FabSwingers.com forum: If you could have someone famous to narrate your life story

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Who would it be

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Iggy Pop - his gravelly tones would add a certain burnt-out rock star glamour to my humdrum life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Bean

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean"

so just yaself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samuel L Jackson

I require a lot of "Motherfucker" being said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what mood I wanna go for…

Probably Emma Roberts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Attenborough. Love him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zed off the police academy films would be brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgan Freeman - hopefully whoever was listening would fall asleep to his voice before he got to the "juicy" bits

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Coningsby

Having listened to the Harry Potter audio books recently I'd have to go with Stephen fry

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me Brian Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having listened to the Harry Potter audio books recently I'd have to go with Stephen fry"

Exactly what I was about to say

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"David Attenborough. Love him!"

"Kitty enters the forum. The males begin to circle displaying crude preening behaviours to attract her attention and demonstrate their fitness for mating."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he was alive then I would opt for Kenneth Williams

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Helen mirren

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"David Attenborough. Love him!

"Kitty enters the forum. The males begin to circle displaying crude preening behaviours to attract her attention and demonstrate their fitness for mating.""
could Kitty be your narrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"If he was alive then I would opt for Kenneth Williams"
great choice xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gilbert Gottfried, I'd let him ad-lib my eulogy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Attenborough

*There she creeps in the dead of night to go hunting in the fridge for whatever she can eat*

*she devours her mate if she can't find food*

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Miriam Morgolyes. Or maybe Dame Maggie Smith

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Ramsay...

"Jesus Christ, what is this fucking moron doing now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liam Neeson

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

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Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"David Attenborough

*There she creeps in the dead of night to go hunting in the fridge for whatever she can eat*

*she devours her mate if she can't find food*

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the scene is set xx

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Who would it be

It’s not a narration unless it’s Morgan Freeman. The way he could tell my story, I’d be on the edge of my seat!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayley Atwell, or Morgan Freeman, because he is the king of the voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

That wouldn't work, she'd get bored after 30 mins and fuck off to adopt another African baby

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

That wouldn't work, she'd get bored after 30 mins and fuck off to adopt another African baby

But like me then easily distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

That wouldn't work, she'd get bored after 30 mins and fuck off to adopt another African baby

But like me then easily distracted

Best make it a mini series then

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab"."

Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".

Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all

Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

matthew mcconaughey

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Alan Rickman - I just love his voice and was such an amazing actor too

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"matthew mcconaughey"
nice choice

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Alan Rickman - I just love his voice and was such an amazing actor too

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Yes go with that xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".

Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all

Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair

You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Stanley Unwin.

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By *SSEXLAD1993Man
over a year ago

norwich

Leonardo di caprio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe pasquale

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Stanley Unwin."
that would be fun double Dutch

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".

Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all

Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair

You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me

That's just his bejewelled codpiece

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By *ulkuriMan
over a year ago

London

Keanu Reeves. Short and precise sentences, with a hint of melacholy his voice has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alan Rickman - I just love his voice and was such an amazing actor too

Oh good shout

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".

Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all

Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair

You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me

That's just his bejewelled codpiece"

Tmontana1 has not bejewelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kermit the frog

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sean Bean

so just yaself then

Uhmm

Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x

Mr T umed not me

I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie

Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".

Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all

Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair

You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me

That's just his bejewelled codpiece

Tmontana1 has not bejewelling

Perhaps we're not thinking of the same Mr T...

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Joanna Lumley has a nice tone

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ozzy Osbourne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Attenborough. Love him!

"Kitty enters the forum. The males begin to circle displaying crude preening behaviours to attract her attention and demonstrate their fitness for mating.""

Haha that's really funny

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Joe Pasquale, never been one for drama, would rather make someone smile.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Joanna Lumley

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