of lime and a hacksaw

Ladies and gentlemen take note stay well away

they say it's the quiet ones you have to watch which is why I make a lot of noise

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Shovel, bag of lime and a hacksaw

I literally read every reply hoping no one said this!!!

Ok I’ll think of something else……..

Playboy

Chillies

Rubber gloves "

Sorry, beat you to the punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imodium, lube and a squirty top bottle of Evian.

Totally not inspired by real life events...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Body paint, silly string and a blow up mallet

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A bulk pack of party balloons, the complete X-Men action figure collection and a tube of anusol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mousetrap. Condoms. Ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mousetrap. Condoms. Ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imodium, lube and a squirty top bottle of Evian.

Totally not inspired by real life events...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bulk pack of party balloons, the complete X-Men action figure collection and a tube of anusol."

Stevo comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mousetrap. Condoms. Ketchup.

Yay I win at being weird

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Bleach, pack of rope and a kicken knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape, ceiling hook and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

String, a candle and a bowling ball (or watermelon)

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Deep Heat

Condoms

Super glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, lube, cigarettes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

bright red lipstick

duct tape

condoms better still femidoms

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

A whole salmon, Anasol cream , yellow marigold gloves in xlarge

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Reckon it's a good job we don't all use the same supermarket...

They'd think it was a horny zombie apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube , wet wipes and dog food

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

A diving helmet, a pair of high heels and a large tub of natural yoghurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marrow, curry sauce , and a pack of incontinence knickers

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Perhaps not as OP asked . I was in superstore one morning. Checkout female knew me as live in same road. Saw male behind me had few items in hand. So let him go in front. He placed on checkout belt.

Packet pain killer / headache tablets

Pack condoms

Pregnancy test kit

Checkout female said when he had gone. I hate to think why all three or hopeful for tonight.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

A mop, a bag of blue slate and strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps not as OP asked . I was in superstore one morning. Checkout female knew me as live in same road. Saw male behind me had few items in hand. So let him go in front. He placed on checkout belt.

Packet pain killer / headache tablets

Pack condoms

Pregnancy test kit

Checkout female said when he had gone. I hate to think why all three or hopeful for tonight.

To cover joy happiness and disappointment

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