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If I was to be a burglar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was to be a burglar Now what would I catch you in & what would you be doing

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd be phoning the police and reaching for an empty wine bottle.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Beating you with the spine of an old yellow pages!

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

We would be watching our GSD biting your bollocks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My socks, boxers and t shirt watching Baywatch. Sit down and grab a beer fella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/08/21 23:50:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitting you with my forget mi stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be reaching for my 36" hurley and you'd better run or else I'd ware it off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going well eh OP?

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

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"This is going well eh OP? "

Not the way he was expecting, that's for sure.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I was listening to a phone in this week about low conviction rates for crimes. I cannot tell if the man phoning in was telling the truth but he sounded like he was telling the truth. Here goes...

He said he worked nights and got in at 7am and went to sleep. He got woken up at about 11am by a crashing noise. It was a burglar. He confronted the burgler who was holding some computer item and decided to hold on to him and call the police. The computer item got dropped and damaged in the scuffle. The burglar fought him off and made good his escape empty handed. The man called the police and one actually came round and when the man told the officer his story the officer said.. Stop Right There. If you are saying that you assaulted the burglar then I must caution you..

The man told the officer to forget the investigation... The officer said that the man could be charged with wasting police time..

The man told the officer that he was in fact wasting his time..

If true.. truly shocking in my opinion...

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